Tara

The only late night show I’ve ever watched every night.

He used to open every show by saying, “it’s a great day for America!”

I often wonder if he would still do that now.

Just what this world needs. Another mediocre man who thinks he’s an author.

“I’ll declare war on you if you don’t give me the peace prize” is an incredible bit

I give shit to Jeffries (and Schumer) when they suck, so it’s also important to recognize when they’re doing it right.

This is doing it right. More of this, indeed. *Everyone* involved in the corruption of this administration MUST face consequences for their actions.

Better yet, be vocal and active about being better and holding other men accountable.

Take a guess what the comments are like.

…and the girls…?

“With her baby in her placenta” is exactly the kind of statement that proves that old men should have no right to make decisions about women’s bodies.

I am BEGGING somebody to ask him name the seven wars he keeps claiming he has personally ended.

I thought it was a painting u til he started running!

Local Man Does Not Own Mirror.

“An endless cycle of nonsensical conversation between characters trapped in their own madness.”

So like… you DID kinda get it.

Samuel Beckett is *cackling* in his grave. 😈

I have a guy coming to give me an estimate on Tuesday.

Well since my washing machine decided the outer tub should crack in two and that’s probably a $500 repair at least I don’t think a hippo skeleton is in my future after all. 🥲

I feel like this photo of masked, armed men pepper spraying a pastor protecting his community is going to be a defining picture of this moment in America for a long, long time.

Bondi senate hearing had a folder full of notes for attacking the senators

Bondi senate hearing had a folder full of notes for attacking the senators

Bondi senate hearing had a folder full of notes for attacking the senators

Bondi senate hearing had a folder full of notes for attacking the senators

Reuters photographer Jonathan Ernst noticed that Bondi flipped open a file during the Senate hearing and he zoomed in.

Inside were her crib notes for attacking the senators.

The GOP now practicing Cliff's Notes Fascism

In other words, under oath Bondi was purely a performance.

1) “Cleansing.”

2) He’s right that it’s not a both sides thing. But… not in the way he wants to portray.

still thinking about how charli xcx released a deeply vulnerable and confessional album only for taylor swift to be like, "why are you so obsessed with me? are you gay?"

"This is supposed to be an oversight hearing" -- Schiff helpfully ticks through all of the incriminating questions -- and there are many of them -- that Bondi refused to answer during today's hearing

This is Eeyore. He led a sheriff's deputy to his grandma after she fell during their walk. We are awarding him the incredibly rare 15/10 (FB: OkaloosaSheriff)

THIS.

It’s no coincidence that he started running her down as she starts moving forward in life.

Crime is down and scandals have faded, but can Barbara Lee turn Oakland around? The mayor recently completed 100 days in office and gives her State of the City speech Tuesday. Oakland experts credit her with bringing steadiness to the job, but the challenges remain acute.

What a weird headline: "Crime is down and scandals have faded, but can Barbara Lee turn Oakland around?" Sounds like she has.

Q: Are you concerned about delays at airports?

FDT: This sounds like a perfect opportunity to insult a black congresswoman unprompted.

…oh boy.

Yeah. Unfortunately it pretty much happens to everyone these days.

WOW. I hope you can get it straightened out!