garden salsa sun chips save me
11.02.2026 00:08 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0@fixst.bsky.social
He/They || ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ || 25 || chronic shit poster, frequent hater, full time idea guy, part time reply guy
garden salsa sun chips save me
11.02.2026 00:08 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0why is every job posting either "you will make 3 cents a day ๐ซถ" or "do you want to tell poor people they should die everyday", surely there's a middle ground
10.02.2026 14:57 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0i love opening this app every couple days and seeing a thousand posts from oomf sharing their endless wisdom and wordsmithery with the world, it's truly delightful
05.02.2026 16:21 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0can't believe i'm almost 4 years into my internship, not even grey's anatomy had pacing this bad
03.02.2026 23:15 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0i've waited long enough, it's time for yaoi on ice 2: this time it's hockey
28.01.2026 23:10 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0hot girls accidentally turn their feelings off and think everything is fine until two and a half months later when they turn back on and suddenly it's every feeling about things you thought you were over all at once ๐คฉ
28.01.2026 18:23 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0i have such a strong urge to start a new writing project but unfortunately that would require me to actually write so i fear i will instead continue to anguish about this
28.01.2026 03:42 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0idk i think this one might be too controversial
27.01.2026 23:45 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0taking your heart (and/or your credit card information)
27.01.2026 21:36 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0new multicrew show incoming ๐โโ๏ธ๐โโ๏ธ๐โโ๏ธ
27.01.2026 01:29 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0if i had a nickel for every time i got summoned for jury duty the week i was supposed to go out of town, i'd have two nickels, which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice
22.01.2026 17:41 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0omg red is such a good color on you
22.01.2026 15:56 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0the prospect of playing in 2 new campaigns soon is doing wonders for my mental health. unfortunately that means i cannot stop making new characters and will be incapable of choosing just one
21.01.2026 03:07 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0so true dxva (diva but nonbinary)
20.01.2026 22:30 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0the future liberals want
18.01.2026 01:42 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0and just like that, big died
13.01.2026 23:57 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0he's the samantha of the group, obviously
13.01.2026 23:53 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0diva i don't have $900 D:
13.01.2026 23:23 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0does this come with pay and/or a little pin
13.01.2026 22:37 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0๐โโ๏ธ
13.01.2026 22:21 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0local bakery is heated rivalry posting on the corporate account, we used to pray for times like these
12.01.2026 17:28 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0i'm always saying this
12.01.2026 16:21 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0we ran into so many account errors individually and then my server hosting account broke so i had to send like 10 emails to their support center ๐ we're fine now though ๐
12.01.2026 15:12 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0trying to set up a minecraft server with my friends and we're experiencing issues and errors hitherto unseen
12.01.2026 00:27 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0we might be living through the horrors but at least i made a really good roast chicken
10.01.2026 00:26 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0the horrors persist but so do i or whatever
09.01.2026 15:34 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0many are saying this!!!
08.01.2026 15:41 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0literally me right now trying to move across the country
08.01.2026 04:08 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0crying at work is the new hot chic thing, everyone is doing it ๐
07.01.2026 20:47 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0i love love LOVE when people tell me the project i've been leading for the last few months is a bad idea and won't go well because they don't realize i'm in charge of it and then proceed to not offer any helpful feedback ๐คฉ๐คฉ๐คฉ๐คฉ๐คฉ๐คฉ
07.01.2026 20:28 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0