Trisha ✨

Black Swan is my comfort movie

Took me & my doghter to Joshua Tree today and it was a delight!

Of course!!! 🧐

Why pavlovas? Like…why?

Josh Groban & Kate Berlant on the @officehourslive.bsky.social holiday ep this is my dream blunt rotation

Seated for Wicked with my firstborn 😍🥰

Going to court today and I need the strength of all my oomfs with me this morning so please send me positive energy good vibes etc

Now why is someone I hooked up with exactly 1 (one) time trying to be friends on Venmo????

(Biden after reading 'The Hundred Years' War on Palestine'): I have to pardon my son

Watching Conclave and the vaping cardinal kinda…

Wicked (2024)

They are dialed to a 12!!!!! Sending you angels for your safety my loves 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

Obsessed with how cunty Sofia Falcone dressed when she killed her family what a queen.

If I posted this there, might as well share here:

I hate to ask for help again, but I'm really struggling right now. If you can, please share this post or consider donating. Every little bit counts. Thank you for your support!

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I keep telling myself I’m going to actually sit down, download the app, and watch “The Substance” but dammit if I haven’t already

DM’d you bb!

And just like that, in less than 72 hours we’ve gained another 1,000+ more members in the birdsky community.

Happy 6k, Birds Feed! An Anna’s hummingbird I photographed in Seattle 🪶
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Sorry, no ❤️‍🩹

Sometimes I feel like my prosperity spells manifest when my favorite coffee is extra discounted and I have just enough extra cash to be able to buy 2 bags

SKEET stands for Spreading Kindness Everywhere Except Twitter

Congrats!

Adore you and all the masterfully educated beauties in my life 🫶

Damn they just hand those out to whoever will pay for them huh

Fuck Jay Leno!!!!!!!!!

Elon Musk's AI turns on him, labels him 'one of the most significant spreaders of misinformation on X' His posts, it added, “can have real-world consequences."

this guy sucks so hard that he can't get any friends, so he bought a site to make all the users his friends, and they left; and he made a robot to tell him he was cool and it instead said he fucking sucks just like we all know he does

how shit do you have to human to fail at paying for pals

Image one: napoleon bonaparte on his deathbed. Text: you can kill the man Image two: Neapolitan ice cream. Text: but ideas are forever

Palestinian starter pack

I just want y’all to know I’m pronouncing it “blooski”

a soup and a sandwich