Nat Sauce

And yesterday's hot piss

Oooooooh gonna check that it.

And taught the youngest how to climb through the window to get I side our house after the oldest were very reaponsible and locked all the doors when they left.

Voter 93 at the library today!

A life update: this wound up paying off. I'm still applying to several jobs that are hopefully careers, but I've got my survival needs covered by a job at the airport that I'm apparently pretty good at.

And instead of being in an office alone, which was driving me mad, I see 20k people a day.

You're going to have to join Costco.

Apparently I should have been watching the monitors rather than the internet bc there is a gate change. Made it here. Fingers crossed we make it there.

I know most people use these opportunities to do AMA, but I am a boring middle aged lefty with kids who posts distractedly in between things so there's really nothing anyone needs or wants to know ya know?

Playing on my phone while it charges before HOPEFULLY getting on the standby flight.

What's entertaining today?

Sandalwood, a scent I've been okayish with (doesnt trigger the sinuses) is suddenly in a popular cheap cologne or body wash and my head is in hell and my eyes watering from walking down the street.

I blame covid for making everyone unable to smell themselves.

Jellycat goat, ghost, and a gund Bingo plushie in a black and white striped FAO Schwarz bag

At the Jellycat store we saw the goat sitting next to the ghosts and SOMEONE is getting a nice surprise when we get home from NYC.

So we start saying the ghost on the bus say boo boo boo.

This enrages the child. They go red with anger and start screaming NO!!!

This is very out of character so everyone just stops to figure out what's wrong, assuming they are hurt or something.

No. They go BAA!!!
Ghosts go Baa?

NO Goats

Back when the middle went to tot shabbat and storytime at the J we sang the wheels on the bus.

Being led by lefty Jewish librarian she let the kids tell her what got on the bus and just rolled with it.

So the kiddo is big and brave and calls out their bus companion.
Every adult heard Ghosts.

I have walked this block this week to procure the Jelly Cats and American Girl items for the three at home being absolutely driven mad by Granma (per text- shes so srrict). Though because they are at home we didn't have to do lush or sephora. Thankfully bc my nose cant with those places.

Really did reflexively say that

Image of the Village Voice building from across the street.

Having breakfast at Librae and it's across the street.

My cute husband pops up from his phone 'oh, I thought the village voice sounded familiar. Did you know it's an old newspaper?'

Had the wikipedia's article up and everything.

The Black Dandy exhibit at the met was great. Getting to watch dandies looking at the exhibit was even better.

Love is waiting in the line at juliana's and sending your huz to the ice cream factory.

I cant get colleagues to read beyond page 1 of anything. Full grown adults with degrees just...cant? Wont?

I get that it's a matinee and I'm in the top most section but when in the fuck did people start whispering to each other during the opera??????

Think I just saw stevie van zandt

We are sharing this theater with one other person

Over coffee we decided to go see Jacob's Ladder at the IFC this morning. Just going to enjoy being on vacation without the kids in one of my favorite cities that H has never experienced as an adult.

Just a single electric guitar

It was really good

Cute. A couple of 20 yos talking after,

"That was dark"
"Did that make sense? "

H has reminded me that the last time we saw a play together the world shut down within a week.

Apologizing in advance for what happens next. Q

So excited to see Waiting For Godot tonight. I jumped on the presale this spring and it's finally happening