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As an American, I don't understand what exactly you can buy at Canadian tire? Like what's actually in there?

06.10.2025 00:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A lush cluster of blue wood aster in full bloom, with dozens of small star-shaped flowers in soft lavender with yellow and pink centers, spilling gracefully against a backdrop of green leaves. A bumblebee is perched on one blossom, adding to the lively, pollinator-friendly feel of the crowded, thriving garden bed.

A lush cluster of blue wood aster in full bloom, with dozens of small star-shaped flowers in soft lavender with yellow and pink centers, spilling gracefully against a backdrop of green leaves. A bumblebee is perched on one blossom, adding to the lively, pollinator-friendly feel of the crowded, thriving garden bed.

Excuse meeeeeeeeeeeee

My blue wood aster (that I planted this year in a much too crowded first year experiment garden) is POPPING OFF.

Go off queen πŸ‘‘πŸͺ‡πŸ’ƒ

03.10.2025 22:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

How come every time Donald Trump takes office I have to start a new mental health medication?

02.10.2025 13:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"Epstein"

02.10.2025 00:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Epstein

02.10.2025 00:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Easily, his most elaborate and destructive distraction from #TheEPSEIN_Files... yet.

01.10.2025 18:34 β€” πŸ‘ 17245    πŸ” 5521    πŸ’¬ 507    πŸ“Œ 163
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Raskin: "It's not lost on anyone that shutting the government down allows them not swear in our new colleague, Ms Grijalva from Arizona, who would be the 218th signature to discharge the Epstein files and to put a vote on that on the House floor."

01.10.2025 18:17 β€” πŸ‘ 36197    πŸ” 12926    πŸ’¬ 1019    πŸ“Œ 684

Bill is <<probably>> on the list. Let's be honest.

30.09.2025 19:48 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A close-up photograph of a tall stalk of orange gladiolus flowers in bloom. The blossoms are trumpet-shaped with soft, ruffled petals, blending from a deep orange at the edges to a lighter, creamy yellow pattern near the centers. The petals have a silky texture and faint, delicate veins. Each bloom faces outward in a spiral along the upright green stem, framed by long, sword-like green leaves. In the background, the blurred image of another gladiolus with pink flowers is visible, along with the siding of a light-colored house and faint, dappled tree foliage. The focus is sharp on the orange flowers, giving them a vibrant, luminous presence against the softly blurred backdrop.

A close-up photograph of a tall stalk of orange gladiolus flowers in bloom. The blossoms are trumpet-shaped with soft, ruffled petals, blending from a deep orange at the edges to a lighter, creamy yellow pattern near the centers. The petals have a silky texture and faint, delicate veins. Each bloom faces outward in a spiral along the upright green stem, framed by long, sword-like green leaves. In the background, the blurred image of another gladiolus with pink flowers is visible, along with the siding of a light-colored house and faint, dappled tree foliage. The focus is sharp on the orange flowers, giving them a vibrant, luminous presence against the softly blurred backdrop.

A close-up of a tall stalk of pink gladiolus flowers in bloom. The blossoms are large, trumpet-shaped, and ruffled, with soft pastel pink petals that deepen to a vivid, almost fuchsia edge. The centers of the flowers fade to a pale cream or buttery yellow, creating a glowing contrast. Each bloom spirals upward along the sturdy green stem, overlapping slightly. The flower’s dark pink stamens with delicate anthers are visible inside the open petals. Behind the gladiolus, the background is blurred, showing the dark canopy of a leafy tree, patches of sunlight, and faint outlines of a yard with hints of outdoor furniture and a house, giving the flowers a luminous, elegant prominence in the frame.

A close-up of a tall stalk of pink gladiolus flowers in bloom. The blossoms are large, trumpet-shaped, and ruffled, with soft pastel pink petals that deepen to a vivid, almost fuchsia edge. The centers of the flowers fade to a pale cream or buttery yellow, creating a glowing contrast. Each bloom spirals upward along the sturdy green stem, overlapping slightly. The flower’s dark pink stamens with delicate anthers are visible inside the open petals. Behind the gladiolus, the background is blurred, showing the dark canopy of a leafy tree, patches of sunlight, and faint outlines of a yard with hints of outdoor furniture and a house, giving the flowers a luminous, elegant prominence in the frame.

It's just like.... I fucking grew these? Did you know you can just do that?

24.09.2025 20:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Nothing like driving past an active work site (replacing a bridge over a canal) on a Saturday to see one black woman working and a shit ton of white men standing around. πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„

20.09.2025 16:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Kirk didn't serve in the military or hold office. The war hero treatment -- half-mast flags, military guard, Air Force Two escort, calls for a statue at the Capitol or to lie in the Rotunda -- shows that for MAGA, service to Trump has become the highest, most honorable form of service.

12.09.2025 16:38 β€” πŸ‘ 10040    πŸ” 2822    πŸ’¬ 249    πŸ“Œ 188
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Release the Epstein files

12.09.2025 14:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Normalize not being an hour late to your own press conference πŸ€¦β€β™€οΈ

12.09.2025 13:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

So anyway, where are the Epstein files?

11.09.2025 11:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Ok 🫑

10.09.2025 22:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"I think it's worth to have a cost of, unfortunately, some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the Second Amendment to protect our other God-given rights" - Charlie Kirk, 2023

www.mediamatters.org/charlie-kirk...

10.09.2025 18:50 β€” πŸ‘ 13867    πŸ” 5441    πŸ’¬ 800    πŸ“Œ 614
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Hey look y'all! My corn grew Donald Trump's nut sack!

30.08.2025 15:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Just admit it: You love your guns more than your children.

The first step is acknowledging the problem.

28.08.2025 13:48 β€” πŸ‘ 10443    πŸ” 2558    πŸ’¬ 388    πŸ“Œ 104

here’s my hot take

Gavin Newsom and his socials management are exactly what we need rn

AND

he’s a terrible person who shouldn’t be glorified or voted into any public office ever again

it can be both

22.08.2025 01:44 β€” πŸ‘ 518    πŸ” 84    πŸ’¬ 39    πŸ“Œ 7

My 7 yr old just told me my greys look like fairy hair. Ok queen. πŸ§šβ€β™€οΈβœ¨

19.08.2025 18:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
peachy-pink zinnia in full bloom cradles a plump bumblebee snoozing right in the middle like it checked into a five-star flower hotel. The soft petals and bright yellow center make the perfect cozy bed, with leafy green stems and another zinnia blurred in the background.

peachy-pink zinnia in full bloom cradles a plump bumblebee snoozing right in the middle like it checked into a five-star flower hotel. The soft petals and bright yellow center make the perfect cozy bed, with leafy green stems and another zinnia blurred in the background.

Excuse me, I GREW A FRICKIN BUMBLEBEE BED!!!! πŸ›οΈπŸ

18.08.2025 12:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The Ransom Notes card game prompt reads, "Explain puberty to a classroom of pre-teens." Below it, magnetic word tiles are arranged on a small black board. The words are grouped loosely as follows: "anatomy" and "change" on the top row, "wash" in the middle, "genital" and "cute" on the next row, and "bedroom" and "barrier" on the bottom row.

The Ransom Notes card game prompt reads, "Explain puberty to a classroom of pre-teens." Below it, magnetic word tiles are arranged on a small black board. The words are grouped loosely as follows: "anatomy" and "change" on the top row, "wash" in the middle, "genital" and "cute" on the next row, and "bedroom" and "barrier" on the bottom row.

#RansomNotes

15.08.2025 17:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

And while they're at it, teach Delaware about city planning. So many fucking developments.

14.08.2025 20:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Someone needs to teach the state of Delaware about roundabouts.

14.08.2025 20:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Boat billboards at the beach are my new least favorite thing. Fuck offfffffffffffff. Capitalism is literally ruining everything.

14.08.2025 20:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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A vibrant yellow sunflower in full bloom stands tall under a bright blue sky, its large central disk covered in tightly packed seeds. At the heart of the flower, a honeybee works diligently, collecting pollen, its fuzzy body dusted in golden grains. In the foreground, a massive green leaf stretches upward, framing the scene with bold texture.

A vibrant yellow sunflower in full bloom stands tall under a bright blue sky, its large central disk covered in tightly packed seeds. At the heart of the flower, a honeybee works diligently, collecting pollen, its fuzzy body dusted in golden grains. In the foreground, a massive green leaf stretches upward, framing the scene with bold texture.

A vivid pink zinnia with thin, curling petals opens wide against a blurred green garden backdrop. Nestled deep in its center, a honeybee gathers nectar, its legs heavy with pollen. The soft sunlight highlights the flower’s intricate petal structure, making the pollinator’s visit feel like a fleeting, intimate moment.

A vivid pink zinnia with thin, curling petals opens wide against a blurred green garden backdrop. Nestled deep in its center, a honeybee gathers nectar, its legs heavy with pollen. The soft sunlight highlights the flower’s intricate petal structure, making the pollinator’s visit feel like a fleeting, intimate moment.

A cluster of bright magenta butterfly bush blooms reaches upward, each tiny flower forming part of the cone-shaped cluster. Perched delicately near the lower edge of the bloom, a golden-brown skipper butterfly sips nectar, its slender wings catching the sunlight. The dark, shaded background makes the colors of both the plant and pollinator pop vividly.

A cluster of bright magenta butterfly bush blooms reaches upward, each tiny flower forming part of the cone-shaped cluster. Perched delicately near the lower edge of the bloom, a golden-brown skipper butterfly sips nectar, its slender wings catching the sunlight. The dark, shaded background makes the colors of both the plant and pollinator pop vividly.

A striking deep-red sunflower with golden tips stands out in the summer garden, its velvety petals radiating around a dark, seed-filled center. A small bee explores the inner disk, searching for nectar and pollen. The surrounding greenery blurs softly, keeping the focus on the dramatic hues of the flower and its busy visitor.

A striking deep-red sunflower with golden tips stands out in the summer garden, its velvety petals radiating around a dark, seed-filled center. A small bee explores the inner disk, searching for nectar and pollen. The surrounding greenery blurs softly, keeping the focus on the dramatic hues of the flower and its busy visitor.

I happened upon the pollinators pollinating in my garden today and it made me so happy to see 🌻🐝🌞

10.08.2025 20:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The amount of people who bring their non-service dogs into stores is TOO DAMN HIGH.

10.08.2025 15:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A vibrant yellow sunflower stands tall among large green leaves, with its petals radiating outward. The center of the sunflower uniquely forms the shape of a heart, creating a striking and whimsical natural pattern. In the background, hints of a residential area and an American flag are softly visible through the foliage.

A vibrant yellow sunflower stands tall among large green leaves, with its petals radiating outward. The center of the sunflower uniquely forms the shape of a heart, creating a striking and whimsical natural pattern. In the background, hints of a residential area and an American flag are softly visible through the foliage.

My sunflower looks like this right now so sorry but you can't tell me shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitttt

Now that I have your attention Donald Trump and the Maga party are fascists fully delivering on the Project 2025 agenda and must be stopped lest we lose democracy in the United States of America forever.

06.08.2025 00:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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