Darren

I’m literally say in a restaurant ordering calamari as I read this.

I would never normally do this but.....

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We lost a game

PAPE SARR… FROM THE HALF WAY LINE, PAPE SARR…

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That was so dull I turned it off and asked my wife if there were any jobs that needed doing around the house. #COYS #FFS

Overheard: I'm surprised the nickname “Pedofuhrer" hasn't caught on yet.

But I f it goes to penalties I know where my money is

Zappa died too soon

Great turn and strike, but the goalie! She’s gonna hate seeing that back.

I think PSG found out the orange festering pile of sh*t would be up there and threw the game. Respect.

I'm so happy I didn't have to see Spurs up there with that mangerine.
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Happy Father's Day

There’s more toilets than people

“I’d like to add you to my professional profile on LinkedIn”

Me too but, IMO the damning thing was that Ange repeated many time that he believes his style of play is the best way to win, and that deviating harms the players belief in that system. But with a nearly full squad he completely changed it to win the EL. So where does that leave ‘Ange ball’?

And he's gone!

Never liked him anyway

If Levy and Ange both know what’s happening, staying or leaving, then why would they let their chains get janked by a bunch of journalists and social media warriors. They don’t owe either anything.

Just wanted to thank you in public for the speedy and simple solution. Would you like me to return the duplicate mug? I really don't mind.

So my mugs eventually arrived today (I live in Canada) and I got two that are the same. I was expecting two different ones - I didn't get the "Ange" mug. Was I right to think that and if so do you have any advice to getting it changed? Do I have to go back through Etsy?

I watched the CL final with a PSG mate in a Portuguese restaurant in Montreal. The guy sat next to us at the bar was for Inter. When he found out I was a Spurs fan asked “Why does everyone hate Tottenham?”

Good question.

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Oh - brilliant. Thank you!

Don’t remember West Ham getting slagged off for the way they won their trophy. That was a worse game.

I’d love these but the site does not seem to offer an option to ship to Canada. Is there another way?

It's so tempting to be sarcastic, but I'll try not to. Isn't it interesting the number of column inches NOT being devoted to the fact that Spurs have lost three important players from their midfield just days before a major European final.
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Arn’t Mumford and Sons great?

Thanks to Arsenal

Look at that kit 😍

We’re sitting off. I hate that.