Joust Williams

Thoughts going out to everyone at the Louisville airport. Almost 300,000 gallons of fuel when it crashed.

I never want to hear “progress purity tests” or “vote blue no matter who” ever again from these centrist assholes.

Elected Democrats spending more time today praising Dick Cheney than Zohran Mamdani is a great case study in abject fucking moral failure.

I prefer my attacks on Trump to be Not Subtle At All and lacking in the whitewashing of a war criminal.

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“Max Caster is good now”

I’ve only played the first Hyrule Warriors but I put in over 500 hours, incredibly deep once you move even slightly past its surface level

Beshear did not win due to racism, that is ridiculously insulting to him and his constituents and incredibly ignorant while downplaying all of his accomplishments.

Every guy that did the Riyadh comedy festival: I personally thought everyone was gonna show up on a magic carpet and chop me in half but it turns out that they wear shirts

as someone who’s worked at a number of coffee shops, every coffee shop is a “transgender coffee shop”

the mainstream taking betting and gambling companies as seriously as journalism is one of the greatest evils of modern society

I reckon it has to be between Roman and Cena if you wanted to put a modern one; I’d argue Cena if it was made with the general public in mind or Reigns if for WWE diehards.

Macho Man is probably the one who’d have to go, though, and I don’t think either replaces Mach without requiring a modern one.

culturally speaking it’s probably

the Hulkster
Macho Man
Stone Cold
The Rock

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The Rock is the only even passable pick here.

Dusty is a legend but one who did all his best work outside of WWE.

Cena had a decade-long reign of terror where he consistently got hit with deafening “Cena sucks” chants then capped it off with one miserable final year.

and LM-fuckin’-AO at Triple H

DICK CHENEY DEAD AT 84 OF HAVANA SYNDROME

this is such a great encapsulation of why this race feels existential even to people outside NYC. Cuomo as the final boss of everything wrong with the current Democratic Party, Mamdani happily grabbing the third rails everyone’s told are too dangerous to touch (trans people, Muslims, socialism)

I don’t believe in Hell but Dick Cheney makes me wish I did.

Sometimes, particularly in bad times, it’s easy to romanticize the past and forget how bad aspects of things were in their own right then.

With that said, rest in fucking piss Dick Cheney. May quails peck your face in hell forever.

In a loose, rosy-cheeked speech, Graham affirmed that he’s in the “Hitler sucks wing of the Republican Party,” a denomination that apparently needs to be spelled out these days. In the same speech, Graham brushed off Fuentes’s interview while praising the Trump administration for “killing all the right people.”

Cool how even senior GOP politicians now openly admit that the Republicans have a “Hitler sucks” wing and also another one that is not that

Timeline cleanse. #Cats

they're treating a Nazi takeover of the federal government as no big deal and the possible election of Zohran Mamdani as the end times. it's a remarkable job of failing to meet the moment, and the most revealing sign yet they don't want to do anything at all except cling to party power.

even when far rightwingers are having an extremely positive experience on all fronts they’re still able to hallucinate a situation where they’re the victim

Mamdani's strategy is an echo of Bernie '16 and it's interesting how establishment democrats still react by foaming at the mouth and screeching for blood, as if we haven't all witnessed the abject and comprehensive failure of their own political philosophy

eternally proud to be a hangman adam page fan

I was laid off from Teen Vogue today along with multiple other staffers, and today is my last day.

certainly more to come from me when the dust has settled more, but to my knowledge, after today, there will be no politics staffers at Teen Vogue.

HHHs sole political skill is kissing ass so he couldn't have picked a better administration to try to slither in that. You know he wants to send an email to The Rock from a whitehouse.gov email address.

Hi, I’m a small business owner running for local school board and I believe in 3 things:

1) pledge allegiance to Israel or die

2) kids don’t need to know how to read

3) bring back God in our communities

4) Everything I’ve ever seen on Facebook

Vote for me, Grawson Hamngley

The stupid thing with WWE cutting people down to only one given name is to further stifle competition FYI, they can’t show up in AEW or elsewhere as SameFirstName DifferentLastName or DifferentFirstName SameLastName if they’re MononymousName and said mononymous name is the legal property of WWE inc.

i got so many opinions

give me a breaaaaaak

Solid as a rock