Gutenberg Panini Press

if I pick up a phone with buttons on it I automatically dial my childhood best friend’s number if I’m not paying attention

ITS MR DOUGLASS MONDAY LETS GOOOOOOOO

"achillean" always amuses me as a descriptor because does it mean books about gay men being gay or does it mean more like oh you shot me in the leg you shot me in the fucking leg you fuck why would you do that, that's my goddamn ankle, my one weak spot, now I'm going to die you asshole

size difference elf art is kind of like watching pro sports in the sense that you see this man on your screen and he looks so petite and so little but you know full well that little man is like 6’3” and jacked, he’s just standing next to a seven footer

do the rest of the room in that paper as well. wallpaper the toilet. the mirrors. The floor

bonus scene mock up!

spooktober has me in a mood so here's a horror game AU!! 👻
#svsss

if one more person asks me ~how I’m doing~ I’m gonna start crawling along the ceiling like in that movie. I’m fine. I’m literally fine

Y E S

God keep me from ever completing anything.

teeth you should skip nipple grafts they suck so bad and were the worst part of flattening. I’m shaking your hand in never wearing a shirt

I love my swamp,

let’s hear it then

we will live in the kylux hell forever my dude

THIS IS REALLY GOOD I READ IT IN A WEEKEND AND IGNORED MY FAMILY A++

birthday Bea!!!

ITS BIRTHDAY TIME FOR ME

You idiots. You god damned buffoons. Even if you still had a person compile a list of things in an archival collection and say where they’re physically located, you’d still have to put that in the computer for the AI. Which is nonsense because you have already written the finding aid.

oh yeah actually I bet AI probably can do an archivist’s job. The AI can physically sort and arrange documents as well as non-document objects and assess how to describe them. It’s also definitely able to determine mold/water/pest damage, and information type and copyright restriction!

Xue Yang, known gremlin craving sugary treats and Song Lan, the poor bastard who keeps getting the wrong drink.

from hell’s heart I stab at thee; for hate’s sake I spit my last breath at thee

weird way to publicly tell everyone your kid has clinical agoraphobia I guess

there is no job where they will not eventually find a way to kill you at work. Hello from the 12 hour academic library work day

LETS GET FUCKING SPOOPYYYYYYYYY

Any man may kill a snake, but only a Perseus, a St. George, a Coffin, have the heart in them to march boldly up to a whale.

Rogers Fund, 1926

Spectacles
https://botfrens.com/collections/223/contents/1381710

from the unmarred dead body of the whale, you may scrape off with your hand an infinitely thin, transparent substance, somewhat resembling the thinnest shreds of isinglass, only it is almost as flexible and soft as satin

im sorry but BIBFRAME and IFLA and jerking off about linked data are all so stupid.

a black and white digital painting of song lan, xiao xingchen, and xue yang from the untamed. song lan has black veins + scleras indicating that he's an undead puppet, and is holding his sword. Xiao xingchen is holding him close by the back of his head and holding his sword arm in the other hand. Xue yang curls his body around Xingchen’s, resting his head on the other man’s back and grasping his hips. the people and sword are rendered in a realistic style, but their hanfu, hair, and the dark leaf shapes framing them are more abstract. Xiao xingchen's bandaged eyes are represented by a light colored transparent shape, through which he is gazing lovingly at song lan, of course.

Back on my bullshit…

#yicity #songxuexiao #theuntamed