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Jan Karlsson

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Watty Award winner 2021, 6x shortlisted. Ambys Award winner 2024 & 2x 2023. 4x ONC Award shortlisted. Writer (πŸ€”).

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Brownie:
Reluctantly
Our
Willpower
Neglects
Impulse
Eating.

#tHartigan
#vss365 #brownie

07.08.2025 21:50 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The shoemaker used nothing but the finest leather.

Each night he set out cookies and milk.

"Brownies for the #brownies," he'd smile.

He lit a candle. Left the door ajar.

And waited for the elves, #barefoot and #cute.

And then.

He used nothing but the finest leather.

#vss365 #InkMine #whistpr

07.08.2025 21:47 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"I traversed the Wastes and the Forbidden Lands to bring you this: the real #brownie recipe!"

"How can I know it's authentic?"

"What? I give you my word! It's the real deal! From the 20th Century!"

#VSS365

07.08.2025 21:41 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I would rather
Read shitty poetry
Typed
By a
Human
Than anything
A computer
Can
Generate.

I would rather
Write
About brownies
Or God,
Literally Anything.

I would rather
Anything else,
Than
Letting the artificial
Rob me
Of my
Intelligence.

β€”SH Grey Aug.7.2025
#vss365 #prompt #brownie #poetry

07.08.2025 21:40 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Is it just me
or do these #brownies
taste a little funny?

This topping
of white powder
sure ain't sugar or flour

No point in asking
cause the chef is tripping
and the room is spinning

Is this a cause and effect
ingestion mood altering situation?

#poetry #poem #vss365

07.08.2025 21:39 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

With how frequent I'd go out to eat
at many greasy dives
quite surprised I'm still alive

the sweetness of a brownie
pizza at the door
ubiquitous my appetite
always room for more
good thing I changed my ways
or by today
I wouldn't fit through a door
#whistpr #vssdaily
#inkmine #vss365
#2wordprompt

07.08.2025 21:38 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Child cries for lost grace
A oven warm brownie
Sweetens the fail
#vss365 #brownie #haiku #poetrycommunity

07.08.2025 21:36 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

a blondie or a cookie bar,
names of lesser
delectable treats,
bereft of cocoa's luxuryβ€”
comparison'd be a feat.
the decadent #brownie
is upon one I often sleep
until it appears on a tray
amongst degenerate sweets.
how its chocolate makes
my tastebuds sing and
oh the nutsβ€”
the way I weep.

#vss365

07.08.2025 21:21 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

if you feel downie
and you’re wearing a frownie
might need a brownie

#vss365 #prompt #brownie
#haiku

07.08.2025 21:02 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I woke up to a tiny elfin man sitting on my counter. β€œHey, bro,” he said. β€œWe gotta talk.”

β€œOh, are you the helpful little #brownie that cleans my house at night?”

β€œYeah, I am, and I just gotta know. Would it fuckin' kill you to rinse off a plate every now and then?”

#vss365 #amwriting

07.08.2025 20:59 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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#vss365 #brownie

07.08.2025 20:57 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He thought fondly of when he watched his grandmother stir her secret ingredient into the bowl. She passed away before divulging what it was. Batch after batch, he tried different spices with no luck. On his last try, he bit into the #brownie and found perfection. This time, he added love.
#vss365

07.08.2025 20:57 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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#vss365 #prompt #brownie #writingcommunity #writesky #youngadultfiction #queerwriters #romanceauthors #excerpt #wlw

07.08.2025 20:41 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œWell, this is my first alien contact,” says Sonia, trying to lighten the moment. "Should I contact NASA?”

I say to Josher in Arandan. β€œThis is my sister, your aunt. Greet her in the Earthian language I taught you.”

β€œHallo, Xonia.”

She offers him a #brownie.

β€œHello."

#vss365

07.08.2025 20:33 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Full moon picture

Full moon picture

Stella won the village baking competition again for the fifteenth year in a row. When asked what the secret she baked into her #brownies was, she replied there was no secret. She baked using her grandma's recipe and thought of her memory as she folded the ingredients. Works every time.
#vss365

07.08.2025 20:24 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Filming on Society Dogs had just finished when word spread that #Brownie had died.

There were whispersβ€”about age, exhaustion, and the pep tonics found in the trainer’s bag.

Officially, it was natural causes. Quiet, convenient, and on-brand. #Brownie was a professional, right to the end.

#vss365

07.08.2025 20:09 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

#writing #WIP #WritingCommunity #AmWriting #WriteSky #WIPSnips

07.08.2025 22:04 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hearst & his minions controlled the liquor at his parties, & he especially tried to control her consumption. It was their most frequent game. The more he limited her habit, the more hiding places she secured, the more she drank, & the more she flaunted her ability to outmaneuver him. #WIPSnips

07.08.2025 20:52 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I frequently have to find synonyms these days, to which I choose often this time
#WIPSnips #WritingCommunity #BookSky #WriteSky

07.08.2025 21:01 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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#WIPSnips #WritingCommunity #WritingPrompts #WriteSky #frequent #romantasy #excerpt #romance #fantasy

07.08.2025 20:39 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The #WIPSnips word for August 7th is "frequent"

#WritingCommunity #WritingPrompts #WriteSky

From my novel, Jack.

In this scene, Victoria and Mary Ellen are East End sex workers in Victorian London. The topic of conversation around the laundry tubs they're working at is, naturally, The Ripper.

07.08.2025 20:37 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

#WipSnips August 7
Del gets a lecture from Bilan. (This may be the single largest bit of uninterrupted dialog in the book. :)

07.08.2025 20:17 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Not a special brownie
but a cigar sized joint
all in good fun right?
that was the point

Never tried it before
but sure I was game
they all fought for snacks
I swore-never again

I was a lump on a log
eyes wide & bright
not a sound out of me
gave them all quite a fright.
#vss365

07.08.2025 19:55 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"Is that the last #brownie?"
I chew, rich fudge coating my tongue. "Sorry. Did you want it?"
My wife tears through the pantry. "You know the #rules. Leave a bite forβ€”"
"The ghost? Uh-huh. Put her on a diet."
An icy hand pinches my love handles, hissing. "Or I could make a meal out of you." #vss365

07.08.2025 19:42 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Rain streams, grey skies rumble. I tuck my feet up, pull the blanket tight, take a bite of brownie I'd baked earlier. From that recipe you'd passed down. Hand written, covered in stains, years of memories. I close my eyes. Listen for your voice. Low thunder growls. #vss365

07.08.2025 19:42 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

#brownie of a sky . . .
dense, sweet,
crumbling at the edges

his voice
still stuck in my teeth
from something he said
while reaching

I chew it again
as dusk melts
into the cooling tin

#vss365 #poem

07.08.2025 19:34 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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My nickname was Browny
I never found out why
I’d love to called something cool
like Rocky, the Dude or Sky
Now I’m stuck with this name
get called it every day
If you hear somebody shout β€œBrowny”
I’m probably on my way
#vss365 #Brownie

07.08.2025 19:27 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
He stopped, the cold air suddenly burning his lungs. He couldn't follow her at that speed.Β 
Where was she going? The way she took so far took her in the direction of a residential area. Egon drew in a sharp breath. This part of the city was known for having big migrant communities. And Gingerbeard's latest victim didn't look like a local of many generations.Β 
It was a long shot, but he had to try.Β 
He kicked off the floor and got his bike rolling again. Riding at a much more sustainable pace, he reached the part of the city he was less acquainted with. The apartment buildings raised into the sky, every sound echoing off their tall, slick walls. He didn't dare go off the wider streets yet, slowing down at each one of the frequent intersections in the hope to spot something.

He stopped, the cold air suddenly burning his lungs. He couldn't follow her at that speed.Β  Where was she going? The way she took so far took her in the direction of a residential area. Egon drew in a sharp breath. This part of the city was known for having big migrant communities. And Gingerbeard's latest victim didn't look like a local of many generations.Β  It was a long shot, but he had to try.Β  He kicked off the floor and got his bike rolling again. Riding at a much more sustainable pace, he reached the part of the city he was less acquainted with. The apartment buildings raised into the sky, every sound echoing off their tall, slick walls. He didn't dare go off the wider streets yet, slowing down at each one of the frequent intersections in the hope to spot something.

Is it possible to follow a car on a bike in a city?
#WIPSnips #WriteSky #writer

07.08.2025 20:02 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"So, that's why you #frequent the 7-11," Cosmo teased. "For the 'slurpees'." He giggled after he gestured the quotation marks with his fingers.
"I was getting a drink!" Jin responded.
"Uh-huh." Cosmo winked.
"Me going to the male strip club means nothing! I was hiding!"
"Sure you were!" #WIPSnips

07.08.2025 19:50 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
#WIP Snips (a bluesky writing community tag). August 7 (word is) frequent. Remaining text: Share a line from your work in progress with the daily word for inspiration! Use #WIPSnips. Don't forget Alt Text for graphics. Synonyms, variations, and vibes are fine. Support others on the #WIPSnips tag! (Hosted by rosie-j-potter.bsky.social)

#WIP Snips (a bluesky writing community tag). August 7 (word is) frequent. Remaining text: Share a line from your work in progress with the daily word for inspiration! Use #WIPSnips. Don't forget Alt Text for graphics. Synonyms, variations, and vibes are fine. Support others on the #WIPSnips tag! (Hosted by rosie-j-potter.bsky.social)

Text over faded image: β€œWhat is your name?” Speaking was forbidden, and the Guard observed the rule scrupulously. Thith’s wedged beard grazed the boy’s cheek. β€œYour concentration is commendable, but there are moments in the course of duty when wisdom bends close to the ear and says,” Thith leaned closer and whispered, β€œopen your idiotic mouth, you toddling toy, and tell the Governor who was hiding behind the Kellman’s door or else you will find yourself guarding the privy frequented by stablers and hog butchers.” 
 Hearth Saga/Book 2/Fall 25

Text over faded image: β€œWhat is your name?” Speaking was forbidden, and the Guard observed the rule scrupulously. Thith’s wedged beard grazed the boy’s cheek. β€œYour concentration is commendable, but there are moments in the course of duty when wisdom bends close to the ear and says,” Thith leaned closer and whispered, β€œopen your idiotic mouth, you toddling toy, and tell the Governor who was hiding behind the Kellman’s door or else you will find yourself guarding the privy frequented by stablers and hog butchers.” Hearth Saga/Book 2/Fall 25

8/7 Frequent, as in these posts are a lot of Thith. You might like Valo or Whinset or Raud more but Thith hides his heart behind a barage of words so he's less transparent & scads wordier. And he has bombastic potential so he's sort of fun

#WIPSnips
#writingcommunity
#booksky
#highfantasy

07.08.2025 19:37 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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