Carlos Express

Now I am unstoppable

airport sign requesting Please Remove Hat, Sunglasses, and Face

well…ok

Mature Drinks for Mature People - Gator Days Transcript Panel 1 August and Gustopher are at a small coffee shop to get some drinks. The employee at the cash register looks like they haven't slept in a couple days. They probably haven't. I hope they're okay. August: One medium mocha and a small hot cocoa with extra whipped cream and rainbow sprinkles. Gustopher: WAIT! Panel 2 Gustopher has grown much more mature and sophisticated in this past year. He is becoming a man of fine taste and wishes for only the most sophisticated of drinks to sip on this cold autumn day. Gustopher: My tastes are maturing. I want my drink to reflect that. Panel 3 Gustopher slaps on his most adult and sophisticated looking face. He's prepared for this moment. He's ready. He's going to order his drink. Gustopher: I WANT- Panel 4 Gustopher: A hot cocoa with extra whipped cream and CHOCOLATE sprinkles. The employee has become distracted by their phone. WOW! There's a video of an absolutely very real bird flying off with an absolutely very real baby. This is clearly a video that was recorded by an actual living individual and not made by a computer. Why isn't someone doing something about all these birds flying off with babies? That's like the fiftieth video I've seen on the topic this week.

Mature Drinks for Mature People - Gator Days

Screenshot from King of the Hill Season 2, Episode 15

Last three days to vote last three Saejimas 🖊️🦑

Methodology

FFXIV Zenos in his Endwalker Reaper attire

Zenos for the FFXIV playing card deck today
#FFXIV

How Vaccines Work 🧬🧫🧪🔬💉🥽

A trans woman asks her trans girlfriend "do you have to talk like a Resident Evil villain every time you do your hormone injections?" Her girlfriend distorts her face into a manic rictus grin and says "it is not enough to live..." Her expression intensifies as her puils separate and she shouts her torrid manifesto "I MUST TRANSCEND!" The first woman says "this was cute at first, but it's been two years of this." The girlfriends says "Yes. YES. I can feeeel the power coursing through me."

Loop animation by Nikolay Barantsev.
nikolaibarantsev.myportfolio.com

"Bury him face down." This barn burner of an obit might feel hyperbolic to people who entered the world in the wake of 9/11; it's not. Cheney was one of the architects of today's American Christian conservatism. He was directly responsible for millions of deaths. Salt the earth where he's buried.

Three hours left.

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Bumper sticker that reads "Keep your distance! my car is full of spiders (and if you hit me they'll all fall out)

ahhh! my spiders! 🚗💥🕷️🕸️
new sticker just in time for halloween :P

Cats are liquid

Especially on Halloween 🎃🐈‍⬛🎃

November is great. We should not allow the erasure of the back half of fall due to making the year about christmas right after halloween. Embrace your time and live in it!!

First day as a vampire hunter: This is easy lol

First night as a vampire hunter: oh no

title card: THE PHILLIP BANKSS HALLOWEEN SPECIAL

pasty fat white guy at the grill telling cartoon dog "im cooking hot dogs!"

cartoon dog, also referred to as chill guy, being asked "how many do you want?" to which the dog replies "oh idk......"

he then holds up his hands and says "how about... 6-7?" he has 6 and 7 fingers on each hand respectively. this is the part where you laugh

happy halloween... try not to get TOO scared!!! 🎃🦇

This seems outrageously cruel.

And just a handful of months before these folks would have been set to enjoy the release of one of the biggest games of their careers too.

The imbalance of power in the games industry remains utterly fucked.

fanart from the anime inuyasha of the main character

inuyasha fanart! #artpost

a drawing of a pinup of billy the puppet from the saw franchise. they wear a white button up, a black coat, black shorts with fishnet stockings and red heels. they have a tv on their head with a screen changing how their face looks. it looks like a retro magazine and "jigsaw" is written at the bottom with "live or die...make your choice" on the side.

jigsaw pinup happy halloween
#art #saw

Blue Collar/Working Class has long since become an aesthetic to most. A guy who owns a construction company and makes six figures is working class because he wears work boots and jeans. A barista at a coffee shop is a member of the elite because Pronouns and Big City

ITS APPLE SEASON 🍏 #appletun #pokemon

have you seen daughter

#sh #art #axchibi #silenthill

My Silent Hill sticker sheet is ready for AX Chibi! ✨ See you sooon~

#sh #art #silenthill2 #silenthillf #axchibi #silenthill

Comic title: Girl power. First panel: Hinako is surrounded by a powerful aura and flowers while Fox mask is standing to the side. Hinako yells: Uaagh! I can feel the power overflowing! Fox mask! What is this! Second panel is a close up on baffled Fox mask. He says: I don't know... That's scary...

Silent hill f comic based on the legendary gag manga biyori

every couple of days the official white house website says "we want to kill you. we want to destroy everything you love. we are the living incarnation of death and we shall sweep life from this earth like an unstoppable whirlwind" and its like oh. ok. do i still have to pay taxes

New Steelers uniform. It shows a yellow top with black stripes and nude colored pants. Also a yellow helmet with black stripes.

nude is a curious pant color for a contact sport