Hera-nui-te-Pō 👑

Might get it for Charlotte tbh

THEY'RE BACK.

Timeline Cleanse

#タイムライン浄化剤投与

"break stuff" by limp bizkit (1999)

If you got sunburnt this summer after I've spent LITERAL YEARS yelling at youse about sunscreen and being sun smart then at this point you deserve the skin cancer.

Gonna be in nga rohe o Ngāi Tūhoe me Ngāti Awa for 3-4 days at the end of this week and this is how the weather is looking which I am taking as the most auspicious tohu.

The Free Speech Union commissioned a "security" report on us, so we tested their security. Turns out - it sucks.

We've now published the names of everyone who has donated to a FSU fundraiser, along with how much they gave and to which campaign.

www.transbashback.com/fsu.html

xoxo BASH BACK

decades of "lol the french are cheese-eating surrender monkeys" seems funnier in a different way when you realise the french public will burn down the government if it even looks at them wrong while the american people are the most house-broken nation in existence

She knows nothing about international politics 🥰🥰🥰

At that point I'd dice it up fine and chuck it in the freezer. Ham bits for your future cooking needs!

Setting my alarm for tomorrow morning full of resentment at past me for not taking more leave.

This person went on a buying spree over the past 24 hours. Fresh wallet. Only existed since Dec 27th and has only bet on Venezuela-related markets.

polymarket.com/@0x31a56e9E6...

Man FUCK America.

Ahhh that's SO fucking choice e hoa. I'm so pleased to read this! And with Whaea Marama to learn alongside?! Amazing! 💕

Waiting for it to piss down so our tanks can get full before the inevitable drought.

I love the Kuwi the Kiwi books!

Very! Lucky for us the advent calendar has managed to let her microdose present opening and keep the excitement in check. 😂

142CM BRO.

Ā black and white cat sits next to a 9yo girl lying in bed. The girl wears purple pyjamas and the bedding is green tropical foliage. The girl is smiling and the cat has nothing going on in that head at all.

Mōrena e te whānau I keep forgetting this place exists. I have a 9yo now and I got a new job for Xmas hope youse are all good!

Different strokes for different folks but you cannot make me care about a movie that looks like a 3 hour PS5 game cutscene

Boughs of Anthony Joshua holly about to deck the Jake Paul halls

It's a beautiful morning to listen to A Praise Chorus on repeat.

If you win that much money just build new - somewhere less impacted by climate change and dam breaks. 😂

You should check regional council's hazard map - specifically "karapiro dam break" to see if that house ends up underwater....

George, in his final years, loved ham. Shaved, Christmas, champagne. Whatever kind of ham you could find he would devour. Bless him.

Wait have you linked this to us yet?

lmaoooooooooooooooooooooooo good. let them live in fear.

I'm gonna cry I'm so excited. 🥰

I've already blocked out time in my work calendar to buy my ticket when presale opens tomorrow lol

thrice on Instagram: "Thrice's new album Horizons/West is out now and they're stopping by Australia & New Zealand in 2026! 🔥 Fan Presale Access: Oct 17,…" Thrice's new album Horizons/West is out now and they're stopping by Australia & New Zealand in 2026! 🔥 Fan Presale Access: Oct 17, 12pm [AEDT] Register Now!

THRICE ARE COMING I CAN FINALLY SEE THEM www.instagram.com/p/DP2amEajX1...