Astromancer

Yep. If you didn't see this coming from 10 miles away, you are not paying attention

Jersey Skies: The first comet of the year could sizzle or fizzle Comet 2026 A1 was found by a group of amateur astronomers using a set of four telescopes automatically scanning the skies from Chile.

Jersey Skies: The first comet of the year could sizzle or fizzle
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#stargazing 🔭

"Oh this doesn't meet the legal definition of treason"

F%ck that - these are high crimes, misdemeanors AND treason.

A picture of an owl at the San Diego zoo. It is standing on a branch with its eyes closed. No clue what kind of owl.

Happy #SuperbOwl Sunday to all who celebrate

Perhaps this has been a slow change over time? Because it does happen. I used to love apples - but then as I got older I noticed that my mouth & lips were irritated after biting into one.

Been there done that! Most annoying thing post cataract surgery is having to pop out a lens from your glasses. It takes a couple weeks to heal enough that you can get a new perscription!

Jersey Skies: Mercury joining Venus This month in addition to Venus, Mercury will be making one of its brief appearances in the western sky. Like Venus, it is low in the sky after sunset. The

Mercury is joining Venus
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🔭 #inthesky

This actually looks better than St Louis pizza

My house has never burned down - where do I get a refund for all of my tax dollars that went to the fire department?? 🙄

You forgot their new morning show starring the Child Catcher.

Jersey Skies: Back to the Moon For the first time in more than 53 years NASA will launch humans to the moon.

Jersey Skies: Back to the Moon
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#space 🔭

Act today!!

Image of pocket fishing rod from the 1970s

They've sold CBS to Ronco and will now be selling Pocket Fisherman and Veg-o-matics full time.

It's like a right wing Hallmark movie: Can a Homeland Security agent from the city find love while auditing a small town toy store? Find out Friday Night at 8 pm Eastern.

Jersey Skies: The Winter Milky Way shines If you scan the Milky Way with binoculars, you will find it rich in stars, star clusters and nebula.

Jersey Skies: The Winter Milky Way Shines
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No "Bored of Peace"

First there was MAGA
Then there was MAHA
Now there is MaTRA (Make Teeth Rotten Again)

Jersey Skies: The evening star will soon appear Although Venus is reappearing in the evening sky after sunset now — it is way down near the horizon. Trees and buildings will likely block your view.

Jersey Skies: The evening star will soon appear!
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#astronomy 🔭

a man in a kilt is playing a bagpipe in front of a group of men ALT: a man in a kilt is playing a bagpipe in front of a group of men

Where are the bagpipes?? Nothing like a rousing 4 hour rendition of Amazing Grace by a pipe & drum band to lull those ICE lads to sleep!

Well that's exactly the point, there's lots of things to look at in the sky besides the Moon and you don't have to make stuff up or use clickbait to do it

I've heard of Sleep Walking but never Sleep Warring 😕

Image of President Harding smiling

I don't know if there's an afterlife but I do know that somewhere Warren G Harding is laughing his ass off.

Happy National Science Fiction Day!
Klatu barada nikto to you all! #SciFi

Monorail! Monorail! Monorail!

Each includes a side of mac & cheese instead of fries right?

Did you say monorail?!

Happy New Year Earth!

Jersey Skies: New space telescope set for possible Fall 2026 launch The James Webb Space Telescope (JWST) celebrated its 4th anniversary in space on Dec. 25. Its predecessor, the Hubble Space Telescope (HST), will amazingly celebrate its 36th year in space next April. Meanwhile, engineers have finished building another amazing spacecraft that will soon join NASA’s fleet of space observatories. The Nancy Grace Roman Space Telescope... Read more »

Jersey Skies: New space telescope set for possible Fall 2026 launch
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#astronomy 🔭

JFC this is like reading the Book of Mazarbul:

We cannot get out - we cannot get out. The end comes soon. We hear drums, drums in the deep.

Ladies and Gentleman, the next Surgeon General of the United States 😕