it was a snowball fight!! zohran needs to fire her now. this is a waste of time, taxpayer money, and straight up insane
24.02.2026 16:50 β π 3825 π 458 π¬ 99 π 69@miralelian.bsky.social
Generic person who suffers from depression. Sometimes funny, often not. Mostly use social media to keep tabs on what creative people I like are doing, and current events.
it was a snowball fight!! zohran needs to fire her now. this is a waste of time, taxpayer money, and straight up insane
24.02.2026 16:50 β π 3825 π 458 π¬ 99 π 69very important video please watch
23.02.2026 20:11 β π 4994 π 1807 π¬ 97 π 201"Why does BlueSky hate journalists so much?" This shit, right here, in a story that had absolutely nothing to do with trans people: "narcissistic lawyers forcing puberty blockers on pre-teens to advance their political ambitions"
24.02.2026 08:44 β π 258 π 81 π¬ 9 π 1Precisely the kind of explanation I was waiting for before making any judgments. It aligns with what I have previously heard about Tourette's, but it is not a thing I typically encounter in my day-to-day, so I'm not really as up to speed on the subject.
24.02.2026 13:33 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I really appreciate this TikToker with Tourette syndrome, Shay, for taking the time to educate so many of us (including me) about her disability and coprolalia in light of what happened at the BAFTAs with John Davidson when Michael B. Jordan and Delroy Lindo were on stage.
I learned a lot.
This guy gets it.
23.02.2026 20:42 β π 22651 π 5527 π¬ 436 π 780It really is fascinating how overt it now is that there are certain - really not controversial - ideas that you arenβt allowed to say on television.
23.02.2026 21:05 β π 6959 π 1843 π¬ 57 π 23AI is going to make it nearly impossible for anyone to afford a new PC, phone, or gaming console -- all in the name of a future that will never come to pass and a present that will just make a few dudes rich. This is unacceptable
20.02.2026 23:44 β π 1190 π 413 π¬ 9 π 49We used to, then we started donating it to local cat shelters until they stopped giving out the physical CT money.
23.02.2026 00:58 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0two days? this kid is getting to play video games for a couple days and walking back in to a standing ovation
22.02.2026 06:55 β π 2375 π 395 π¬ 28 π 4[*Points at gif*]
"Ma'am, that's not how this one works"
[*Points at gif harder*]
Put this in me immediately, I want in the clinical trials.
21.02.2026 22:22 β π 67 π 10 π¬ 5 π 04. Yes they absolutely knew why they were protesting and you are just mad that they donβt support your pedophile oligarchs. Fuck you, bootlickers, and since Iβm not at work right now, fuck ICE.
Β‘Chinga la migra!
JD Vance personally invited Pope Leo to the U.S. 250th celebration on the 4th of July. Today the Vatican announced Leo will be spending the day with migrants instead.
21.02.2026 21:59 β π 17047 π 4253 π¬ 475 π 1094Hacktivists tried to find a workaround to Discordβs age-verification software, Persona. Instead, they found its frontend exposed to the open internet, and that was just the beginning.
www.therage.co/persona-age-...
Dirtbag kid saves all of humanity in Terminator 2 by lying to a stupid cop (who happens to be a death-robot).
21.02.2026 02:36 β π 25 π 3 π¬ 0 π 0caves of qud outsold cybertruck by like 5x in 2025
21.02.2026 02:31 β π 2816 π 569 π¬ 46 π 10βMake bad game? Fired. Make good game? Fired. Make incredibly successful game? Believe it or not, also fired.β Original source of meme is from Parks and Recreation.
the video game industry is a mess
20.02.2026 01:02 β π 10466 π 2565 π¬ 54 π 50Words by Funkit Toys from their thread https://bsky.app/profile/funkittoys.bsky.social/post/3mdtky5ug4s2r written Feb 1, 2026, art by Erika Moen. An illustration rendered to look prehistoric, as if it's on a stone tablet or stretched hide, shows an assortment of drawings depicting pieces of the following text. Narration: For anyone who may be losing faith in human progress, remember this: We invented the dildo 27,000 years before the gun. Image: A stone phallus with several cracks and intentionally carved penis-head at one end. Caption: Hohle Fels Phallus, 28,000 years ago Text: We invented pornographic art tens of thousands of years before written language. Image: A simplified cave art painting depicting a couple having sex in doggy-style. Caption: Cave art, Tassili n'Ajjer, Algeria, 12,000 years ago. Text: We invented the condom before steel. Image: An off-white, aged, sock-let with a long, ragged belt attached to it. Caption: Oil-soaked linen condom of King Tutankkamunn, 1332-1323 BCE Text: Bread is older than war. Beer is older than borders. Image: A fancy loaf of bread, referenced from Pompeii, even though it's not the same time period as the caption, but it looks nice, ok?. Caption: Bread, 14,600-11,600 years ago. Text: We're better at making good things than bad. We've had more practice. Image: A barley field. Caption: Beer, 5,000 years ago. Text: Words by Funkit Toys, Art by Erika Moen, 2026
"We invented pornographic art tens of thousands of years before written language." (Full size image)
Words by @funkittoys.bsky.social, images by @erikamoen.bsky.social (and various uncredited prehistoric artists, craftspeople, and caveperverts)
Full post: www.patreon.com/posts/150935...
Words by Funkit Toys from their thread https://bsky.app/profile/funkittoys.bsky.social/post/3mdtky5ug4s2r written Feb 1, 2026, art by Erika Moen. An illustration rendered to look prehistoric, as if it's on a stone tablet or stretched hide, shows an assortment of drawings depicting pieces of the following text. Narration: For anyone who may be losing faith in human progress, remember this: We invented the dildo 27,000 years before the gun. Image: A stone phallus with several cracks and intentionally carved penis-head at one end. Caption: Hohle Fels Phallus, 28,000 years ago
Text: We invented pornographic art tens of thousands of years before written language. Image: A simplified cave art painting depicting a couple having sex in doggy-style. Caption: Cave art, Tassili n'Ajjer, Algeria, 12,000 years ago.
Text: We invented the condom before steel. Image: An off-white, aged, sock-let with a long, ragged belt attached to it. Caption: Oil-soaked linen condom of King Tutankkamunn, 1332-1323 BCE
Text: Bread is older than war. Beer is older than borders. Image: A fancy loaf of bread, referenced from Pompeii, even though it's not the same time period as the caption, but it looks nice, ok?. Caption: Bread, 14,600-11,600 years ago. Text: We're better at making good things than bad. We've had more practice. Image: A barley field. Caption: Beer, 5,000 years ago. Text: Words by Funkit Toys, Art by Erika Moen, 2026
"We invented pornographic art tens of thousands of years before written language." - @funkittoys.bsky.social points out that history has always been β¨πfuckedπβ¨, as illustrated by
@erikamoen.bsky.social
Public post with references: www.patreon.com/posts/150935...
The old trains of Ukraine have a particular aroma. Itβs strongest near the ends of each wagon, where you can slip away from the cramped cabin you share with three strangers and stare out the window, watching forests and farm fields slide by.
20.02.2026 21:41 β π 13 π 4 π¬ 1 π 0Maybe, I'd be more worried about the it bursting into flames and locking you in. Doc Brown had an extinguisher in the DeLorian that was frequently used.
20.02.2026 21:19 β π 8 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Some day, a Back to the Future remake:
π§"But why a DeLorian?"
π¨βπ¦³"Because of the stainless steel exterior!"
π§"Couldn't you have just used a Cybertruck?"
π¨βπ¦³"Please, Marty... I'm a mad scientist, not a monster! ... Besides, I shudder to think what would happen if one of the panels fell off!"
Given the Wasabi above and Heartburn (also Regret, but that could just be one that tastes bad) below; probably.
However, I choose to believe they determined the flavour of ghosts. Also there's Mystery beside it, so... π»π€·
I kinda want to know what Ghost tastes like, but I'm worried the bag is even more mostly just air than usual.
20.02.2026 18:27 β π 15 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0Sure, sure... But if we could get a twofer, that would be magical.
20.02.2026 18:25 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0