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A tearjerker is a dude who cries while they masturbate.

25.01.2025 05:10 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

When did Elon Musk become president?

20.12.2024 04:52 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

American exceptionalism but we’re exceptionally dumb.

29.11.2024 17:50 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Dave Matthews Band Night 1 of 3. Should be a fun night.

22.11.2024 18:23 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Send these two to Ohio ASAP.

18.11.2024 15:53 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

President RapesALot McFucksHisDaughter was at the Garden last night for UFC along with his rogue’s gallery of villains: RFK Jr., Tulsi Gabbard, Mike Johnson, Elon Musk, and his two dipshit sons, plus Joe Rogan, Kid Rock, and Dana White. What an elite group of idiots.

17.11.2024 13:03 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Metal shows and blood sports are the only events where there are longer lines for the men’s rooms than the women’s.

17.11.2024 02:43 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

My 10 favorite people currently living:

- Keith Richards
- Bruce Springsteen
- Cyndi Lauper
- Weird Al
- Eddie Vedder
- Bernie Sanders
- Bob Weir
- John Mayer
- Stevie Wonder
- Tina Fey

16.11.2024 19:36 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Me and my chins on the ferry, cruising towards a 16 hour shift. Word is a certain president will be there. I have a 10:30 am shift tomorrow morning.
Pray for me.

16.11.2024 17:43 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Inside me are two wolves.

16.11.2024 16:49 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

View from 207-08 last night. Great game. That last shot almost made me believe in God.

16.11.2024 16:47 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Is this thing on?

16.11.2024 16:00 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0