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john granule

@bogbird.bsky.social

getting hosed down in a mcdonald’s parking lot

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work-life balance is bullshit. you should die doing your job

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yeah they rock!!

25.11.2025 05:58 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

women

25.11.2025 05:56 — 👍 45    🔁 5    💬 11    📌 0

I have not, and absolutely will not ever, learn a fact

24.11.2025 06:39 — 👍 301    🔁 35    💬 30    📌 2
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Doodle because my body hurts too much to sleep

24.11.2025 03:09 — 👍 345    🔁 45    💬 1    📌 1
angry looking kitten in a sink with soap foam at the bottom. the water is running

angry looking kitten in a sink with soap foam at the bottom. the water is running

i will GET you

24.11.2025 00:39 — 👍 114    🔁 14    💬 1    📌 0

lmfao do it

23.11.2025 23:57 — 👍 10    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

face down, ass up. that’s the way i eat my lunch

23.11.2025 23:55 — 👍 205    🔁 18    💬 3    📌 3

if i ate the plums that were in the icebox i wouldn’t tell anyone. fuck you

23.11.2025 23:20 — 👍 106    🔁 13    💬 1    📌 0

its always nice to know stuff. until it isn't

23.11.2025 23:02 — 👍 27    🔁 6    💬 0    📌 1
a drawing of a cartoonish person crying. tears from one eye are being wiped away with a foot

a drawing of a cartoonish person crying. tears from one eye are being wiped away with a foot

i don’t want to be put in a situation

23.11.2025 22:56 — 👍 40    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

me betting on winning dogs: haha fuck yeah!!! yes!!

me betting on losing dogs: well this fucking sucks. what the fuck

23.11.2025 22:19 — 👍 36    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

sometimes I feel good and other times I feel bad. anyone else ever notice this??

23.11.2025 00:28 — 👍 51    🔁 4    💬 3    📌 0

Hey man we were all gonna surrender to the void later if you wanna swing by

19.11.2025 11:34 — 👍 222    🔁 51    💬 9    📌 1

guy who found god in prison: life is hard but through his grace we can conquer all

atheist who saw a ghost: i can explain this through science

guy whose grandpa invented Velcro: my dad says we can’t borrow his boat for Labor Day weekend so me and Tyler are gonna kill him

23.11.2025 05:35 — 👍 136    🔁 23    💬 0    📌 0

interviewer: where do you see yourself in 5 years
me: i did not purposefully kill my friend during a 1992 caving expedition. it was an accident

23.11.2025 00:38 — 👍 294    🔁 17    💬 3    📌 1
drawing of some sort of sad creature with big sad eyes covered in tomatoes (that have been thrown at the creature)

drawing of some sort of sad creature with big sad eyes covered in tomatoes (that have been thrown at the creature)

how it feels when my friends reply with “lol” instead of “lmao” in the group chat

22.11.2025 23:51 — 👍 126    🔁 17    💬 6    📌 0

I don't condone behavior

22.11.2025 03:22 — 👍 178    🔁 30    💬 4    📌 1

yw

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yw

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small kitten in a person’s hand

small kitten in a person’s hand

hands you this

22.11.2025 00:59 — 👍 260    🔁 34    💬 11    📌 5
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it's friday

21.11.2025 19:50 — 👍 526    🔁 128    💬 19    📌 16
Screenshot from King of the Hill Season 1, Episode 10

Screenshot from King of the Hill Season 1, Episode 10

20.11.2025 02:49 — 👍 349    🔁 116    💬 5    📌 18

Just saw your man get devoured by a dust cloud of unknown particles. Nothing left but a skeleton that toppled to the ground shortly after sorry to say

19.11.2025 21:02 — 👍 98    🔁 13    💬 2    📌 0

secret

19.11.2025 06:41 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

yw

19.11.2025 05:59 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

had some chips. thought everyone should know

19.11.2025 05:58 — 👍 33    🔁 0    💬 6    📌 0
my name is burger and i love being a goblin

my name is burger and i love being a goblin

burger!

18.11.2025 07:12 — 👍 80    🔁 16    💬 2    📌 0

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