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Succulent tushy bro

A pathetic high five is at least two 9/11s

When my wife is mad at me she makes me on the sims and is mean to me

I like the accounts on here that follow thousands of people just to unfollow them once they get followbacks really cool guys

I miss posting on here the only issue is I simply can’t think of anything to say

Ohhhh

I saw someone do that yesterday

Maneater ❤️

I’m down

There’s enough room in this town for multiple foot rubbers

Rubs your feet sensually

If a bad bitch tell me to meow I’m gonna meow

Do people get pubic hair transplants

Having lead in your water is considered bad now. Because of woke

Getting stabbed and bleeding out as to not annoy anyone

Getting proposed to and doubling it and giving it to the next person

Also cheering occasionally and giving a thumbs up

Looking up women on Google and nodding in agreement the whole time

It’s weird not being in a vc 24/7

I have so much energy that I’ve forgotten to talk to people

Going to the worm store to buy worms

That's not very nice

Drunk

Druhk

I'm so dtubj

I'll try my best

I posted this while half asleep

It’s time to drink water

Going to McDonald’s and ordering the evil burger that kills you

He’s just a guy