Tom Healey

“What’s the charge? Eating a seal?”

wtaf are you talking about

Around this time of year, brits will wear ‘poppies’ out of deep respect for the international heroin trade

are they soft-launching female space marines

Screen cap of parodic version of William Blake's "The Tyger" that begins: Tyger! Tyger! Burning bright (Not sure if I spelled that right) What immortal hand or eye Could fashion such a stripy guy? What the hammer that hath hewn it Into such a chonky unit? Did who made the lamb make thee, Or an external franchisee?

In honor of National Poetry Day, the greatest parody rewrite of all time:

Gary is back for one week only because:

We need new album art for our CRPG podcast Real Lich Hours. Next season we're tackling Planescape: Torment!

lgtbq+bipoc encouraged to submit, it's a paid gig.

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Elvis is the rare celebrity of yesteryear that if anything would fit in even more today because he was super into self defense and being high on drugs and talking to a crooked President and dating a teenager, he’d 100000% have a crypto thing going on

It is fucked up what they did to the headphone jack

"LIBERALISM IS WHATEVER MY FRIENDS LIKE TO TALK ABOUT AT DINNER AND ILLIBERALISM IS WHATEVER SCARES ME, I AM A PUBLIC INTELLECTUAL, BUY MY BOOK ABOUT STARS WARS"

They should make an international franchise out of Murder She Wrote called Murder She Translated, where Jessica Fletcher's various translators in different countries also happen to solve crimes in their spare time

Warhammer paint or Makeup palette? Can you tell which colors are official Warhammer paint names, and which are eye shadows from my girlfriend's makeup bag?

Today I made an important contribution to humanity: uquiz.com/gaDdV2

Douglas, a grey Maine Coon, happily lying under a Blåhaj IKEA shark.

Cat being ravaged by a shark.

Blas Gallego is a freak

folk horror be like "here's some twigs arranged in a different than usual way"

One of the all time great dragons

"If you die in the game, you die in real life" is actually true for an awful lot of things, like snooker and backgammon

I was CLOSE! (she has a curly fringe instead)

Hey dude can you pass me that video of the tall birds simultaneously getting knocked over by a wave thanks

Brilliant

Fear the Old Blood 🩸🧠👁️

We cannot stigmatise AI music hard enough

Love it mate

Hell yeah!

If only there was a meme based on a strip from the web comic Gunshow that could express this feeling.

The whole neighbourhood smells like smoke from the moor fires. Which is probably fine.

Kingsmill to buy Hovis in move that would create UK's biggest bread producer Warburtons is the current market leader and the deal needs approval from the competition watchdog.

As an English man im not keen on the idea of a Bread Giant.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Just make it exist first. You can make it worse with each new pass while getting increasingly frustrated later.

What’s craaaazy to me is that a Minnesota state rep was ASSASSINATED and nothing even remotely close to this happened there

various images of crows with text that reads: “this is a crow appreciation post. crows are beautiful, intelligent, sassy, amazing. look at them!! a group of crows is a "murder" how badass does that sound? very. i just love crows.”