jocelyn :3

I wanna be you when I grow up 🥺

or:

“I’m much more in the executive transvestite area. We travel the world, it’s more executive. J Edgar Hoover… They found out he was a transvestite and they go, “That explains his weird behavior.” Yeah, fucking weirdo transvestite. Executive transvestite. It’s a wider community than you’d think.”

including such hits as:

“So what could be more surprising than the 1st Battalion Transvestite Brigade? Airborne Wing… The opposing force is going, ‘Fucking hell, look at these guys. Look at that.’ ‘They’ve got guns! Jesus, where’s my gun?’ ‘Ah, bugger.’ ‘I was so surprised.’ ‘Were you surprised?’”

a woman with blonde hair and red lipstick is making a face ALT: a woman with blonde hair and red lipstick is making a face

suddenly realizing my entire gender identity is based on 2008 YouTube Lego sketches set to Suzy Izzard’s “Dress to Kill”

trans goon squad

sometimes u gotta bap a mf

you live rent free in my head and I’m only somewhat unwell <3

LOTR is mid.

Come and take it, bitch.

absolutely stacked lineup for crashing out / zen positive feedback loop

what you listening to lately helljumper?

arm your friends

had a dream last night that I was at Nuremberg and instead of barely ten Nazis we got every single last one of them

when tyranny becomes law, rebellion becomes duty

ONE WAY OUT
ONE WAY OUT
ONE WAY OUT

Hey, thank you. I feel this way — not exactly, but close — constantly. What you do is hard, and I look forward to hearing you put words to the screams every single week. Thank you. 🖤

you’re a jackboot fuck, governor 🖤

ICE agents realizing they’re these guys

LETS FUCKING GOOOO

An old tweet of mine from 2021 saying “We used to have Gingerbread Men in this country. Nowadays all we have is Gingerbread Them. Retweet if you support nuclear war with China”

Government accounts just post like this now and that’s how policy is made

This is fucking ridiculous. 🤡 governor from a 🤡 party.

How’s that boot taste, Tim?

asking the military to arrest ICE is like asking the Wermacht to arrest the SS.

they’re on the same team

>trump sends sf teams to Greenland
>they get wiped by regular infantry
>trump angery
>????
>fallout irl

I love American foreign policy

the state has shown it will escalate regardless of provocation.

they don’t need a reason, and if they did, they’d make one up.