It's John Hijacker!

For you normal heads!

TIL that there is more than one Lincoln. Next thing, you’ll tell me there’s more than one Ford

I’d day Rocko’s modernity was a failure to launch, but didn’t he go to space?

I haven’t worn a hat in years

HOT FUZZ scene. Pegg as a cop talking to some underage kids in a pub When’s your birthday? 22nd of February. What year? Every year.

Happy birthday to this young man, and really to us all

This is awful news. My youngest loves this show

Styro Pyro with infinite funds would be more dangerous to the planet than the Manhattan Project

Fuck. I forgot to but a new snow shovel to replace the one I broke in the last storm

I’d fucking donate that to help feed the under privileged. A double fuck you to Elon

Meanwhile, i can’t accept a gift worth over $25 at my job

Those refunds will never hit the consumer. They'll get to the importer/corporation level eventually

+1 for doing oil changes myself. -1 for having to rely on oil change slop shop for inspections

I’m getting ready to sell one of our cars that has all the GPS bullshit, and wiping the memory is top priority

He’s too much of a coward to do it on main

Excuse me sir. That’s -C L A S S I F I E D-

whoever invented Fried Chicken was really cookin

T-+(Hokusaist) @JigokuCake "I haven't had a date in years, Niles.I'm becoming a blackpilled incel." "I'm sorry, a whatpilled what?" "The West has fallen." "Im sure it has, Frasier." "Billions must die.' "Seems a little high." 9:06 PM. 14 Sep 23 23K Views

I enjoy my 60 minute movie after my 30 minutes of gameplay spread over a couple dozen hours

A bike somehow chained to a tree six feet off the ground. Superimposed on it is a text box from Final Fantasy VII saying “Cloud: Did Sephiroth…do this?”

Sony’s allergic to the word Bloodborne at this point

In fairness to Schulz. He's an idiot and likely illiterate. No way he can be expected to understand something that is in writing

I'm gonna boo Hakeem Jeffries at the state of the union now

And you want me to celebrate 250, for what? #fashion #history #royal #court #businesstips

All I’m saying is, some of you have been a little hasty in writing phrenology off as a science.

New scammer. Time to up Super Earth’s enlistment numbers!

Burn. It. Down.

Counselor: These feelings of "everything sucks," how long have you had them? Butt-head: Uhh, since everything started to suck, I guess.

Here it is, your moment of zen.

Congratulations Rush Limbaugh on five years of sobriety