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I saw dark coconut getting a lot of hate, and I’m like, just gimme the crunchy crunch

at least the jeep’s feeling loved :)

“I have a broken arm and am struggling to move furniture, please get in my van.”

empathy honeypot as a strategy is probably when you should know you’re the villain

“they might be adorned in skulls and fomenting a thousand year reich, but they’re not the exact right skulls and they’re not building arc de triomphes.”

patriots lost, golden path assured ദ്ദി´ ˘ `)

should probably go back to bed and see if it still happened in the morning

google nuked its own utility, could’ve stayed in its lane of preview scraping useful websites, but no. they wanted moreeeeeeee

moral arc of the universe getting bullied hard

it’s great if nothing matters or needs to be correct, or entertaining, or insightful

lately it’s a lotta single player games (metro and resident evil) and Stephen king books. then there’s always the inevitable YouTube scrolling (camping videos and retro movie criticism)

there’s no such thing as a bad gerry butler movie

being the biggest loser in history was entirely subjective, then moonboi memed his way in

A+ boopable snoot

there are popular 19th century books no one has read in over 100 years. they are not online. the glut is huge!

actionable humor detected

[looks at veggies]

“you will be gifted glorious purpose.”

things offensive to these goobers: the spanish language, ms. rachel, and the concept of empathy

yep. and a zealot and a misogynist

you think if it was clandestine it’d be a little more clandestine

like mel gibson after a gallon of whisky?

amazing they’re releasing jobs numbers at all, a smiley face drawn in crayon would not surprise

decided wisconsin trucker stopper

just so. although I feel like gerry is far too sweet and whimsical to boorishly micturate upon himself and cast blame on a stewardess

the gerard butler experience

claude: very good at tantalizing wine moms, probably

amazing what happens when you fire all the writers AND editors out of sheer hype

seinfeld, clutching fist: “the falconer!”

I don’t know if it’s entirely social, but in my experience, there is a lvl of emotional maturity some men just cannot get past. and I think that’s why the endless snarling ego is so present in the upper echelons of our political and economic leadership.

“can we just cut in some shots from stand and deliver?”

“but he has a massive combover in that one.”

“dammit!”