Dr. Ellen

Best meme, ever.

Does It Matter if the U.S. Surgeon General Never Practiced Medicine?

Does it matter if the pilot has never landed an aircraft before?

a poorly drawn mama cat and her skrungly kitten

a large adult mama cat with white and gray fur sits upright on a bed, looking directly at the camera with a serious expression. next to it is a very tiny and skrungly kitten with similar coloring, standing on the bed and also facing the camera

happy mother’s day

The rule of law is all or nothing and must apply equally to everyone. If there's no rule of law for some people in America, then there's no rule of law for any of us.

Pope Leo XIV’s first words were clear: in a world chasing power and profit, we need meaning, dignity, and mercy. 🙏🏽

A call to protect human values, not just faith. ⚖️💙

#HumanDignity

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A tricky thing about modern society is that no one has any idea when they don’t die.

Like, the number of lives saved by controlling air pollution in America is probably over 200,000 per year, but the number of people who think their life was saved by controlling air pollution is zero.

The ashwagandha is not strong enough for all this bullshittery

The tariffs are catastrophic. But so too are the abuses of power, so is the corruption, so are the police state tactics, so is the destruction of our health care infrastructure, so are the ways our national security is being endangered, so are the attacks on our core freedoms.

The richest man in the world spent more money than most of us will see in our lifetimes to lose a state Supreme Court race by 10 points.

And the fact his $25 million was a drop in the bucket compared to what he's spent on other elections is exactly why we must overturn Citizens United.

It’s still hard to believe the simple fact that this is all self-imposed. Everything that’s happening right now wasn’t the result of some foreign adversary destroying the country. We did this all to ourselves by electing the dumbest motherfucker to ever rule a nation.

⬇️ THIS ⬇️

Perhaps the most depressing part about the last couple of months is that every awful shitty thing that’s happening to this country is self-induced. People asked for this. None of it had to happen.

MAGA: "Vaccinating my child is against my deeply held religious beliefs."

ME: "Oh, honey . . . if you had any deeply held religious beliefs, you never would have voted for an adulterous, lying rapist."

As Trump tries to dismantle the Department of Education, remember that his plan to cut the corporate tax rate to 15% would give the 100 largest corporations a tax cut larger than the entire department's K-12 budget.

Really think about how twisted this all is.

Check this out — American stocks were on par with global stocks up until late January — and have now dropped terribly since then

Gosh I wonder what happened in late January?

Are we great yet? ‘Cause I just feel embarrassed

Sign of the day…

Just let this sink in-

Last time I checked, laws aren’t written by tweet and federal funding is controlled by congress. They really need to step up and push back.

Glad you’re here!

They most certainly know that are good boys and good girls ❤️

Apparently, Grok is the only reliable thing Elon Musk has paid people far smarter than him to create.