Roy Castle. Very tftm.

2 clubs where madness has taken hold. Anything could happen. As a staunch toon supporter I think Spurs will turn us over.

I wanted them. I had them. I had awful rising acid. Also learned that the dog loves them.

That was turd football. Dog turd.

I can only dream of being so proud.

Marc Rebillet! My favourite yet! Up the toon!

I watched this happen and laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed.

Ah shit. I was gonna say that.

I did a massive puddle splash over a woman waiting at a bus stop. Must be 25 years ago but still haven’t forgiven myself. It was very funny though.

Commiserations and congratulations?

All the fucks can fuck right off.

Lovely stuff

Yeah, you stink.

Smokers standing just outside the hospital doors.

These are amazing. Just ordered the Newcastle print for my son’s birthday. He’s gonna piss himself.

Fucking. Yes.

Urgh. I hate manure.

We can only eat swan 2 or 3 times a week because swan costs have soared.

I’ve never wanted a footballer to fail as much as this. So far so good.

Oh hell yeah!

Gutted. He was a lovely lad.

I was a card carrying stoner for years. It’s easy to forget what it’s like to wake up without a thick, cloudy brain. I’m glad to now wake up with clarity everyday.

Another fine upstanding member of reform I see.

For the love of god. Finish him!

My Sunday paper round always ended with me nicking 2 pints of milk from the same doorstep and necking it every week. Can’t believe I was never caught.

1 is sweet.

As a kid I’d mix icing sugar and lemon juice as a sneaky sweet treat. Good times.

Yeah bye.

Quite right. I pay my cash for the season ticket. The business end has nowt to do with me.

I used to do the opposite. I’d buy a record in one charity shop and then sneak it onto the shelves of a different charity shop just to put a little smile on my face.