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@matwend.bsky.social

I got two amazing dogs. They're terrorists I do nothing but promote it well He/him, ace discord: pepperdrop 40

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If you're on threads at all, the sticker maker crashout has been a god damn saga.

If you're not... It's still a saga but not worth looking into.

06.11.2025 09:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Good gracious, that's incredible looking

06.11.2025 09:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Mariners Exercise Andres Munozโ€™s 2026 Club Option The Mariners exercised their $6MM club option on Andres Munozโ€™s services for the 2026 season, according to reporter Francys Romero.ย  The total value of the option is actually $7MM, as Munoz unlocked four $250K bonuses based on his number of games finished in 2025. There was zero suspense in the Marinersโ€™ decision, as Munoz hasโ€ฆ
04.11.2025 17:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

๐Ÿ‘ข ๐Ÿ‘…

02.11.2025 11:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I can't believe we had the privilege of watching two Kirks get sawed off to end things this year

02.11.2025 05:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Instant classic of s game, holy hell. It had everything and Springer not getting a ring is absolutely fantastic

02.11.2025 04:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Counterpoint: Springer lost and Houston cheaters should know zero joy

02.11.2025 04:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Going out tonight in my mariners gear and telling everyone my costume is Congress because I can't get the job done

31.10.2025 23:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Going out tonight in my mariners gear and telling everyone my costume is Congress because I can't get the job done

31.10.2025 23:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I see Mexican bakeries and am always curious but have no idea what to grab and what flavor profiles are

31.10.2025 10:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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> Certain something

NEW PROM???
As a US fan, anything streaming is CHOICE.

Will see you in Seattle regardless (please play Night Mail?) and hopefully SF if timing is right for me to travel for my tickets.

31.10.2025 10:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A boiling pot of soup with visible onions floating about. It's a vibrant yellow color. It might remind you of the yellow of banana laffy taffy, though the flavor would not.

A boiling pot of soup with visible onions floating about. It's a vibrant yellow color. It might remind you of the yellow of banana laffy taffy, though the flavor would not.

I wanted to make chipotle corn chowder. I also wanted to make gorgonzola chowder. So I did the sensible thing and Full Metal Alchemist'd them into one soup and it's insanely delicious.

29.10.2025 07:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A boiling pot of soup with visible onions floating about. It's a vibrant yellow color. It might remind you of the yellow of banana laffy taffy, though the flavor would not.

A boiling pot of soup with visible onions floating about. It's a vibrant yellow color. It might remind you of the yellow of banana laffy taffy, though the flavor would not.

I wanted to make chipotle corn chowder. I also wanted to make gorgonzola chowder. So I did the sensible thing and Full Metal Alchemist'd them into one soup and it's insanely delicious.

29.10.2025 07:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
over the garden wall fan art poster, a sketchy illustration of wirt and greg - they were their red pointy hat and their teapot hat. greg is holding his frog. the background is deep orange with pale swirls. curved text reads โ€œby the milk light of moonโ€

over the garden wall fan art poster, a sketchy illustration of wirt and greg - they were their red pointy hat and their teapot hat. greg is holding his frog. the background is deep orange with pale swirls. curved text reads โ€œby the milk light of moonโ€

๐Ÿ‚๐ŸŽƒ

28.10.2025 20:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 343    ๐Ÿ” 92    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4
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pdx peeps! if you are losing your snap benefits, there's a non-profit coffee shop called heretic coffee that'll get you a free breakfast if you're losing your snap benefits starting on the first, "no proof needed, no questions asked"

29.10.2025 05:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 22    ๐Ÿ” 16    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

Seattle dogs are HEAVENLY

29.10.2025 06:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Absolutely incredible third period compared to the first two. Glad they finally woke up

29.10.2025 05:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They did something!

29.10.2025 04:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It does NOT feel like shots are even.

29.10.2025 04:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So I hate the doyers? Obviously. Do I hate Springer? More than most anyone. Did Will Klein make me a doyers fan for this series? I fear yes.

Former Mariner. Leftist. MVP tonight. That sweatshirt ๐Ÿฅต.

Boss bitch shit

28.10.2025 08:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Enjoy the hell out of it though

26.10.2025 20:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Probably wanna black out the barcode

26.10.2025 20:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Why do him so dirty ๐Ÿ˜ญ

25.10.2025 08:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 24    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

AI slop

24.10.2025 18:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Followed instantly by the new Folgers sequel of a brother asking chatGPT on how AI slop can help him get sloppy from his sister

13.10.2025 02:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Every MLB ad break is like:

Ever have itches? Bigdizo, for itches you wont scratch for some reason.

Bigdizo side effects include diarrhea, constipation, constipation that switches to diarrhea the minute you can't get to a bathroom, death, and itchiness.

Bigdizo: for people too lazy to scratch

13.10.2025 02:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Got me tearing up at near 5am

This team, man. Holy shit

13.10.2025 11:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Norm with the save ๐Ÿฅฐ

13.10.2025 02:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

ONE WIN DOWN LETS FUCCIN GOOOOOOOO

13.10.2025 02:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Followed instantly by the new Folgers sequel of a brother asking chatGPT on how AI slop can help him get sloppy from his sister

13.10.2025 02:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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