brae, appropriately seasonal

garden salsa sun chips save me

why is every job posting either "you will make 3 cents a day 🫶" or "do you want to tell poor people they should die everyday", surely there's a middle ground

i love opening this app every couple days and seeing a thousand posts from oomf sharing their endless wisdom and wordsmithery with the world, it's truly delightful

can't believe i'm almost 4 years into my internship, not even grey's anatomy had pacing this bad

i've waited long enough, it's time for yaoi on ice 2: this time it's hockey

hot girls accidentally turn their feelings off and think everything is fine until two and a half months later when they turn back on and suddenly it's every feeling about things you thought you were over all at once 🤩

i have such a strong urge to start a new writing project but unfortunately that would require me to actually write so i fear i will instead continue to anguish about this

idk i think this one might be too controversial

taking your heart (and/or your credit card information)

new multicrew show incoming 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

if i had a nickel for every time i got summoned for jury duty the week i was supposed to go out of town, i'd have two nickels, which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice

omg red is such a good color on you

the prospect of playing in 2 new campaigns soon is doing wonders for my mental health. unfortunately that means i cannot stop making new characters and will be incapable of choosing just one

so true dxva (diva but nonbinary)

the future liberals want

and just like that, big died

he's the samantha of the group, obviously

diva i don't have $900 D:

does this come with pay and/or a little pin

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local bakery is heated rivalry posting on the corporate account, we used to pray for times like these

i'm always saying this

we ran into so many account errors individually and then my server hosting account broke so i had to send like 10 emails to their support center 💀 we're fine now though 😌

trying to set up a minecraft server with my friends and we're experiencing issues and errors hitherto unseen

we might be living through the horrors but at least i made a really good roast chicken

the horrors persist but so do i or whatever

many are saying this!!!

literally me right now trying to move across the country

crying at work is the new hot chic thing, everyone is doing it 😌

i love love LOVE when people tell me the project i've been leading for the last few months is a bad idea and won't go well because they don't realize i'm in charge of it and then proceed to not offer any helpful feedback 🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩