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The beard oil commercial comment is fair and the fact I do enjoy beard oil commercials is worth noting.

Oh no. I enjoyed Train Dreams. [end of review]

There's exactly one normal man left on planet Earth.

A post featuring Benny Hill widening his eyes above an unrelated comment that says “one of those posts where your eyes get wider and wider as you read it through.”

Perfect timing. 👀

@mrpaulrobinson.bsky.social @samfr.bsky.social

Can’t believe they released the Epstein files to cover up for the Melania movie.

If only Lampard had pulled out the half time speech from Paddleton an hour ago. ☹️

The movie poster for Paddleton (2019) starring Mark Duplass and Ray Romano, available on Netflix.

The movie poster for Blue Jay (2016) starring Mark Duplass and Sarah Paulson, available on Netflix.

Q: what’s better than a perfectly cast, beautifully written indie gem starring Mark Duplass that will possibly make you cry?

A: TWO perfectly cast, beautifully written etc etcs! (both on @netflix.com)

My picture was used in child abuse images. AI is putting others through my nightmare | Mara Wilson I was a child actor, exploited by strangers on the internet. Now millions of children face the same danger

I wrote about my experiences being sexually exploited as a child, and what we need to do to make sure AI doesn’t make that a reality for millions of children.

www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...

just caught myself saying “you are a ridiculous human” to my dog

I do of course know that you, like me, appreciate a tall person.

I don’t think she’s real, she can’t be.

He’s great, wasn’t very familiar with Clifton Webb at all. Also realised I’d never seen Vincent Price being anything other than late era Vincent Price.

On iPlayer now, campy noir fans! 88 minutes of crackling genius

So I watched this because @mattleys.bsky.social kind of told me to, and I’m very glad I did. Perfect Friday afternoon “draw the curtains and pretend the world isn’t on fire” viewing.

"And we now have María on the line who would like to swap a Nobel Peace Prize for the presidency of Venezuela..."

Another lovely #buyastrangerabook offer.

In memory of a friend who died at the end of last year, @lancslass.bsky.social is offering to buy TWO people a book each of their choice, up to £15.

So, if there's a book you'd like (any book, not just what's on my website), get in touch.

UK only

me: you boy what day is it today?

boy: nonces shout out of the window day.

me: oof you’ve absolutely done me there.

I'm sharing this here, as I have on Facebook and Instagram, but there's no account on here to share from, and I just think this is wonderful.

A really good balance of design and implementation, and appears to achieve everything it set out to do, and it *SO* appeals to my inner 'work nerd'.

It’s basically the last day today to order cartoons from us to get there for Christmas, if you were considering it.

They used to "laugh and call him names." Now they're all dead

uh oh

He had a revelation on the road to de-mask us

Tyson Fury talking bollocks for a change

Literally lost twice to the actual champion

Haha yeah that’s my concern. (At least my children will know this for themselves, kind of sad that later generations will just have this information passed down to them without my consent.)

Serious question. Have you literally ever considered what your *great-grandchildren* will think about you and your life? Your children sure, your grandchildren probably.

But your great-grandchildren?

A headline reading “Chinese teens to pay $300,000 for urinating in soup” which I completely misread to be a fetish

I see the super rich have a new fetish

Or a sitcommunism maybe

Our two favourite rascals with the headline: Hot mic catches Xi and Putin discussing organ transplants and immortality

just had a cracking idea for a buddy movie 🎬

Grimsby Town now hold the right to have Blundell Park referred to as The Theatre of Breams from now on.

I mean it should be no surprise Grimsby are good at finding the net