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Artist, cat lover, and amateur plumber. You've read my books, and you loved them.

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Tell em mean gene

16.10.2025 21:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hey why are you dumb fucks ending remote work?

Hunter s Thompson is spinning bro

16.10.2025 18:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Update

I learned two things

16.10.2025 01:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I have no idea what ebonized or tung is

But I respect the technique

16.10.2025 01:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That stain worked out gloriously

16.10.2025 01:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

@flavorflav.bsky.social

YEAH

BOI

16.10.2025 01:22 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

LISTEN

16.10.2025 01:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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journalists really need to report that jd vance gushes about hitler so much you'd think he was charlie kirk's neck

15.10.2025 18:46 β€” πŸ‘ 233    πŸ” 19    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 2

I love his story about system of a down

15.10.2025 16:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ahh I hate it

14.10.2025 03:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh god what's happened now

14.10.2025 03:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Fun fact: Calzones were invented in 1976 by a New Jersey pizzeria owner named Luigi Calzoni.

One of his customers kept complaining that his pizzas were messy, sloppy, "too fucking wet" so Luigi went "ok fuck this I'm just gonna fold that fucker closed."

And thus a legend was born.

21.12.2024 08:31 β€” πŸ‘ 74    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 2

Orion? No. Just his belt. Would've been better to see than man himself.

3 stars.

13.10.2025 12:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hmm a nerd chaser?

A certain John Waters quote comes to mind

12.10.2025 17:25 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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12.10.2025 15:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You fucking rag of a paper

12.10.2025 02:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

More people talk to you than god

Sounds about right

12.10.2025 02:09 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hope they booed you off the fuckin stage ya hack

12.10.2025 00:40 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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10.10.2025 23:50 β€” πŸ‘ 356    πŸ” 65    πŸ’¬ 20    πŸ“Œ 2
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A great weekend to share Jeff Bridges making a perfect joke

11.10.2025 20:49 β€” πŸ‘ 3444    πŸ” 677    πŸ’¬ 31    πŸ“Œ 45

Dammit I could benefit from the same surgery

I ain't skeered but I am not gonna be nearly as coherent as you have been during your recovery

11.10.2025 00:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

#feedadonis

10.10.2025 17:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
SHAPIRO: OK, so you've spent your career creating television without Al, and I could imagine today you thinking, boy, I wish I had had that tool to solve those thorny problems...
SIMON: What?
SHAPIRO: ...Or saying...
SIMON: You imagine that?
SHAPIRO: ...Boy, if that had existed, it would have screwed me over.
SIMON: I don't think Al can remotely challenge what writers do at a fundamentally creative level.
SHAPIRO: But if you're trying to transition from scene five to scene six, and you're stuck with that transition, you could imagine plugging that portion of the script into an Al and say, give me 10 ideas for how to transition this.
SIMON: I'd rather put a gun in my mouth.

SHAPIRO: OK, so you've spent your career creating television without Al, and I could imagine today you thinking, boy, I wish I had had that tool to solve those thorny problems... SIMON: What? SHAPIRO: ...Or saying... SIMON: You imagine that? SHAPIRO: ...Boy, if that had existed, it would have screwed me over. SIMON: I don't think Al can remotely challenge what writers do at a fundamentally creative level. SHAPIRO: But if you're trying to transition from scene five to scene six, and you're stuck with that transition, you could imagine plugging that portion of the script into an Al and say, give me 10 ideas for how to transition this. SIMON: I'd rather put a gun in my mouth.

David Simon, creator of β€˜The Wire’, being interviewed by Ari Shapiro (NPR)

09.10.2025 04:42 β€” πŸ‘ 28315    πŸ” 8948    πŸ’¬ 341    πŸ“Œ 917

I am going to buy the fuck out of this game

10.10.2025 17:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If anyone is going out for Halloween and needs a date, it's October 31st.

10.10.2025 12:42 β€” πŸ‘ 75    πŸ” 26    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Charge ya phone man. It's Friday lol

10.10.2025 13:11 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Right on, they always go hard even out here in the sticks

Good to know they haven't got soft

09.10.2025 20:07 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh shit you got to see sleep token?

Have you seen em before?

Are they better or worse now?

09.10.2025 19:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

That's some good sauce

09.10.2025 05:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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