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@simplegnome.bsky.social

Pastors wife, laser software engineer, “some guy”

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Latest posts by simplegnome.bsky.social on Bluesky

anarchist puppygirls be like acab includes the mailman

18.03.2025 05:19 — 👍 62    🔁 10    💬 2    📌 2

I have a firm belief that liberal democracy needs firm guardrails against being manipulated into ending itself and some of these guardrails may trigger illiberal responses.

01.03.2025 04:02 — 👍 279    🔁 27    💬 9    📌 6

it's honestly kind of transphobic that pronouns are just silly little words but proverbs get to be whole ass sentences

14.01.2025 07:56 — 👍 660    🔁 75    💬 12    📌 1

biden should pardon this guy to take the attention off of him pardoning his son

04.12.2024 20:13 — 👍 839    🔁 67    💬 12    📌 0

Kendrick and Drake have squashed their beef... [Burger falls on screen] ...into a juicy flame-grilled four ounce patty. [Kendrick goes in for a bite then stops] Hey Drake, pass the MUSTAAAARD! [They laugh and hug it out] Every adult meal comes with a kid's toy

30.11.2024 21:07 — 👍 7564    🔁 741    💬 87    📌 27

"Wicked" does not synch up to "Dark Side of the Moon" at all. Sorry to everyone in the theater.

26.11.2024 17:14 — 👍 8728    🔁 801    💬 191    📌 35

the problem with being a sort of public persona who insists on consistent branding is that i cant just change my username on here to my recently acquired tuxpaintadventures.com domain

22.11.2024 14:46 — 👍 329    🔁 14    💬 11    📌 0

did michael jackson really say "Hee Hee" ? This guys even more of a dope than i thought .

20.11.2024 20:18 — 👍 7840    🔁 509    💬 90    📌 15

I now find people blaming phones for social ills intellectually lazy

16.11.2024 04:01 — 👍 28    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

looove magdalena bay like i get to listen to grimes without thinking about how fucking stupid grimes is except for the one song grimes remixed

16.11.2024 04:13 — 👍 58    🔁 5    💬 4    📌 0

thanks to this game I have been permanently labelled as “font guy” in every social group

15.11.2024 17:49 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

looking at all the stuff this administration plans to ban and trying to figure out which up and coming black market i should invest in

15.11.2024 12:34 — 👍 577    🔁 25    💬 23    📌 2

I will say one immediate improvement here is the lack of flag emojis in usernames

14.11.2024 05:27 — 👍 448    🔁 12    💬 15    📌 2

Local Dipshit Finds New Excuse To Be Transphobic In A Woke Way

12.11.2024 05:20 — 👍 177    🔁 11    💬 2    📌 0
Casey Explosion (@CaseyExpIosion)

"Elon devouring his site"

a drawing of Elon devouring a blue bird

Casey Explosion (@CaseyExpIosion) "Elon devouring his site" a drawing of Elon devouring a blue bird

24.10.2024 22:14 — 👍 236    🔁 42    💬 2    📌 1

what if trump wins but the democrats just do jan 6th back

19.10.2024 05:27 — 👍 901    🔁 32    💬 25    📌 1

Good news, guys! The body completely lost the score, so we can all play a new game now!

03.10.2024 07:08 — 👍 46    🔁 9    💬 0    📌 0
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Just heard about mansplaining. This world is so fucked up.

10.07.2024 16:31 — 👍 145    🔁 6    💬 7    📌 0

yeah ill incorporate that into my belief system

30.11.2023 20:55 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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