Dr. Baltimore Is Fine, to you

into how many pieces
must a man cut his life

"Folks, it gives no pleasure to say this: His arm fell off"

i hope i never learn another single fact about his personal life and he catches on somewhere

mav handley, orioles bluesky darling

i hope bill lawrence and company give new scrubs the Community treatment and treat that "final season" that didn't actually happen as a gas leak year

AND TWINS

go birds (orange & green edition)

tonee?

basically ended macklemore's career which imo was both a little fair and a little unfair

fine I'll watch Popstar Never Stop Never Stopping again

YouTube video by Rotten Tomatoes Trailers Over Your Dead Body Trailer #1 (2026)

Over Your Dead Body is gonna be so good

Jorma doesn't miss

he always seems inevitable

Orioles infielder Jordan Westburg had imaging done on elbow, source says When asked Thursday for an update on Westburg’s condition, manager Craig Albernaz said the 27-year-old is unable to participate currently and that he’s receiving evaluation from internal and external ...

so very sick of Sir Thomas Johnson

his ceiling is "pretty good governor" and that's fine, that's genuinely valuable to society

he's gonna get away with looking like a genius for carrying 16 infielders

you need someone on your squad that is *always* operating with 5 fouls

you should be able to look at your staff and know who your Charles Oakley is

Rick Mahorn, Willis Reed, Bill Lambier, Dennis Rodman help your superstars win championships

in 2026 i think it would make sense for elected politicians to keep early 90s NBA-style Enforcers on staff

Wes Moore can say he feels sorry for trump, but have a dude on staff whose job is to do hits leading with "the governor is too nice and laser focused on the work to say this, but i wlll..."

the dude from the wicked witch of the east tiktok as he says GROW UP, BRO

grow up

gee golly im just a small-time hardworking smol bean and i dont know why this guy is being such a meanie!

no, you are a governor of one of the bluest, wealthiest constituencies states that literally is geographically adjacent to the nation's political power center - have a spine and self-dignity

Gov. Wes Moore on Trump: 'I pray for him and I just feel bad for him' President Donald Trump can’t seem to stop talking about Maryland Gov. Wes Moore. There could soon be more reasons for Trump to complain about Moore, the nation's only Black governor currently in offi...

i guess he's fine as a governor but this dude is such a weak, milquetoast, hedging, inauthentic dork

he is the walking, talking, anthropomorphized output of a late 90s political consultant's LLM chat history

excited for my child to enjoy their Single Origin Beans From Bangor, Maine as an adult

We need a @patrickwyman.bsky.social + @jamellebouie.net lifting video to own the cons

just posted to the local neighborhood listserv, let me know if anyone wants it

i just said this out loud to myself

they just announced Colbert as the first guest on Whiskey Fridays with Tony Dokoupil presented by Jack Daniels

go birds dh

i dont even know how to begin to describe whatever environment this would be if it were actually real

probably means we don't ever have to think about post-stroke fetterman and how he'll vote ever again, at least

lmao