mattie

New York baybeeeeee

ah what will democrats do now that the future of the party has been indicted

which crystals do we think Eric Adams will use in his defense

ate Silver @NateSilver538 It's probably foolish to think a NYC mayor will successfully translate into being a national political figure, but I still think Eric Adams would be in my top 5 for "who will be the next Democratic presidential nominee after Joe Biden?".

first they came for Eric Adams, and I didn't speak out— because seriously, fuck that guy

City of Yes the Mayor Was Indicted

Maybe the leprechaun is gonna cook HIM

god i love it when all my NYC friends are happy on the internet at the same time

Eric Adams Is Indicted: Live Updates The indictment makes Mr. Adams the first sitting New York City mayor to face criminal charges. The mayor vowed to fight the charges.

this is the problem with trying to harness the power of the chaos emeralds. it’s just too much for normal men. www.nytimes.com/live/2024/09...

once again eric adams is under assault for his beliefs

"You have no power over...A NEW JERSEY RESIDENT!" Eric Adams cackles before throwing a tennis ball, mistakenly thinking it is a smoke bomb.

lol Eric Adams is absolutely going to try and escape in a hot air balloon

NYT Opinion OPINION BRET STEPHENS Eric Adams Is Going to Save New York July 20, 2021

Everyone take to the steeets tonight and put the outdoor dining structures back up.

I’m sure you’ve all said this by now but cop mayor being indicted as a alleged criminal is, in fact, very funny

We Staked Out Eric Adams’s House in Brooklyn And he came home. Twice!

My favorite Eric Adams story is this one where Curbed tried to prove he actually lived in NYC by staking out his house for a week.

He came home twice and parked in front of a garage. When he left, there was traffic, so he just drove in the middle of the sidewalk.

www.curbed.com/2021/11/eric...

It’s amazing how every single New Yorker has known 100% Eric Adams is guilty since the day he took office but somehow not sure of which crimes

would I be a good mayor? hell no. but I promise New Yorkers:
a) all bribe offers rejected
b) will reside within city limits
c) will ride the subway to and from work
d) will not shake down local businesses
e) crackdown on illegal parking
f) streeteries, libraries, pre-K: good
g) lets go mets baby

oh and also:
h) bike and bus lanes galore
i) subterranean garbage collection
j) upzone everywhere
k) social housing/NYCHA bailout
l) bury the cross-Bronx expressway
m) extend the N train to La Guardia
o) probably some more stuff

::laughing uncontrollably::

If we're all going to dunk on Nate Silver, I get to brag about the timestamp here

Congratulations, Katie, Greg, and Gwynne for the scoop!

NYT does not have this yet.

Olleana Tyrell, with a rat's head photoshopped over her face, declaring "Tell Eric. I want him to know it was me."

‘a sad crime’ = an anagram of ‘eric adams’

Check on your New Yorker friends this evening. We’re doing fantastic. We are actually having a ball and everything is great

theonion.com/de-blasio-we...

GOODBYE ERIC ADAMS the mayor must resign

The Devil moves fast but Brooklyn residents with sidewalk chalk move faster