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In 2005, Weeks signed a sponsorship contract with sportswear company 3N2, which designed a shoe for him. In 2009, Weeks was voted "Sexiest Baseball Player" by Cosmopolitan Magazine. He would be the first "Sexiest Baseball Player" as rated by Cosmopolitan Magazine manager in Baltimore Orioles franchise history.

alright i think i'm quickly becoming Weeks-pilled

first response to this needs to remain an inside thought

3 more Orioles managerial options, including an infield guru and ex-manager of the year Last week, The Baltimore Banner named eight possible candidates for the Orioles’ manager position. This is a supplemental addition.

I'd be the most excited by David Ross

but I think Rickie Weeks is the most fun option I've seen floated

ANYWAY go birds

don't lose to the giants this week

pro-MAGA influencers are "distancing themselves from the president" is the new "Is this a sign that Trump is finally starting to soften his rhetoric?"

the Fell For It Again awards factory cannot keep up with demand

speaking of i'd actually crush some ding dongs rn

giving up on everything and going to Threads so that L.L. Bean (Ladies Love Bean if you're nasty) can tell us to "slay, bestie" in response to posts about bidets

the fate we probably deserve

the ding dongs are really going to kill their own website lol

also ravens fans did harbaugh get fired during my horrific 4 hour bumper to bumper ride back from philly or are they waiting till the am

It's a meme picture of a utopia It's what the world would look like if aj brown caught the ball and the Philadelphia eagles were 5-0

The Linc if AJ Brown ran out his route

at least the yankees are getting smoked

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The zoomers at the tailgate have already played creed like 5 times and I know it's ironic and I should feel shame but I'm honestly levitating

Go birds

oh I guess I should say if you're gonna be at the linc tomorrow and have a party bus equipped with a bidet hmu

Elizabeth Holmes is pissed she peaked too early and miss this boat

i thought we all agreed this place was just dril tweets but nerdier

nope actually still just repugnant weirdos

anyway dad's going to bed early be cause tailgating in the p lot at the eagles game by 9am requires rest and hydration

go birds come challenge me in putterball

An Orioles fans' guide to watching former Orioles players this October

good skeet

check your fleshprivilege before you skeet it's in the tos

at this point I just assume everyone in tech is either like this or in the process of becoming this lol

amazing this website lasted as long as it did

georgia state's OL tackling their own ball carrier is helpful to JMU

#analysis

jmu don't lose to georgia state pls

nothing good happens after midnight in Las Indianapolis

commode is one of the funniest words

my Appalachian grandma's house had what essentially was a modern chamber pot since there was no bathroom the first floor of her home and i can still hear her beautiful twang yelling at 10yo me to "dump the commode" into the upstairs toilet

happy saturday!

and to stay on brand, medicare should cover the cost of bidets due to their numerous medical benefits

the "commodes" section of the medicare is long and specific

justice for bidet CPT codes

there is currently a bill (HR 4206) to make the "waiver" a permanent rule which has been a no-brainer with bipartisan support but when the GOP holds all branches of government, nothing can actually get done

oh by the way the telehealth waiver rules for medicare quietly expired on october 1st

it will not be so quiet over the next week or so as people discover they no longer can access their care providers

A pencil drawing of a person reading a book titled How To Get A Dadgum Hold Of Yourself.

Attn: Bluesky

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