Wanted to perish peacefully under my blankets, but apparently I’m kept alive by my insatiable need for snacks.
06.12.2025 18:00 — 👍 36 🔁 12 💬 1 📌 0
TMI, gene
06.12.2025 17:56 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
🤣💀
06.12.2025 17:56 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I will finish your dead grandma's quilt
- me flirting
06.12.2025 03:29 — 👍 211 🔁 34 💬 7 📌 0
Gen X the generation that brought the world cyber Monday.
02.12.2025 00:50 — 👍 22 🔁 4 💬 2 📌 0
Why is the G silent in sign and signage but not in signature?
08.11.2025 19:35 — 👍 57 🔁 17 💬 12 📌 0
Writing a physics thesis on crop dusting on escalators
05.12.2025 01:08 — 👍 22 🔁 8 💬 0 📌 0
🤣
06.12.2025 17:36 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
C’mon people, these posts aren’t gonna shit themselves.
26.11.2025 16:03 — 👍 66 🔁 16 💬 0 📌 0
Who wants to kiss under the cameltoe instead?
02.12.2025 16:35 — 👍 17 🔁 5 💬 3 📌 0
Need a bunch of tough guys to come to my house and play Barbies with me.
10.10.2024 04:09 — 👍 165 🔁 14 💬 6 📌 0
I wish it was a choice! Ladies can wear strap ons 🤣
06.12.2025 17:35 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Put your noodles in my broth.
06.12.2025 17:26 — 👍 36 🔁 6 💬 4 📌 0
Having a nice cup of 'shoulder to cry on'
05.12.2025 20:29 — 👍 5 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0
I hate men but I love dick. It’s like craving water from a poisoned well.
06.12.2025 17:25 — 👍 61 🔁 8 💬 5 📌 1
There are only 3 people I’d marry from this site and if you’re not one of them, please stop proposing.
06.12.2025 17:24 — 👍 56 🔁 10 💬 8 📌 0
I love them
06.12.2025 17:19 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Maybe the full moon will love me
04.12.2025 21:50 — 👍 37 🔁 11 💬 3 📌 0
Being an asshole is exhausting. Time for a nap
04.12.2025 18:54 — 👍 104 🔁 38 💬 6 📌 0
Nice fingers
06.12.2025 17:17 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Demogorange
06.12.2025 00:40 — 👍 46 🔁 6 💬 3 📌 0
A diet where I can eat a lot of cheese
06.12.2025 16:22 — 👍 35 🔁 11 💬 6 📌 0
grey tabby cat sitting on a chair with her paws clasped in front and looking serious
listen.
03.12.2025 01:19 — 👍 70 🔁 10 💬 1 📌 1
idk if we should keep letting pantone pick the colour of the year
05.12.2025 03:23 — 👍 18 🔁 5 💬 0 📌 0
(Rummaging through drafts): poop joke, poop joke, existential dread, poop joke
05.12.2025 21:07 — 👍 49 🔁 16 💬 1 📌 0
Wanna make out in the soft glow of the national dumpster fire?
06.12.2025 00:57 — 👍 21 🔁 10 💬 0 📌 0
hard to believe it's gonna be monday in 11 minutes.
05.12.2025 23:35 — 👍 96 🔁 28 💬 6 📌 1
Pouring one out for the homies (dropping an excedrin under the fridge)
06.12.2025 12:36 — 👍 128 🔁 44 💬 0 📌 0
Two very innocent Xmas angels
When she boutta hark on it
03.12.2025 13:54 — 👍 547 🔁 110 💬 25 📌 9
#GirlDad, IT Nerd, runner, golfer, & terrible hockey player. He/Him
GenX AF and damn proud of it. the_bellmore on Discord.
Betrothed to @prodigalhoosier.bsky.social
Welcome to Bluesky.
Don't be a dick
What can I say, I find nothing wrong with hot uninhibited women!!!
Carolinas
Chicago area Boomer, gardener, Cubs fan, whiner (wine drinker), and yes, I'm an old Grinch. 💙💙💙💙 🫘
Turned my hobby into a craft shop. https://www.etsy.com/shop/BishopBitsandBobs?ref=seller-platform-mcnav
No DM's.
what's that?? sorry, it's hard to hear over the mental screaming. no I can't turn it down, that's up to humans treating each other like humans and, well, *gestures widely*
Under-compensated valet for two very silly dogs; digital solutions designer, pretend musician, disciple of the absurd, black belt in jejune.
Cats rule over hoomans. Into UFOs and other strange phenomena, e.g. cats. The natural world, e.g. cats. Spirituality, healing, creativity and gratitude (mostly for cats.) Weird and very very silly. The odd grump and random ranting/swearing because flawed.
art(sy) account @ninjettenine.bsky.social
🇵🇸🇺🇦🏳️⚧️Halfling korean🇰🇷, artist type, +4 to snark. She/Her/Hers LGBT18+ generally kind. "i just wanna lay my eggs in your chest--but I'm not an alien!" -MST3K
How many Rs in strawberry?
Gotta be chill to hang.
The world is chaos, be kind
Stand with 🇵🇸 , 🇺🇦 , 🇲🇽, 🏳️🌈, 🏳️⚧️ & NATO
lvl 53, cis male
Pluviophile
User # 502,024
My Skeets: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:pzsxocxkxe7jaxcmmjgsppm3/feed/aaaeckv4i7r5i
Old cis white guy Christian who tries to love everyone. LGTBQ+ ally. Ally to everyone who is not an old white guy. Bad at being funny, but good at laughing. Here to support.
Reconnecting with old friends and finding new ones because twitter's about to shit the bed.
Hoping to be here for a good time AND a long time.
Help my cousin recover from fire --> https://gofund.me/262a2425
#auspol
#poverty
#patriarchy
#destroythejoint #countingdeadwomen
Mens violence
survivor in
fight of my life
#patriarchy ingrained in every system
I take nature pics 📸 to cope
©️Lisa Imagery
This is my original account that has been restored
Critic and author and occasional cut-up. Just a soul whose intentions are good. Books include "The World is Yours: The Story of 'Scarface'" and "Made Men: The Story of 'Goodfellas'.”
Poet. Author. Law student in financial aid limbo. Wearer of many hats - some of which are literal. I have friends everywhere. Stone and sky.
London based #Journalist, #Writer, and editor of @ReadyReport.co.uk, the culture and opinion magazine from ScrollFeed.
artist and pizzatarian | he/him
my posts:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:3bjfludfmiz3l6hbduszw6dw/lists/3klsikpa3pl2o
Twitter enjoyer until Elon inserted himself like a failed rocket launch. Was McMuffin over at the other joint.
Socialist/Anarchist/Agnostic I just want what is best for some to be best for all.
Be kind, be happy, be the best you you can be.
New to Bluesky—
Been on Twitter since 2014
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:aiecbl2ok6qy6pi6m3j3v74d/feed/aaajvpejilokq
