Chris the Hat Man

Cedric, are you really a horrible fielder who always gets a bad read on the ball in the air?

"Do you want to know the horrible truth, or do you want to see me make a diving catch?"

It is because Dan Harmon writes tv shows as therapy

I was so mad about this

#womanson

I knew it was over when Urias came up to bat a third time. It was just too perfect a thing to happen in that moment.

Sandwich Guy is the 2028 Democratic frontrunner

HBD Max!

Tracks

bragging about being a giant pussy is integral to the conservative mindset

LEAK: Trump's DC Deployment Order Read the National Guard order sending troops to our nation's capital

“I said no immediately because it’s like signing up for the Gestapo,” the Guard source said.

www.kenklippenstein.com/p/leak-trump...

Challenge: post your last photo taken in DC to show what a hell-hole it is

This guy just lost his last dollar on Sports Gambling on MLB’s official partner and is now contemplating life's future.

Remember when we had to get rid of Hays, Santander, Mullins because we had a log jam in the outfield?

I also have concerns about Hitler

Jordan Westburg doing the Kubrick Stare in the Orioles dugout next to a score bug that shows the final 13-3 score of the loss to Philly

"The Kubrick Stare" is one of director Stanley Kubrick's most recognizable directorial techniques. A method of shot composition where a character stares at the camera with a forward tilt, to convey to the audience that they are at the peak of their derangement.

Every time i read the words "Chappell Roan" i sing them in my head to the theme tune of Chappelle's Show

I didn't think these were real

Photo of a Baltimore Beat box with donated water, Narcan, and other things inside.

📸 @terihenderson.bsky.social

My grocery store has a different twist on the Godzilla origin story.

we have the most jacksons, come at us

He posted the cry laughing emoji. That means he's not mad

Cool

Discovered today that not everyone considers this nine year old viral tweet a seminal text in the field of social media studies but I do

They did it so I could still have a chance to buy a jersey

Contenders: Jordyn Adams, Dylan Carlson, Ryan Mountcastle (when he comes back), Adley Rutschman (when he slumps again), Jorge Mateo (also injured).

Now that Mullins is gone, I need a new favorite Oriole who is good at defense, and also there is a guy in AAA that everyone else wants to replace him with.