@bogbird.bsky.social
getting hosed down in a mcdonald’s parking lot
People mad about me drinking baked beans but I'm down 6lbs, have increased ene recisgrey gut
New vegan protein shake just dropped
18.02.2026 04:18 — 👍 319 🔁 31 💬 34 📌 12surge pricing for piss
18.02.2026 04:06 — 👍 26 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0love this
18.02.2026 03:54 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Venerable Organist with a Ghost Goober playing a Spinal Ukelele.
I'm posting this surreal drawing for @bogbird.bsky.social because I promised I would draw something for him. I used D&D dice and the dictionary to help choose random words (near the bottom of the image, and in the alt text) for subject matter.
18.02.2026 03:52 — 👍 7 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0spent most of the day drawing with a pen on paper. revolutionary technology
18.02.2026 03:48 — 👍 24 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0you can drink a 2 liter of coke zero in a day as long as you eat a broccoli floret for breakfast
18.02.2026 03:38 — 👍 33 🔁 2 💬 2 📌 0i know not on what device Counter-Strike 3 will be played, but Counter-Strike 4 will be played on sticks and stones
18.02.2026 03:19 — 👍 47 🔁 5 💬 1 📌 0can’t buy house. can’t buy car. can’t buy computer. welcome to PISS WORLD bitch!!
18.02.2026 03:07 — 👍 470 🔁 95 💬 10 📌 2yum!
18.02.2026 02:34 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0me: computer, analyze my blood test results
computer: homogoblin
In the dawn of man, he was a lonely creature, naked and defenseless. Life was short and cold. Then, groups formed and found strength in numbers. One of them said "I will become a customer success team lead." Another said "I will write tickets on Jira, Asana, or Trello." Thus was paradise realized.
18.02.2026 02:27 — 👍 103 🔁 13 💬 2 📌 0
society if the butterfly hamgurger tall
society if the butterfly hamgurger tall
15.02.2026 19:21 — 👍 1660 🔁 523 💬 21 📌 13not a fan of that
18.02.2026 02:19 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0no!!
18.02.2026 02:17 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0it’s weird to see people being Fans of politicians. are those politicians releasing beautiful music or something. what the fuck do they do
18.02.2026 02:17 — 👍 31 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
horse running in water
how it feels to be
18.02.2026 02:00 — 👍 59 🔁 4 💬 1 📌 2lmao
18.02.2026 01:46 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0consuming liquids in a manner most disturbing
18.02.2026 01:43 — 👍 73 🔁 5 💬 6 📌 0
white truck with a paper typed on the inside of the driver window that reads “how long am i to be an involuntary test subject for cruel technologies”
17.02.2026 15:18 — 👍 2110 🔁 453 💬 12 📌 17seeing news about a "memory shortage." it's not a shortage. billionaires who hate you hoarded it all so they could make everything worse and stupider and more expensive, just like with most shortages
17.02.2026 18:55 — 👍 1824 🔁 535 💬 13 📌 16(saying my daily affirmation) Yes
17.02.2026 18:30 — 👍 536 🔁 93 💬 6 📌 1It’s so hard to have a reasonable conversation about AI, because people refuse to see the massive upsides of job elimination, higher electrical bills, hard drive shortages, poisoning black people in Memphis, and an economy where a handful of pedos with bad hair control your life
17.02.2026 17:48 — 👍 3818 🔁 1218 💬 38 📌 24that’s definitely a thing with some people. the art community is huge. i personally copy anatomy books because i’m interested in anatomy and find it relaxing. wouldn’t recommend it to others though
17.02.2026 17:31 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0i want to be better
17.02.2026 05:51 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0my single earthly desire is to be good at art
17.02.2026 05:34 — 👍 29 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0i do not “make love” i “draw the human skeleton”
17.02.2026 05:33 — 👍 70 🔁 7 💬 2 📌 2sorry for encroaching on your turf
17.02.2026 04:10 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
a horse from the upper neck up looking into the distance
experiencing serenity so real so true
16.02.2026 22:53 — 👍 39 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0i know a lot about computers i licked a motherboard
16.02.2026 22:39 — 👍 50 🔁 4 💬 4 📌 0ceo: ai will solve all development problems
developer, waving a hammer in front of a laptop: compilation must not fail this time
