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46 Followers  |  133 Following  |  188 Posts  |  Joined: 20.12.2023  |  2.0069

Latest posts by cola.tf on Bluesky

image of andrew cuomo at his nyc mayoral election watch party with disco elysium ui text overlay that reads:

Suggestion [Challenging: Failure] - You thought you did everything right. You had the money, the power, and the fame. Where did it all go wrong? Why couldn't those sniveling little city dwellers see that you were meant to lead them? You're now a twice certified loser from a family of winners. Your father's name is on a bridge. Your name is next to a Wikipedia entry that says "sexual harassment allegations."

image of andrew cuomo at his nyc mayoral election watch party with disco elysium ui text overlay that reads: Suggestion [Challenging: Failure] - You thought you did everything right. You had the money, the power, and the fame. Where did it all go wrong? Why couldn't those sniveling little city dwellers see that you were meant to lead them? You're now a twice certified loser from a family of winners. Your father's name is on a bridge. Your name is next to a Wikipedia entry that says "sexual harassment allegations."

05.11.2025 16:50 β€” πŸ‘ 5000    πŸ” 1558    πŸ’¬ 35    πŸ“Œ 25
Replace the l in balloon with a b. Relax homo sapiens it's called orangutan humor

Replace the l in balloon with a b. Relax homo sapiens it's called orangutan humor

05.11.2025 13:10 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Married her yesterday.

01.11.2025 19:43 β€” πŸ‘ 8586    πŸ” 659    πŸ’¬ 242    πŸ“Œ 25
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Scanneur WindowsΒ : tΓ©lΓ©chargement et installation gratuits sous Windows | Microsoft Store Si vous avez un scanneur, cette application simplifie la numΓ©risation de documents et d’images, et les enregistre oΓΉ vous voulez. Que vous numΓ©risiez une photo Γ  l’aide d’un scanneur Γ  plat ou plusieu...

C'est l'ancienne interface Γ§a, la nouvelle est dans un logiciel sΓ©parΓ© preinstallΓ© mais dΓ©sinstallable

apps.microsoft.com/detail/9wzdn...

30.10.2025 09:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

for quite literally any reason if you take any variety of hormones that's really cool. in the whole of human history, the ability to have such a direct hand in our own biology was unfathomable. it is cutting edge technology akin to magic and it's the coolest thing in the world. hormomes fucking rule

29.10.2025 15:55 β€” πŸ‘ 291    πŸ” 33    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 2

oh you’re a nihilist? name zero things that matter

17.10.2025 16:10 β€” πŸ‘ 5083    πŸ” 964    πŸ’¬ 54    πŸ“Œ 20

Xenobiology is the new hot way for that, but void opals mining is still really profitable

14.10.2025 06:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

SCRUM Daily's are mandatory

12.10.2025 19:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Doing the same the other way around. Typing France AZERTY on a US QWERTY

(And because our own layout sucks, I still have to wincompose most of our diacritics *anyway*)

08.10.2025 08:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Delete my alt account. If SW, kink and queer people are all going to get banned anyway, this account was fucking useless.

07.10.2025 20:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Deleting your things on tangled doesn't remove them for your PDS.

Couldn't find the button to delete a leaflet blog, so deleted it from my PDS, now the domain is limbo stuck.

I love this network.

07.10.2025 20:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Computer sucks. Social networks sucks. Everything fucking sucks.

I legit though this social network could be great. Turns out is shit. Mastodon is *still* shit. All the rest are owned by assholes.

They even took cohost from us.

07.10.2025 20:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
A screenshot from https://constellation.microcosm.blue showing I have 21 (or 22 ?) followers

A screenshot from https://constellation.microcosm.blue showing I have 21 (or 22 ?) followers

A screenshot of Bluesky showing I have 45 followers

A screenshot of Bluesky showing I have 45 followers

Not gonna work.

(Also I would still need to backfill the data from the network, keeping it updated, when I just want a subscriber count...)

07.10.2025 20:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

And I can't remove my last payment option because my subscription is "still active" even tho I just asked for cancellation.

FFS I just want to get out of here, just fucking let me get on, PLEASE

07.10.2025 19:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

@cloudflare.social will NOT let you respond "Doesn't wish to answer" when you stop a subscription. They WILL force you to tell them where you want to.

(And they account deletion popup doesn't work)

07.10.2025 19:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Wow, sorry if this is uncalled for, but it looks like a scam, be careful

07.10.2025 18:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I was very sad to learn that you need to be authenticated to access a live subscriber count or just avatar URLs from the PDS directly

Or that you need to go through Bluesky's unauthenticated gateway

05.10.2025 15:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
A picture of a Stream Deck XL, showing a live subscriber count of this account

A picture of a Stream Deck XL, showing a live subscriber count of this account

Merhaps

05.10.2025 15:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Did I make a live Bluesky subscribers count button for my brand new Stream Deck ?

05.10.2025 15:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Discord Backs Off of Crypto After Entire Internet Yells at CEO When the CEO of the gaming-focused chat platform teased crypto integration this week, the response was swift and brutal.

Reminder for people who didn't see it, or want to appreciate it again

www.vice.com/en/article/d...

05.10.2025 10:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Remember when we cyber-bullied Jason Citron to piss of with his crypto-bullshit inside Discord so much, that it actually worked ?

Good times.

05.10.2025 10:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Bluesky staff and tech users spending 3 days crashing out over not wanting to protect trans people to now being staunch advocates for the inaliable rights of LLMs is so cool

05.10.2025 05:57 β€” πŸ‘ 156    πŸ” 37    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
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Jay Graber Confuses the Gas and Brake Pedals As your new Head of Comms I advise you to please stop posting this shit.

I think Bluesky could still be saved. Won't be, but could. They should hire me as Head of Comms. I could fix her (Jay)

azhdarchid.com/jay-graber-c...

04.10.2025 21:22 β€” πŸ‘ 363    πŸ” 107    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 13

bluesky devs wanting to make twitter-reddit linkedin but getting mad about getting e621 and deviantart instead will never stop being funny to me shoutout unmarketable queers and kink artists keep doing good work

02.10.2025 19:24 β€” πŸ‘ 5040    πŸ” 2006    πŸ’¬ 23    πŸ“Œ 11

Still doesn’t change the fact I hope for Jay to stop being so tone deaf with the user base. One doesn’t prevent the other

03.10.2025 16:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh, I absolutely am. Me creating the aforementioned Mastodon account is that.

I also moved my Bluesky data on another server, and I’m using another appview on desktop independent of their moderation (still looking for mobile tho). It’s decentralized, might as well decentralize myself

03.10.2025 16:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah, I may have jumped the gun on the understanding of your post 😬

But now yes, I do agree. For all its fault, if most user cared about decentralization, Mastodon would be king (and most UX failures would have been fixed by now, due to user complaints, could have been great…)

03.10.2025 15:55 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh, my bad, understood your post as "We can just move to Mastodon it's gonna be alright"

03.10.2025 15:27 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Mastodon sucks for users. I made an account on one instance just to find out that we can't follow each others with friends because the instances admins have a spat and blocked each other. Absurdly bad user experience.

People came to Bsky because it was "Twitter without Elon", not the protocol

03.10.2025 15:23 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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