April P

Instagram post from the nsgov Instagram account. Black and red text reads “STAY OUT OF THE WOODS”; the foreground is a black silhouette of trees

obsessed with this vague notice from the government of Nova Scotia. Like it’s definitely about the new fire restrictions, but it also looks like a poster you’d find yellowed and curled on the bulletin board of a diner in a town where locals won’t talk about their missing kids

Met a new friend on the BLT trail.

Screenshot of hyenas marching during the “be prepared” scene in the animated version of The Lion King

screenshot of soldiers marching without enthusiasm during Trump’s birthday parade

another disappointing attempt at a live action Disney remake

A female sim on the computer, ignoring a baby who is on fire

not now, sweetie, mommy’s refreshing the Tesla stock price

A yellow fishing boat with several people aboard including one dressed as Darth Vader wearing a sou’wester.

Took a boat ride with Scotian Shores to McNabs Island for a May the Fourth shore cleanup.

#MayThe4thBeWithYou

little did they know that when the ferry left the carnage would begin

Halifax council's survey on the proposal to quit "X" collected over 4,000 responses. Most (86.5%) were "extremely supportive" or "supportive". The word "Nazi" appears 181 times in the survey responses.

I have tariffed
the penguins
that are on
Heard Island

and which
you were probably
assuming
did not export goods

forgive me
they were taking advantage of us
so cunning
and so cold

Duolingo screen cap: I’m on a 1500 day learning streak!

A brown tabby cat is standing with his front feet in a pair of adult human shoes. A white and brown cat in the foreground is agape.

Trying to participate in my online class last night and I look over and my elder cat is wearing shoes for attention.

[youth pastor voice] you know who else got in trouble by accidentally adding the wrong person to his group chat with the boys

don’t think people realize how much Canadians are already mobilizing … just heard a worrying report that 20 anglers & other fiſhermen, lately of Halifax, have Taken to a certain Sloop, the Antelope, heavily laden with 14 four-pounders and a Letter of Marque to cruise the Seas for American Gold

governments should spend money, literally all their fucking money. on taking care of the people from whom they got the money. on building cool shit for the people from whom they got the money to use, like highways and public works. this is real easy

how can these people be so bad at this

Remember to realize that time is an arbitrary construct tonight. Free yourself. Miss every appointment. People will be so mad at you

Ongoing Vandalism at VE Halifax (TW for transphobia and neo-nazi references)   At the beginning of February our storefront was vandalized with transphobic graffiti scrawled in sharpie. Glitter Bean, also a queer run business, recei...

Standing with Venus Envy & Glitter Beans - Halifax is a better place because of these businesses.

venusenvy.ca/blogs/news/o...

92g Elbows Up Bar Ingredients: Milk chocolate (sugar, whole milk powder, cocoa butter, cocoa mass, soy lecithin, natural vanilla flavour), Filling (Vegetable oil [palm and/or sunflower and/or rapeseed], nonfat dry milk...

Our home. Our pride.

ELBOWS UP 🇨🇦

➡️ peacebychocolate.ca/collections/...

My Latin professor (in Atlantic Canada) had the habit of translating the second person plural as “y’all” in a gesture of absurd linguistic accuracy

Do we have to be the bigger people and still send them a tree

Mr. Vance jumped back in. "Have you said 'thank you' once this entire meeting? No."

communication is so key. this is what happens when you're not comfortable sharing your kink with your spouse. you end up blurting it out on camera in the oval office to a head of state you've never even met before

#Halifax has a survey for residents asking what social media they use to get their information. The deadline to fill out the survey is March 10.

So, that likely means Halifax won't ditch X before then.

www.halifax.ca/home/surveys

Two cats laying peacefully on a bed in a sun beam.

Sharing winter sunbeams.

Had two opportunities to connect with my friends this week and then attended an incredible two day retreat for women in my industry. Having so many feelings I may actually expire. Happy weekend all.

you've heard of elf on the shelf, now get ready for sudden collapse of global US hegemony

Marketplace today

FS Road Salt $1

Will sell my road salt for $1 a salt crystal buy 100 crystals and get 1 free

Whenever I think of marketplace
“You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious"

I always remember this hat felting tutorial (from 2006!) that recommends using a vibrator that “could shake a bear out of a tree” for agitation scrubberbum.typepad.com/moth_heaven/...

#Halifax #NovaScotia winter storm status: our road is a beautifully pebbled curling rink

I didn’t have most of the vegetables on hand for the exact recipe but I made this salad dressing tonight and my household loved it on romaine, radishes and carrot.

I bet they do. I’ll inquire