Robbing the bank and bragging about leaving the lollipops and pens
20.02.2026 00:04 β π 2447 π 413 π¬ 59 π 10@alexexpress.bsky.social
Robbing the bank and bragging about leaving the lollipops and pens
20.02.2026 00:04 β π 2447 π 413 π¬ 59 π 10Jesse Jackson and Barack Obama, 2008 election night. History watching history made.
18.02.2026 01:29 β π 1135 π 217 π¬ 32 π 15you have to vote for the democrat in november 2028.
any other option - voting republican, not voting, voting third party - is completely and totally morally unacceptable and should result in your expulsion from polite society
Scruffy! This week Alex, Jacob and Kristyn are joined by special guest from the podcast Filmoscopy, Lance Korber, to discuss the 2007 comedy The Comebacks. Tag along as they discuss spoof movies, how well the jokes hold up, and more!
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Next week: The Shining (1980)
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14.02.2026 14:38 β π 496 π 104 π¬ 6 π 7image from today's hearing
Epstein survivors raise their hands to signal they've been ignored by Trump's DOJ as AG Pam Bondi refuses to look at them
(Roberto Schmidt/AFP via Getty)
The gang is Golden this week as the hosts bring on their children as special guests. Tag along as everyone discusses the 2025 smash hit KPop Demon Hunters, the music, and more.
Next week: The Comebacks (2007)
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Punter for MVP imo. Nobody affected the game more.
09.02.2026 02:48 β π 1409 π 71 π¬ 42 π 8Terrified Conservatives Lose Ability To Speak English After Exposure To Bad Bunny Performance
Terrified Conservatives Lose Ability To Speak English After Exposure To Bad Bunny Performance https://theonion.com/terrified-conservatives-lose-ability-to-speak-english-after-exposure-to-bad-bunny-performance-dios-mio-cry-millions-of-panicking-republicans/
09.02.2026 01:35 β π 16958 π 3760 π¬ 135 π 162Annual tweet: Everyone loading their Super Bowl commercial with celebrities is uncreative and usually makes it unmemorable.
08.02.2026 23:48 β π 111 π 10 π¬ 1 π 5When Republicans do it / When Democrats do it
07.02.2026 23:41 β π 7424 π 2340 π¬ 128 π 108The Washington Post - Opinion Little to gain by raising taxes on the rich New research shows the current top federal income tax rate is close to revenue-maximizing.
Truly hilarious headline from the Bezos-owned Washington Post yesterday.
Never, ever let the guys who control half the wealth in America and just got billions of dollars in tax breaks tell you we shouldn't tax the rich.
Let's be friends in PokΓ©mon GO! My Trainer Code is 376633842605!
02.02.2026 17:27 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Putin pioneered this. No opposition is legitimate. Regular, decent, βordinaryβ people cannot possibly be against us because only we represent βthe real people.β
Tell-tale sign of authoritarianism.
The gun people say Americans need guns to defend against a tyrannical government. A guy with a legal gun shows up to confront a government acting tyrannical, and the government shoots him dead because he had a gun. Make it make sense.
25.01.2026 13:48 β π 725 π 147 π¬ 63 π 5RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open 'just to do quick research'
13.01.2026 20:45 β π 6709 π 4930 π¬ 168 π 541Men who look upon themselves born to reign, and others to obey, soon grow insolent; selected from the rest of mankind their minds are early poisoned by importance; and the world they act in differs so materially from the world at large, that they have but little opportunity of knowing its true interests, and when they succeed to the government are frequently the most ignorant and unfit of any throughout the dominions.
Common Sense, published 250 years ago today.
10.01.2026 21:09 β π 6604 π 2323 π¬ 84 π 88if you still use Twitter please understand that you are enabling and supporting this.
Itβs only going to get worse, so you may as well leave now and start rebuilding your βfollowingβ anywhere else.
Stephen Miller's argument that the U.S. shouldn't take immigrants from "failed societies" overlooks the fact that the failure of other societies is what drives people to seek a better life here. It's what Miller's own ancestors did.
01.01.2026 17:15 β π 2178 π 394 π¬ 125 π 38A podcast that is only, or primarily, on YouTube isnβt a podcast if you canβt watch that video without being on YouTube. The word βpodcastβ specifically *means* not being beholden to any tech giants like YouTube/Google/Alphabet. anildash.com/2024/02/05/w...
27.12.2025 19:18 β π 270 π 49 π¬ 10 π 5FLASHBACKβ¦ Seems relevant todayβ¦
20.12.2025 04:31 β π 6342 π 2375 π¬ 151 π 100So the Epstein Files are:
βnot complete
βcomically redacted
βnot in a βsearchableβ format
The Trump-Vance administration had months to recover from the embarrassing influencer binder photo-op and this is what they came up with.
This is what they think of you
I think where Trump differs from Congressional Republicans on the filibuster is, they see it as something they will want to use in the future, whereas he's thinking of killing it as a step toward permanent rule. Kill it, pass laws that make it impossible for Dems to win again, bada bing.
16.12.2025 00:03 β π 1288 π 236 π¬ 52 π 10When Charlie Kirk was shot, he did a full oval office address. When it's college kids on campus it's "things can happen." What a sociopath.
14.12.2025 18:31 β π 4103 π 1083 π¬ 117 π 26It is fun to go to the movies
06.12.2025 23:09 β π 949 π 94 π¬ 0 π 0Iβm so old!
05.12.2025 02:04 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0TRYING TO FLIPβ THE BOAT MEANS THE BOAT WAS CAPSIZED AND THEY WERE SHIPWRECKED IN THE WATER.
04.12.2025 18:03 β π 5732 π 1122 π¬ 659 π 80Absolute same mindset I have.
04.12.2025 00:16 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0How do you get this? Or is it only on the paid version?
03.12.2025 20:00 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0there is no legitimate definition of the term "democracy" under which maps like these are "democratic." this level of stovepiping is banana republic shit. this is effectively no different from stuffing a ballot box
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