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We should ask the Army Corps of Engineers to raise the water level in the FBI offices so the Epstein files can float out into public view.

11.08.2025 01:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

As an American, I speak for all of us when I humbly ask you to please drop a nuke on Mar-a-lago. Thank you.

11.08.2025 01:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

BBC International Editor Jeremy Bowen has confirmed that the entire Al Jazeera team in Gaza City has been killed.

10.08.2025 22:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11320    ๐Ÿ” 9400    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 568    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1609
The words "Save America" spelled out in a typeface that's clearly meant to invoke Nazi Germany

The words "Save America" spelled out in a typeface that's clearly meant to invoke Nazi Germany

The dog whistles from DHS are blaring foghorns at this point

10.08.2025 22:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1110    ๐Ÿ” 194    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 40    ๐Ÿ“Œ 44

They're measuring in yards, so they rounded to nearest yard line.

09.08.2025 01:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Wish they had Momofurkey legs

09.08.2025 01:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Hegseth reposts video on social media featuring pastors saying women shouldn't be allowed to vote The man who oversees the nationโ€™s military has reposted a video on X, formerly Twitter, about a Christian nationalist church that included various pastors saying women should no longer be allowed to v...

apnews.com/article/wome...

09.08.2025 01:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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How to Dismantle a Democracy, Legally The unitary executive theory is a masterclass in autocratic legalism.

open.substack.com/pub/data4dem...

08.08.2025 18:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 44    ๐Ÿ” 11    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I think the "funding outside of Congress" angle is something the media needs to be seriously investigating. Not just for these extortion settlements, but tariffs, civil fines for immigrants, etc.

08.08.2025 18:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 189    ๐Ÿ” 24    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

Joining the War Machine, "I didn't realize we would be doing war."

08.08.2025 18:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Trump Directs Military to Target Foreign Drug Cartels

Congress has not authorized the use of the military in Mexico. This would be illegal and counterproductive.

The administration must immediately brief the Congress on this dangerous proposal before we end up in a war with our neighbor, ally & largest trading partner. www.nytimes.com/2025/08/08/u...

08.08.2025 15:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 105    ๐Ÿ” 48    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 9    ๐Ÿ“Œ 8

"Pussy in Bio" > "Goodnight Seattle"

08.08.2025 17:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

From the POV of breaking through social conventions and norms, you have to place JF at the top.

08.08.2025 17:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They should put Jack Reacher in the Rings of Power, tbh.

08.08.2025 16:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Tons, it's all baked in.

08.08.2025 16:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Energy secretary says Trump administration may alter past National Climate Assessments Department of Energy Secretary Chris Wright indicated on CNN that the administration could alter previously published federal climate reports.

The Trump administration plans to review and potentially alter U.S. climate science reports.

Rachel Cleetus of @ucs.org: "This administration plans to not just bury the scientific evidence but replace it with outright lies."

By @hayleysmith.bsky.social @latimes.com www.latimes.com/environment/...

08.08.2025 15:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 17    ๐Ÿ” 18    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
Goofy Yell
YouTube video by Capcori Goofy Yell

Sounds like this: youtu.be/MUL5w91dzbo?...

08.08.2025 15:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Death penalty

08.08.2025 05:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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08.08.2025 03:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Pedants of every kind, we love this place.

08.08.2025 00:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Best of Nextsky

08.08.2025 00:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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ncredibly rare American unity moment

07.08.2025 22:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 350    ๐Ÿ” 73    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8    ๐Ÿ“Œ 8

You should see the one for the abeverage income.

07.08.2025 21:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 30    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The biggest problem is that Adidas culturally-appropriated huaraches and then made them ugly as fuck.

07.08.2025 21:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

damn, the price of the key going up

07.08.2025 20:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

He's right, you know.

07.08.2025 20:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Why are you not mentioning the brand name of the ubiquitous tech and only naming the tech we are trying to make ubiquitous?

07.08.2025 19:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sounds like they're gonna be set for life after they win their lawsuit.

07.08.2025 19:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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A CBP Agent Wore Meta Smart Glasses to an Immigration Raid in Los Angeles Video obtained and verified by 404 Media shows a CBP official wearing Meta's AI glasses, which are capable of recording and connecting with AI. โ€œI think it should be seen in the context of an agency t...

A Border Agent Wore Meta Smart Glasses to an Immigration Raid in Los Angeles

๐Ÿ”— www.404media.co/a-cbp-agent-...

07.08.2025 19:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 682    ๐Ÿ” 266    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 51    ๐Ÿ“Œ 92

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