This is one of the most horrific and evil things I have ever read. www.theguardian.com/world/ng-int...
22.11.2025 13:15 β π 319 π 106 π¬ 24 π 52@themerry.bsky.social
Corgi enthusiast, fan of pajamas, please send breakfast tacos
This is one of the most horrific and evil things I have ever read. www.theguardian.com/world/ng-int...
22.11.2025 13:15 β π 319 π 106 π¬ 24 π 52This is just to say
I have [fed AI]
the [poems]
that were in
the icebox
and which
you were probably
saving
for [a new collection]
Forgive me
they were delicious
and [turned
the robot] so cold.
oh my god he was rooting for Cersei?!
21.11.2025 03:52 β π 659 π 41 π¬ 74 π 23One reason why elite schools (Columbia, Brown, Cornell) caving to Trumpβs illegal impoundment and extortion is so galling β a betrayal, really β is that they would have won had they fought. By giving up, they guaranteed every other school will have to fight harder.
15.11.2025 13:02 β π 1262 π 361 π¬ 26 π 26Everything so stupid but I have faith it can get stupider
14.11.2025 04:52 β π 8166 π 795 π¬ 262 π 55I have a collection of sandwich guy memes.
08.11.2025 16:22 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0apropos james watsonβs death i had an idle thought today about how stupid race/iq stuff sounds. βbuh if your skin is darker you are biologically less smartβ is a thing only a dumbass can believe
07.11.2025 20:53 β π 11350 π 1346 π¬ 187 π 72Martin Scorsese and his daughter Francesca read Letterboxd reviews and guessed which Scorsese movie they were about.
06.11.2025 21:22 β π 1446 π 439 π¬ 21 π 145Defense begins, βThis case, ladies and gentlemen, is about a sandwich. A sandwich that according to Agent Lairmore somehow both exploded on his chest in a spray of mustard and onions but also landed intact on the ground still in its Subway wrapper.β
05.11.2025 18:57 β π 4079 π 796 π¬ 126 π 299I knew it would take less than a day for a tiktok dj to make something.
05.11.2025 12:13 β π 19903 π 5911 π¬ 266 π 747My god this is for real one of the most incredible speeches Iβve ever seen by an elected US politician: βAnd if there is any way to terrify a despot, it is to dismantle the very conditions that allowed him to accumulate power. This not only how we stop Trump, itβs how we stop the next one.β
05.11.2025 04:52 β π 4492 π 1104 π¬ 21 π 22that weird orc from Lord of the Rings: "Looks like woke's back on the menu, boys"
05.11.2025 03:12 β π 3881 π 685 π¬ 8 π 6Meanwhile, when asked who better to govern the City than he had previously resigned in disgrace as a sex pest, Stannis Baratheon replied, βAnyone, even the cook.β
04.11.2025 03:00 β π 9 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Janos Slynt has just endorsed Andrew Cuomo.
04.11.2025 02:50 β π 7 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0This magazine just fired all of their politics staffers
03.11.2025 21:59 β π 5151 π 1944 π¬ 90 π 27Well that sucked
02.11.2025 04:18 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0How can you not be romantic about baseball? [DEROGATORY] [COMPLIMENTARY]
02.11.2025 03:56 β π 384 π 89 π¬ 0 π 4is the problem that there is just too much blue happening
02.11.2025 03:49 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0"In the two years since the state started charging a 4% surtax on incomes over $1 million, the effort has created a $5.7 billion windfall, with the surplus being used to fund bridge repairs, bolster literacy programs and address the transportation systemβs budget deficit."
Taxing the rich works!
Fuck yeah
21.10.2025 12:50 β π 76 π 17 π¬ 2 π 0βweirdβ how the government shutdown prevents federal employees from getting paid but does not prevent the White House from getting demolished to build a ballroom
20.10.2025 21:04 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0In "the most rigorous test to date of how AI would perform in the real world," researchers found that workers using AI completed tasks 19% slower than when working without it -- but thought they were faster.
#AI #GenerativeAI π§ͺ
www.theatlantic.com/economy/arch...
Who robbed the Louvre? Right answers only.
20.10.2025 11:22 β π 2 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0If you see this, quote post with your favorite pokemon, wrong answers only!
15.10.2025 15:11 β π 8 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Love Island? the place that Odysseus tied himself to a mast to avoid?
10.09.2025 22:32 β π 18 π 3 π¬ 1 π 0ANDOR creator Tony Gilroy likes the idea of a Kleya and Vel βNazi huntersβ spin-off series in which the duo hunt after former Imperials following the fall of the Empire with the assistance of Dedra Meero in a Hannibal Lector-esque role.
(Source: youtu.be/mGBXFWvPRsE?...)
I mean it was obvious what the birthday card was before the image was circulated but goddamn seeing it makes it so unmistakable as to what it represents: a high five between pedophiles over their bond of loving pedophilia and doing pedophile shit together. grim
08.09.2025 19:11 β π 718 π 107 π¬ 14 π 3"We cannot wait to work with you as we journey together, but we also want to clarify that we mean real, actual money and not allegorical discussions on the concept of fiat currency."
06.09.2025 20:22 β π 112 π 25 π¬ 1 π 1Present Tense by Todd Dillard My fatherβs telling me about his dog, how it fell into a well when they were walking down a wooded path. His dog ran across some rotted planks, the planks splintered, βAnd whoosh!β my father says. βNo more dog.β I look at the clock and remind my father itβs three A.M. βIβm not finished,β he says. He tells me about the rope he bought, the bucket, how he knotted the rope to the bucket, lowered it down, and yelled for the dog to get in. βBut all I pulled up was more barking.β βDad,β I say. βThis never happened.β He says he canβt remember how long he tried to get the dog to shimmy into the bucket. Just that at some point when the sky turned tawnyββDadββ as a pitcher of sweet teaββDadββ he decided to give up. βDad,β I say. βItβs late. Iβm tired. And youβre dead.β βDammit, son,β my father says. βLet me finish!β My father tells me about filling the bucket with dirt and pouring the dirt into the well. And I know what heβs getting at, I know heβs going to tell me bucket by bucket he filled the well and the dog jumped out. Heβs going to say something about how the dog led him home through the dark. I know this so loudly I donβt hear, at first, my fatherβs silence. βDad?β I say. βDad, are you there?β I keep lowering the bucket but all I ever pull up are leaves. Red leaves. Lately, some gold.
my issue of Threepenny is here! hereβs my poem βPresent Tense,β I would love for you to give it a read!
βI know this so loudly I donβt
hear, at first, my fatherβs silence.β