BEAVE

Fossils are the real classic rock

it's not a good riff if you can remember how it started

When someone is pointing fingers at everyone but themselves. Thats a them problem.

Too much sex can lead to a loss of memory.

I read that at 9:32am on November 4, 2019. It was on page 42.

There’s nothing I’d love more than a “fuck off” emote in hearthstone.

I think these potato chips are unsalted and it's making me want to commit crime.

I like her assets

i know i'm very late to the sydney sweeney discourse but i just want to say this

My only wish for anyone that I love, is that they feel cozy and safe. Giving and receiving fuzzy blankets is a love language. Especially adults that live with trauma.

We may not talk anymore but I hope the blanket I sent you keeps you warm on cold winter nights.

i don’t follow big accounts because most of yall are idiots and i don’t trust yalls judgment

I swear even my post coffee office poop is slow on Mondays

i need a minute i just sat on my nards

— guys who still call them nards

Don't be so hard on yourself. Someone, somewhere, still smiles when they remember the moment they blocked you.

i’m a very sweet and kind person but if you take my coffee i’ll take everything you love and set it on fire. okay. bye.

The Dark Knight working on a farm, played by Christian Bales, is this anything?

Not ALL positivity! 😂

I had a great weekend and some important things went my way. This is a toxic positivity account now

🦋

Thank you for paying attention to me

If you see me posting after 10pm on a Sunday, just know I’ve given up on pretending to be a functioning adult.

Hate when my leg falls asleep and I’m stuck staring at my phone for another 10 mins

A lily I’ve been waiting two years for finally popped. It’s peachy orange, yellow and white and I SQUEALED when I saw it for the first time

It was a very busy weekend in the garden💛🧡🤍

Someone else who posts their nailfies 😻😻😻

pic of a gelX manicure - green, blue, orange, pink, and yellow nail with pink, yellow, green, blue, and orange stars painted on each nail

baby you’re a star

what if I start an only fans of me watching tv and hitting my vape

Just when they think I’m out i pop back up like Michael Myers

stew: it's curry for white people

praising the butler for his keen placement of the hot dog fork at each setting