Cheezebeard, the Lunchroom Pirate

Black Sabbath Tribute: Snowblind

Blind eyes still can see;
Icicled brain, snowflake trees.
I'm where I should be.

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Black Sabbath Tribute: Sweet Leaf

Empty life, tired soul.
Opened my mind with one pull.
Now my life feels full.

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Alarmingly Fruitless "Politically correct" is getting us wrecked and the past has too much to select. Plans are too many, the propaganda zany, the passage of time fills my brain. I chose the game, but lost all the same. When tastes and smells don't ring any bells it's time to stop and look at ourselves I threw my pride off to the side, but the world did not divide. And now the politics are full of lunatics and the laws no longer stick. I chose the game, but lost all the same.

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#photography by me

A Rose for My Rose

Just to show that I am thinking of you today and every day.
To let you know that I care about you in each and every way.
Happiness for you is for what each night I pray,
And perhaps a chance to tell you those things so hard to say.

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To Be or Not To Be

Are we #sentient?
Can we be sure that we are
truly self-aware?

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E. Coli

I eat hamburgers;
Extremely rare most often,
But they make me sick.

Flatulence

Break out the gas masks.
I think that we all shall die.
My God, what a stench.

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Let Them Die Let them come, Let them know, If they come, They’re gonna go. Let them cry, Let them yell, If they cry, They go to Hell. Let you come, Let you cry, If you come, You’re gonna die. Let you cry, You do it well, Now you find, That you’re in Hell.

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Happy #Anniversary

All you need
to become beautiful
Is to simply
be yourself
and
Be seen through
my eyes.

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Sorry for the lack of #activity. #Life has been throwing #lemons faster than can I can make #lemonade.
#Normalcy will return shortly.

Fall

Falling,
My life dies.
The bell tolls
To change the end.
Then I get out there:
We do it well in the hall.

TOP

This mat held cheese
Most charms you closed
My scent falls light

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Affectionately I want to be your Poophead And you can be my Stain. I’ll call you Pleasure And you call me Pain. There’s a wife for every man, they say. Now I ain’t sure that’s true. But you’re my little tissue, And I’m your pile of poo. I’ll be with you forever, It’s a truth that’s very plain. ‘Cause I’m your little Poophead And you’re my precious Stain.

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#photography by me

A park bench on a concrete slab surrounded by trees. Spanish moss hangs from the trees. Tall grasses surround a pond in the background. Words superimposed on the concrete. They read: Bus Stop “No loitering” reads the sign at the bus station. “Bus patrons only.”

Cute bus stop near my work. #photo by me.
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Angel in Death

I was here, but then I died.
I just gave up; I never tried.
I said I loved you, but I lied:
I just committed suicide.

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Haiku Fu Poem #2 (because the first was lost to the sages of time)

The Dwarf was red
I was dead
Hong Kong Throng
with Wimpy Thugs
Attacks my Bug
Run. Run.
Or else I’m done.

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Greetings

Have a nice day
Is just something to say.
But when I’m saying it to you,
I’m wishing it true.
Now I must go,
But there’s something you should know;
No matter what we say or do,
I will always love you.

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Roswell

I see a space ship
Sailing through the pale blue sky.
And then it crashes.

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Mounting Vesuvius

My loins erupt in flames:
a volcano of desire.
I wish for no more games.
Please help me douse this fire.

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Pretty

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Pizza Before Bedtime When I woke up this morning at 3 pm, the moon was shining with the force of a million cans of tuna. I quietly blew my trumpet to ensure that the camel behind me knew I was making a left turn into the right-hand aisle at the grocery store. The bananas were fresh so I poured the bag into the grinder and set it for "espresso" before looking around the parking lot for the car I came in. But apparently it had become pregnant and now looked more like a minivan. So I walked home on the 4:00 bus and got dropped off in my living room where my bed was still propped against the wall waiting to be made. I placed the oranges I had purchased from some guy named Jesus in my freezer because all the lemons had dried up and only made powdered milk when I squeezed them. The meat was still warm, so I fired up the air conditioner and sliced a bagel to put in it for breakfast with a splash of Tobasco because mustard would have clashed with the colour of the plate. The book I was reading fell off the nightstand and landed butter side up which almost never happens, but in this case meant that it fell jelly side down. Fortunately my socks jumped in the way so I don't have to mop the walls, but I still have to throw the book in the sink to soak so my socks can take a bath. The DVD player spat out the record I was listening to and the lights started making a loud beeping noise. My cat, staring me square in the noodle soup, filled my mind with the message "time to wake up and go to work."

I posted a #roughdraft of this #story earlier, but took it down because i didn't like it. I've edited it a bit and hope people like the new version. I also fixed the background image so it would be easier to read. #Writing #fiction can sometimes be a pain in the backside for us #writers.
Enjoy.

#Update to Recent Avctivity

Sometimes Life gives you more than you feel you can handle,
but somehow you always pull through.
It feels as though someone has lit both ends of your candle,
and you're waiting for Life to drop the other shoe.

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Life Goals

One haiku per day
is the goal I set myself
in hopes I succeed.

Why?

Why am I writing
these stupid little haikus?
To kill time, mostly.

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#photography by me

Cheezebeard says:

Moo Shoe Pork
m&m's in my lobster
oops I swallowed my fork
Capone was a mobster

simple poem writ
rhyming that sucks
find the words to fit
you big, dumb fuchsia

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Culinary Arts

Benihana chef
Combines Martial Arts and Food
Practices Cook-fu

Stooge

I made myself tea.
I forgot it on my desk.
For I am a stooge.

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Neighborhood Hell

Life is wonderful
Life is good.
But life is Hell
In this neighborhood.

It really sucks.
It really bites.
Between the drunks
And all the fights.

I think I’ll go
And move away,
And not come back
‘Til my last day.

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Cogito Ergot Sum (I think therefore I hallucinate.)

And Goblins
will Nibble
My Nethers
‘Til Morning Moon Rise
And milk
From moose
Runs out my nose
and down onto my thighs
The chicken nuggets
From Lunch today
were bad I say
As slowly melt my eyes

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Waking up seemed harder. No fan, no radio. No coffee pot.
There was no sound of traffic.
Looking out the window revealed a field of giant mushrooms on the horizon.
"Alone" took on a whole new meaning.

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I present to you my #haikufeels #prompt #smile submission:

Us

Dreams and thoughts of us
together for years to come -
my mind welcomes them.

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