work-life balance is bullshit. you should die doing your job
28.11.2025 02:29 — 👍 93 🔁 4 💬 2 📌 0@bogbird.bsky.social
getting hosed down in a mcdonald’s parking lot
work-life balance is bullshit. you should die doing your job
28.11.2025 02:29 — 👍 93 🔁 4 💬 2 📌 0yeah they rock!!
25.11.2025 05:58 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0women
25.11.2025 05:56 — 👍 45 🔁 5 💬 11 📌 0I have not, and absolutely will not ever, learn a fact
24.11.2025 06:39 — 👍 301 🔁 35 💬 30 📌 2Doodle because my body hurts too much to sleep
24.11.2025 03:09 — 👍 345 🔁 45 💬 1 📌 1angry looking kitten in a sink with soap foam at the bottom. the water is running
i will GET you
24.11.2025 00:39 — 👍 114 🔁 14 💬 1 📌 0lmfao do it
23.11.2025 23:57 — 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0face down, ass up. that’s the way i eat my lunch
23.11.2025 23:55 — 👍 205 🔁 18 💬 3 📌 3if i ate the plums that were in the icebox i wouldn’t tell anyone. fuck you
23.11.2025 23:20 — 👍 106 🔁 13 💬 1 📌 0its always nice to know stuff. until it isn't
23.11.2025 23:02 — 👍 27 🔁 6 💬 0 📌 1a drawing of a cartoonish person crying. tears from one eye are being wiped away with a foot
i don’t want to be put in a situation
23.11.2025 22:56 — 👍 40 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0me betting on winning dogs: haha fuck yeah!!! yes!!
me betting on losing dogs: well this fucking sucks. what the fuck
sometimes I feel good and other times I feel bad. anyone else ever notice this??
23.11.2025 00:28 — 👍 51 🔁 4 💬 3 📌 0Hey man we were all gonna surrender to the void later if you wanna swing by
19.11.2025 11:34 — 👍 222 🔁 51 💬 9 📌 1guy who found god in prison: life is hard but through his grace we can conquer all
atheist who saw a ghost: i can explain this through science
guy whose grandpa invented Velcro: my dad says we can’t borrow his boat for Labor Day weekend so me and Tyler are gonna kill him
interviewer: where do you see yourself in 5 years
me: i did not purposefully kill my friend during a 1992 caving expedition. it was an accident
drawing of some sort of sad creature with big sad eyes covered in tomatoes (that have been thrown at the creature)
how it feels when my friends reply with “lol” instead of “lmao” in the group chat
22.11.2025 23:51 — 👍 126 🔁 17 💬 6 📌 0I don't condone behavior
22.11.2025 03:22 — 👍 178 🔁 30 💬 4 📌 1yw
22.11.2025 01:01 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0yw
22.11.2025 01:01 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0small kitten in a person’s hand
hands you this
22.11.2025 00:59 — 👍 260 🔁 34 💬 11 📌 5it's friday
21.11.2025 19:50 — 👍 526 🔁 128 💬 19 📌 16Screenshot from King of the Hill Season 1, Episode 10
20.11.2025 02:49 — 👍 349 🔁 116 💬 5 📌 18Just saw your man get devoured by a dust cloud of unknown particles. Nothing left but a skeleton that toppled to the ground shortly after sorry to say
19.11.2025 21:02 — 👍 98 🔁 13 💬 2 📌 0secret
19.11.2025 06:41 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0yw
19.11.2025 05:59 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0had some chips. thought everyone should know
19.11.2025 05:58 — 👍 33 🔁 0 💬 6 📌 0my name is burger and i love being a goblin
burger!
18.11.2025 07:12 — 👍 80 🔁 16 💬 2 📌 0