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simon “ cyberdonkey" Whiteside

@cyberdonkey.bsky.social

phonometrician of note , amateur surrealist, spawny eyed wazzock. acting my shoe size not my age.

49 Followers  |  32 Following  |  186 Posts  |  Joined: 05.10.2023  |  1.7461

Latest posts by cyberdonkey.bsky.social on Bluesky

Please do

01.02.2026 15:08 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I always say "it can only be called champagne socialism if it comes from the champagne region, I am just a sparkling socialist"

01.02.2026 13:43 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

it’s a good’en right?

31.01.2026 21:12 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

i agree some great shots

31.01.2026 21:11 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I like puss in Boots Boots Boots

25.01.2026 21:54 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The recent episodes have been excellent I love hearing Stewart Lee laugh like a teenager!

25.01.2026 21:53 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Chin up old bean Monday will be amazing... Well OK you're probably correct. Open the gin!

25.01.2026 21:51 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

@aiannucci.bsky.social another stonking " message". ( A radio 4 prog/pod only becomes cool when you shorten it to one word)

I've not seen it written down yet so I was assuming it was
"Donald Trump's bored of peace"

22.01.2026 14:08 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Morning!

22.01.2026 06:17 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I like the metro cryptic crosswords
They are at my level

21.01.2026 17:10 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

😂👏🏼

21.01.2026 10:46 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

what is a tone of voice document? i’ve only encountered that in the phrase “ I don’t like your tone of voice” or “ don’t take that tone of voice with me”

21.01.2026 10:36 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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finished 2 this week

14.01.2026 19:24 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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small victories 😂

12.01.2026 17:18 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

well you should find plenty of quality choices in Cambridge although term doesn't start for another week 😂

10.01.2026 11:29 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

There are worse Flanders and Swann tunes to be in! 😂

10.01.2026 11:26 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I will find that and listen

08.01.2026 20:05 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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happening now at Swift SOHO

04.01.2026 19:05 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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First Gig of the year

03.01.2026 18:12 — 👍 1    🔁 3    💬 0    📌 0
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lights of London

01.01.2026 16:09 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

That looks so amazing!

30.12.2025 18:48 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Blimey

29.12.2025 12:02 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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28.12.2025 20:54 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Good because I forgot to remind you 😂

25.12.2025 22:58 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Did you remember the cheese?

25.12.2025 22:08 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Merry Christmas here is a Christmas ditty what I wrote sung by Phoebe Bedford.

24.12.2025 18:55 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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tube map of Hipsville idaho

22.12.2025 23:13 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Pockets ire of the day!

20.12.2025 18:19 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

@aiannucci.bsky.social

I hope this skeet finds you well.
Strong message here is one of the highlights of my week. Natalie Haynes was fantastic on this weeks offering.

Very glad you are part of my parasocialism 👍🏻

18.12.2025 10:26 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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@retrosupply.bsky.social a hip font from LenCo

16.12.2025 22:09 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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