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@astonish.bsky.social

Drew: 34. Writer. Editor @ RABBLE REVIEW. Videogame Enjoyer. Dork. Queer. Twitch Streamer. Hottie. Black. he/him

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All the time. Even more than romantic crushes. I always feel awkward about it because a lot of adults already have their friends so I feel weird trying to spark a friendship.

I did turn one of those crushes into an actual friendship though. πŸ™‚

18.02.2026 20:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Good morning evil gay people in my phone.

18.02.2026 17:22 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Rev. Jesse Jackson's "I *am* somebody..." remains one of the all-time great pieces of 20th century rhetoric / agitprop

And he could deliver it at a Black separatist meeting, the Democratic National Convention, or on god-blessed Sesame Street (see below πŸ₯Ή)

RIP to the Voice of the Voiceless

17.02.2026 11:29 β€” πŸ‘ 4317    πŸ” 1768    πŸ’¬ 37    πŸ“Œ 108

Same, I was just browsing 4K Blu-ray and I saw it, and it was on promo so I had to pick it up. Lol

16.02.2026 19:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

can't remember the lock for my carry on suitcase. it's not locked, I just can't use the lock that's built into it...but I would like to...I hate when I don't write down passwords. Ugh! Fuck you, me in 2021!

16.02.2026 01:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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My 4K collection has grown today.

15.02.2026 23:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It's 1:15am and I'm reinstalling Titanfall 2 instead of jerking off, please clap.

15.02.2026 09:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Had a great Livestream with the @rabblereview.bsky.social team! I'll be uploading clips to the socials but this one with @angleneri.bsky.social made me laugh lol.

You can watch the entire show now on our YouTube channel: www.youtube.com/watch?v=FvjN...

10.11.2025 06:09 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Happy Valentine’s Day! :^)

15.02.2026 04:54 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Imaginary Lover
by Cs Crowe


Today, you are a comic book character;
Tomorrow, you are a Sophie Thatcher lookalike.
You dissolve in the chrysalis of my brain.

Your touch, emollient, I am softer for it.
This is not a synonym for "better," Or even for "alive." Mushrooms are soft.

They might not even be alive, just mycelia In a transient state of life, transpontine, Across a rotting log sleeping in the park.

Because there were no benches, we sat Hand in hand, and pretended it didn't Stain the bottom of our pants. That would

Require us to acknowledge them.
The pants, I mean. The thin layer of fabric Keeps us from living with the wolves,

With each other, something more and less Than a human, something feral and alive:
Fulgurite that was once sand or a tree.

This is how silicon is made. This is how we Teach a rock to pretend to think and breathe.
How could we ever define our own sapience?

Imaginary Lover by Cs Crowe Today, you are a comic book character; Tomorrow, you are a Sophie Thatcher lookalike. You dissolve in the chrysalis of my brain. Your touch, emollient, I am softer for it. This is not a synonym for "better," Or even for "alive." Mushrooms are soft. They might not even be alive, just mycelia In a transient state of life, transpontine, Across a rotting log sleeping in the park. Because there were no benches, we sat Hand in hand, and pretended it didn't Stain the bottom of our pants. That would Require us to acknowledge them. The pants, I mean. The thin layer of fabric Keeps us from living with the wolves, With each other, something more and less Than a human, something feral and alive: Fulgurite that was once sand or a tree. This is how silicon is made. This is how we Teach a rock to pretend to think and breathe. How could we ever define our own sapience?

Pouring out and in

by Strider Marcus Jones

i must have broken every scripture 
thinking about the sculpture
of your face your blossom face. 
modelled in skin 
with bones hid in 
expressions 
and confessions-
understanding them 
i feel again 
impressions of your senses 
aroused when sensual steam condenses 
on quivering quill and quim 
pouring out and in. 
smoking in the dark-
still floating, on the pillows, you used to arch
giving up to me 
quaffing thirstily-
then, i stand glowing 
with sweat like a god 
from the peat bog 
lovelust growing 
mo anam chara 
mo ghra.

Pouring out and in by Strider Marcus Jones i must have broken every scripture thinking about the sculpture of your face your blossom face. modelled in skin with bones hid in expressions and confessions- understanding them i feel again impressions of your senses aroused when sensual steam condenses on quivering quill and quim pouring out and in. smoking in the dark- still floating, on the pillows, you used to arch giving up to me quaffing thirstily- then, i stand glowing with sweat like a god from the peat bog lovelust growing mo anam chara mo ghra.

It’s Valentine’s Day πŸ’– so here r some selected poems we’ve published at @rabblereview.bsky.social

15.02.2026 01:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Wingstop and my Shrek 2 4k Blu-ray, why yes I'm living deliciously tonight. Happy Valentine's Eve to me, specifically.

14.02.2026 03:28 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Kinda want to replay Cyberpunk but only the Phantom Liberty stuff.

One of the rare games where a 5/5 game is stuck inside a 3/5 game. Lol

13.02.2026 17:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm hoping that whatever pain we feel from the inevitable AI collapse won't spoil the satisfaction of seeing these fucking idiots fail.

It never works out that way but AI is so uniquely loud and visible that I'm hoping we get to have a bit of fun with it.

11.02.2026 23:34 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Bad Bunny at 31 vs Charlie Kirk at 31

09.02.2026 07:10 β€” πŸ‘ 2101    πŸ” 438    πŸ’¬ 37    πŸ“Œ 12

Also remembered that I have a Chick fil A gift card that a student gave me for Christmas. But I don't know where it is.

09.02.2026 06:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I have a $15 Jersey Mike's gift card that I haven't redeemed. I received it in May as part of Teacher Appreciation week. Idk. Just thought that you should know.

09.02.2026 06:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

And the thing is, the idiots who fell for it only did because they're stupid bigots. How could a guy who was photographed with the biggest pedo be trusted to be the guy to release the files on him?

"Surely this guy only ever had consensual sex with adult women while hanging out with Captain Pedo."

06.02.2026 21:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Like, it's not even a conspiracy. Your racism and transphobia was engineered by a bunch of rich pedophiles who were doing unspeakable things to children in their clubhouse.

Everyone get more radical now! Everyone become more communist, right now!

06.02.2026 21:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Pretty much everything from aggressive capitalism, to backlash to wholeness and social justice was orchestrated by a bunch of rich pedophiles.

A lot of people just believed all that shit and regurgitated it endlessly, launching harassment campaigns, and so on.

06.02.2026 21:53 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I think it's time to acknowledge that the new custodian at my site is very hot.

06.02.2026 16:25 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Chicken quesadilla BOGO deal at Del Taco tn.

04.02.2026 01:21 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I will post the very gay smut I've been writing on to the internet very soon. It's episodic and I've been writing it weekly for one friend. Lmao. I might do a weekly drop or something. Idk. πŸ˜‚

02.02.2026 08:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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My politics

31.01.2026 20:09 β€” πŸ‘ 7098    πŸ” 1647    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 32
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Got to see my friend Vero Muerte perform her music tonight and even got to buy some merch! :)

01.02.2026 10:06 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

From: Jeffrey Epstein [mailto:jeevacation@gmail.co
Sent: Friday, May 17, 2013 12:02 PM
To: Elon Musk
Subject:
congragulations

From: Jeffrey Epstein [mailto:jeevacation@gmail.co Sent: Friday, May 17, 2013 12:02 PM To: Elon Musk Subject: congragulations

congragulations

31.01.2026 03:13 β€” πŸ‘ 7729    πŸ” 1233    πŸ’¬ 114    πŸ“Œ 228

X is hiring a β€œgreat lothario” at $40 an hour to teach Grok β€œthe pleasures of the flesh”

30.01.2026 20:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1435    πŸ” 136    πŸ’¬ 26    πŸ“Œ 9

Might need to lock down the RABBLE REVIEW one too just in case. Lol

30.01.2026 03:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

No idea what Upscrolled is but I just went ahead and made an account to claim the username. Lol

30.01.2026 02:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I will watch the Melania movie if there is a full kiss on the lips between her and Trump. No CGI, no Ai, a real kiss on the lips.

And I will give it four stars on Letterboxd.

29.01.2026 18:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I don't understand the rationale behind the Melania movie. Surely execs have to know that no one is rushing to the theater to see a movie about a boring first lady who we rarely see.

People don't rush to the theater for docs on people they like, what level of disconnect do these people have?

29.01.2026 18:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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