Bob

The alternate lyrics for "Jack and Diane" are wild.

Who, Gary? Nah. Prolly something gross, but not stupid.

jerry, no

Perfection.

Just need Nicky to make a full playdate.

Excellent.

Oh?

This can’t be right? Did Jerry break containment and get into the real world?

“And, oh, by the way, which one’s Pink?”

You know, if we had equal justice for all, none of this shit would be happening. Just saying.

a man in a suit and tie is screaming in a room . ALT: a man in a suit and tie is screaming in a room .

Oh, NWS got jokes. The Atlantic storm name on deck is "Dexter," a serial killer book and television series that takes place in Florida. If this fkn thing makes landfall in Miami, I'm calling witchcraft.

Quitter.

Coo Coo Ca Choo

It was grainy.

Coochy coochy coo.

Why are you like this. I can not only taste it, still, I can feel the texture of it on my tongue.

My son graduates from CNA school, next week. He learned some things during his internship about how old women sometimes stuff things up their coochies and it will be his job to wipe all the asses.

I've had things in my mouth that I did not want to be in there.

Yes, you could. You know better than most, you do what you have to do. You don't have to like it; you just have to get through it.

Sometimes that shit just gets everywhere you pray to gawd it won't.

That point was always.

I used to be a plumber, cassie. You do the math.

Lava bar soap is really good for cleaning shit from under your fingernails.

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