From @acyn.bsky.social (posted on X)

"Reporter: Do any of you have a favorite animal?

Child: My favorite one is a gold snake that can move. It has gold eyes, and it has a super-duper tail…

Reporter: Mr. Mamdani, the second question for you.

Mamdani: Yes. It’s also the golden snake."

I'm pretty positive on adulthood cause I get to say things from Batman: The Animated Series like "I have a fundraiser to attend" "The Council votes on that tomorrow" and "Oh no! The Riddler!"

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You're just jealous :)

God I hope they all quit. Fuck em for one, but if they quit fuck em slightly less.

I love my woke Belgium

fencing?

wrestling?

in terms of the sport itself or the people involved?

8:30 am complicated lab followed by a very math heavy class sucks

crow friend!

indeed you did.

4:20 really got to you huh

Isn’t it interesting how the Admin said we can’t afford cancer research but all of a sudden there’s enough money to buy Greenland?

𝘠𝘰𝘶 𝘴𝘢𝘤𝘳𝘪𝘧𝘪𝘤𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘳𝘦𝘦 𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘳𝘴.

The laundry gods are appeased. For now.

‘𝘋𝘪𝘧𝘧𝘪𝘤𝘶𝘭𝘵 𝘛𝘦𝘳𝘳𝘢𝘪𝘯’ 𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘵𝘶𝘴 𝘳𝘦𝘮𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘥 𝘧𝘳𝘰𝘮 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘢𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘮𝘦𝘯𝘵.

Hand axe

something missing in your life? of course it is! you're not hitting things with a stone age hand axe!

looks like you're about to be forced to listen to an evil monologe about how fucked you are

crazy to think how i struggle to ask for any kind of help but the president of the united states asks "can i have your nobel peace prize?"

I love that Wikipedia's edit history is public because it only takes two clicks to get to the very first version of the "ant" article in its entirety from 2001. Happy 25th birthday Wikipedia! You've come so far

I love her. What a brave and vicious hunter.

A pixel art illustration of beads and sequins. The text in the middle reads "genAI is for losers".

Fuck AI.

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It’s so weird to me that people don’t signal in their cars because they are afraid of people “knowing what I’m going to do,” yes, you’re sending a four thousand pound machine down the street at thirty miles per hour. People need to know where you’re going

being a hater is important. or rather, if you are a hater by nature it's better to not deny it. we need ecumenical haters, haters with a willingness to keep open minds, haters who can explain why they like something just as assiduously. That way when they say "this is dog shit" it has real power

If there’s a better obituary for an evil cartoonist than an A.I. generated version of his character that fucks up the defining detail of its design, I can’t think of it. No notes. 👨🏻‍🍳 💋

I can dill even when im in a pickle

you're welcome

the federal government's immense wisdom to descend on and siege Minneapolis during its most hospitable month: January

merritt k @merrittk doctor: these pills will fix your brain me: thanks doctor (quietly): they might also make it much worse me: what doctor: what

One of the all time tweets

that's all you wanted it for?

NEW

An initially-secret report for Customs and Border Patrol in 2013 found:

In many vehicle shooting cases, the “driver was attempting to flee from the agents who intentionally put themselves into the exit path of the vehicle, thereby … creating justification for the use of deadly force.”

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