brae, appropriately seasonal

you won my 30u30 uwu

perks of always being on that damn phone: you get to submit the first merch order for one of your favorite podcasts (@thisguysucked.com)

sophie turner really gave a generational performance in do revenge and it saddens me that so many of you aren't willing to acknowledge it

me when i lie

still only 3.5 out of 5 commemorative pride hockey pucks

and you know what, my gay hockey book DID make me tear up at the end. i love love, sue me!!!

"we're rugged country folk" my brother in christ you grew up 10 minutes away from a costco

getting kobayashi maru-ed by this thanksgiving seating situation

that's a lot of big words for elmo, i hope he's okay

the lion does not concern himself with "hp"

i recently saw a recipe for sourdough rolls where someone substituted yogurt for sourdough starter and was pissed it went wrong

a story in two parts

replaying clair obscur and persona 3 reload because i enjoy pain and heartbreak apparently

omg spoilers

silver spring by fleetwood mac is always having a moment

she was chopped and cooked yesterday so she could be served and ate 💅

diva it is monday morning we simply cannot be doing this already 😭

don't know why i'm so shocked my dad vetoed the dry brine after i made the perfect roast chicken, this is textbook straight man behavior. they love being shown facts and evidence as to why this good thing is good only to say "no actually i like the bad way more". it's their favorite thing!

objectively the best chicken of my life. i used salt, black pepper, garlic powder, onion powder, smoked paprika, and msg. juicy, flavorful, 10/10 will be making again

why am i always so tired

the fruits of my dry brine labor

at the grocery store for the 4th time in a week and every time i'm more convinced it's everyone's first day on earth

god gives her longest distance friends to her strongest soldiers

wow serving face in the second shower, so divalicious

this simply cannot be the same brain that dmed two campaigns while being a full time student and working two jobs

not to angst post on main but it's been years since i've been on a date and at this point i might have to pay a second etsy witch for a love spell just so i can have a talking stage, maybe a single chaste kiss if i'm really lucky

my chicken is brining, my hair is curling, today is going to be a good day 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

learning big guy pants okay is from an ice spice song and isn't just some random text shitpost has been a world shattering revelation

you never cease to amaze me