Adrian Chambers

“Sweep, ya bastard” - a curler/an angry Matthew Corbett.

Wordle 1,707 5/6

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Does he realize how ridiculously guilty he sounds?

Wasn't this kind of the plot to a Bond, or possibly Austin Powers, movie at some point?

Andrew looking all shocked in the back of a car

Limmy waking up

Back to 3-1 at least

Celtic making a bollocks of it, after some spark at the start of the second half

Celtic playing pretty well bar some daft defending.Stuttgart not looking great at the back either so anything possible

*Bear Grylls stares at his phone, waiting for Andrew to call to arrange a baptism*

What a momentous day for the British state. And what an iconic image to capture it

Something the Government want you to forget...

headline reads Ninth British police force joins Epstein files inquiry. Officers in Scotland and the West Midlands are now part of the investigation, as claims about Andrew's guards swirl.

as suspects or

*screams into the void*
People are so fucking stupid

Your man may have broken his own organisation’s rules on political neutrality. But these things only matter when others seem to do it. So nothing to see here.

Thirty (30!) years since Don’t Look Back in Anger came out. Jeebus.

Former public prosecutor Nazir Afzal on the speed at which the police have acted on Andrew's misconduct allegations compared to the Epstein trafficking allegations:

"When the state is the alleged victim, the state moves at pace. When women are the alleged victims, the state takes its time"

I do think it’s funny that the USA broke from England to get rid of the monarchy so that no one would be above the law and yet only one of these countries has arrested a senior political figure in relation to Epstein and it wasn’t the USA

Morgan Freeman as Kindly Old Criminal in He Cant Have put The Poster Back Over the Hole It’s Impossible

“I remember the first time I saw Andy…”

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Popbitch!

All this 'nobody is above the law' schtick would be a lot more believable if we weren't all absolutely fucking astonished at the fact that they've finally arrested the cunt.

Without a doubt

Somewhere, somehow, at a right-wing tabloid, the most deranged Meghan story of all time is being birthed

When Norfolk Police ask Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor if he has any special dietary requirements whilst in custody:

I hope Parkhead has some fun with the Andrew news tonight

Outstanding comeback

If you are a British character actor over the age of 60 PLEASE STAY IN THE QUEUE!
BBC, Channel 4 or Netflix WILL cast you as Andrew in a docudrama soon, but you have to wait your turn.

Waiting for the BBC analysis

‘Andrew arrested: Why this could be a big win for Farage’

Alexander Isak should return from injury for Liverpool in April, says Slot * £125m summer signing broke a leg in December * He should rejoin team training late March or early April Arne Slot is expecting Alexander Isak to be available for a Liverpool return in April. The striker fractured his left leg and sustained an ankle injury against Tottenham in December and required surgery but is back in light training. Isak started running this week as part of his rehabilitation and if he continues on the same path, he will join team training at the end of March. “It will be around that period of time – end of March, start of April – where he is hopefully back with the group,” the head coach said. Continue reading...

Alexander Isak should return from injury for Liverpool in April, says Slot

'Being detained at your brother's pleasure' will never not be funny