"Rapid Release" is Orange Twitler's middle name!

So it's like a sausage festival?

One of three.

So all it takes is a king? Wildly meta.

To quote Maxwell Smart, "Missed it by that much."

To quote Maxwell Smart, "Missed it by that much."

Down to what?

The itsy-bitsy spider climbed up the water spout.
Down came the rain and
Mike Johnson’s still a cunt.

I bet it's one hell of a camel toe when he puts his hood on.

Don't spoil her (hopefully) upcoming surprise.

As opposed to all cat, no hassle on the left.

I'll send you mine.

YouTube video by Josiah Suarez Monty Python - mouse organ sketch

youtu.be/F9nGyPz9uT0

Imagine repurposing the post-rapture, recently vacated evangelical church structures for true social programs for the poor, unhoused, unemployed, imigrants, etc; after a thorough cleansing spell of course. Just like @thegodpodcast.com would want.

Is that 10 or 11 'conflicts' he's resolved. Bet he'll melt down all those Noble medallions for additional gold for gilding

Standard Deviation (sigma) is zero. Read into it what you will.

Thx.

To or From?

If you can find a lie, you can add me to the list.

@davidewart.bsky.social thanks for teeing that one up. Why is this so easy?

When he golfs, he has several strokes he doesn't count, so "better than par for the course"?

I may be off on this, but it seems that Lindsey Graham's closet is smaller that Mike Johnson's closet's foyer.

You win this round of, "Confession or Projection." Join us next time when we here from JV 'couch f#cker' Vance.

Lindsey Graham's entire closet is the size of Mike Johnson's closet's foyer.

If they're doing the landscaping, could the undocumented roll up in unmarked SUVs and disappear them? Only in the #upsidedown

Terrible stage name, honey.

The only thing he stiffs is workers.

By using his subdominant hand he can play both roles.

Is Lizardman molting?

Sure, but the machine didn't buy you. So it's somewhat self-inflicted, right?