Joël Perras

Does anyone know the VAT rate for antimatter? 😅

Quote post this with a picture of the aircraft you'll accept as a bribe.

Screenshot of my Github profile that shows I joined Github on August 14th, 2008.

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Indianoplz

I'm not saying I'm a stereotypical Québecois, but I did just devour a bag of cheese curds with some spruce beer, so take from that what you will.

Customer support requests really do be like:

"Hi, I clicked through 3 different alerts and warnings letting me know that the thing I was about to do was going to be irreversible. I didn't read any of that and clicked the button. I can't believe you don't have an undo function!"

i mean it's one monday, michael. how much coffee could it take? 10 cups?

Happy #SuperbOwl day to all those that celebrate

"I'm not a stop along the way. I'm a destination."

Your PR when you make one giant commit instead of a bunch of small ones as you work

Business meetings would be a lot different if we all walked around holding actual stakes.

Very reasonable!

chocolate babka is a fantastic breakfast and I will not be told otherwise

Going to be a pioneer in Spite-Driven-Development

In-progress home renovations always stress me out, especially when it's in the demolition/destruction phase. My brain just can't cope with it.

I don't recommend getting your passport renewal in a postal strike delivery limbo. Each org tells me that it's the other org's problem, and the conclusion is that my passport is likely not going to arrive before I need it.

wait you didn't get your tax lollipop? wow the USA really is dropping the ball these days, huh

My all-time favourite bug: some of our users would create events on their phone, but couldn't find them afterwards.

Those users (in SE Asia) had their phones set to use the Buddhist calendar; we were using the "local" calendar API in iOS. Events were created just fine, but 543 years in the future!

what idiot called it async/await instead of wait/what