Ashlyn🫧🐬💫🧊

watching twin peaks. very naive of me to think it was just a mystery murder show

fuck off. saying women deserve to become human incubators in response to the election and presidency is disgusting and straight up misogynistic

do you understand how insane you sound when you say this to another human being?

i can’t believe cats are real. they’re such beautiful ethereal creatures in this sick cruel world

we do not thank you for your sacrifice go to therapy

people who follow police feel like hall monitors

once you realize the average person is fucking stupid you become more chill and free

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being a podcaster is the most embarrassing job occupation i can think of

miserable people need others to be just as miserable as they are

me after the very strict routine i created in my head gets interrupted

i could beat a tiger in a fight

well you see officer, going 50 in a 25 was a just for the bit

i hope god blows up the sun soon

talking politics with family should be considered as a form of self harm

i admit i’m a little dramatic

my cat’s a bitch but it’s okay, i raised her that way

but the other cat? not sure what happened there

personally i don’t think i should ever face consequences

if you are not billie eilish or lana del rey, why are you making slow music???

BRING BACK MUSIC WE CAN DANCE TO

maybe i am the drama

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me after i press send on an email

my cat does this thing where if you say hi to her she’ll runaway

no one is more committed to the bit than me