The Biggest Poaster by D.J. Sugma

I never, and I mean *never* check what my smart TV suggests for me. Today I decided to look out of boredom, and a few entries past the usual suspects was... this... ???? Why?

It's out of stock where I got it (ofc) but I will keep u in mind if I see one for a good price 🫡

Where did you end up buying yours from? I got 1 and 2 both for ~$200 shipped from surugaya :0

A set of four cake pops that read HAPPY VALENTINES DAY; The first has H, VA, and D; The second has A LEN A; the third has PP TIN Y; the last has Y ES <3. A cartoon below shows a very sad hamster holding up the one that reads PP TINY

I have been laughing at this for a solid five minutes.

if you want photos of any of it lmk! I bought it for the books too, they're so fun lol

I am immediately no longer invested

it's got DQ sprites, I'm immediately invested

skullpanda!!

BROOOO you're on the bubu train too??

why is he cross-legged in the bed

kay why ess

I'm indifferent about tb tbh, but like, come on. this was so good. never forget what they took from us

Never forget what they took from us...

AFAB ADHD and associated spicy brain flavors be hittin' different 😭

nah buddy pal-o you gotta do it too (I am going to get my ADHD diagnosis re-upped for school this week qq and... we'll see if they tack anything else on)

Finish this

I love synthesizers

why is there a machine gun in this Vietnamese restaurant

Coomer Creek on Google maps

went to this neighborhood and everyone knew you

Man Of The Year

GIRL YES!!!! I've been craving a good zaru soba for years 😭

Schedule x hour/s every day to dedicate uninterrupted studio time. Even an hour or two a day of experimental/stinky/"for fun" output beats sporadic serious input. Your chops only stay as wet as you keep 'em. You'll get through this shug 💕💕

I woke Simon up from a nap to come upstairs and, uh

I Love Big Fishing

Don't even dare coming for me 'cuz y'all know it's true

(I played more during those lower months, it was just with @jortswubs.bsky.social on his account)

One final note: some sets were designed to combine parts to make giant monsters. These are the parts from Graffias (scorpion, red) and Vespelio (bat, blue) to make a GIANT DRAGON

You could do this with any of the kits (as said, every figure was compatible with others) but some were DESIGNED for it

Nah, the plastic is just irreparably sticky; I could use some kind of solvent to remove the tack, but without knowing what kind of paint they used, it's too risky :(

Konmai at their finest before Konmai was a thing. Sigh

BUT IN MY DEFENSE I WAS YOUNG AND DUMB and I thought he'd never find me out because regional website access, audience, etc

Spoilers: I've regularly (infrequently, but regularly) gotten random DMs over the years of people asking me if I'm him and if I'm taking orders 💀💀💀💀

So if you got an ugly one, you could swap the head, or they sold blank bodies for customs/outfit kits/etc, you could make your own head

Useless lol lore, candymeteor was a shinki customizer I found like, 15+ ago, and when I made my *Tumblr* I didn't have a handle so I stole his name LOL 💀