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A supporter of short summers and terrible sports teams. I am not responsible for anything I post. #dadstuff feed -> https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:zl3pdyh5yjmjtcgewsxewkdu/feed/aaab2hqrmufls

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Hardhome had the two "oh shit" moments that we all thought were going to define the rest of the series and then [wet fart noises]. It was the peak.

18.02.2026 05:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

So much insane stuff has happened in just 1 year.

We've collectively forgotten that rfkjr kept a diary where he chronicled all of his affairs; so many affairs and in such detail that when his wife found the diary she had a breakdown and took her own life.

17.02.2026 23:19 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He thinks it makes him look tough

17.02.2026 23:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Which one was Brodeur again?

17.02.2026 21:12 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The Canadian men's curling team should be disqualified for being a national embarrassment

15.02.2026 12:44 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

turns out that post? written by an ai bot

15.02.2026 11:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sort of gives away the lie that they're arresting hardened criminals who are drags on society when they're setting up traps to lure in Good Samaritans

15.02.2026 01:10 β€” πŸ‘ 13983    πŸ” 4646    πŸ’¬ 274    πŸ“Œ 115

hmmmm. maybe it's not the teammates

14.02.2026 22:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Our first date story is boring and not worth sharing but we do have a picture of the two of us together the night we first met, which is pretty cool.

14.02.2026 02:23 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I like celery. I can't stand raw tomatoes. 🀒

I've honestly wondered whether it's genetic. My mom and her brothers grew up on a farm and grew tomatoes and none of them can stand them.

13.02.2026 14:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

If Moderna is no longer bringing vaccine trials for Epstein-Barr virus (good evidence that EB causes Multiple Sclerosis), herpes, and shingles because of Trump appointees, I want prison time for those appointees.

This might be dooming millions to disease they don’t have to experience.

13.02.2026 01:04 β€” πŸ‘ 3811    πŸ” 1134    πŸ’¬ 49    πŸ“Œ 51

6 for me
Liver
Tomato
Sardines
Canned Tuna
Snail
Olives

13.02.2026 01:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

underwAIre

12.02.2026 23:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

There it is

11.02.2026 20:15 β€” πŸ‘ 21    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

it was, they switched away to show something else

11.02.2026 16:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

because I live in the US

11.02.2026 15:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

A lot to unpack here.

Is it legal to have an arm that long? (Is that an arm??)

Why does the goalie have two tennis rackets?

11.02.2026 15:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

lmao. NBC started showing the Finland - Slovakia game on TV then pulled the rug and switched it over to peacock. god these people are ghouls

11.02.2026 15:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

It's like the halo in F1. Sure the odds of getting hit in the head by a tire or other debris are low, and didn't happen all that often, but the halo has prevented serious injury or death at least 5 or 6 times since 2018.

11.02.2026 15:41 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

In the NHL, yes. Across all of Hockey Canada and USA Hockey? A fair number over just the last few years.

11.02.2026 15:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

You probably need to try a different neck guard. I wear one that comes with a removable insert because I just want the cut protection, and it's barely noticeable

11.02.2026 15:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I read this article and it's easy to forget how fucking stupid these dudes are.

"I don't like the neck guard because it makes my neck all hot & sweaty."

11.02.2026 15:04 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

Welcome to our weekly game, Violent Atrocities or Gross Incompetence? in which we try to decode minimally informative breaking news without scaring the chickens

11.02.2026 14:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1405    πŸ” 281    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 0

Whatever's going on in El Paso, rest assured it will be extremely stupid

11.02.2026 13:15 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

they said it couldn't be done, folks, big strong men with tears in their eyes, they came up to me and said "no president could completely wreck an entire united states economy twice", they said "no one's ever put more people out of work than you"

11.02.2026 03:12 β€” πŸ‘ 3167    πŸ” 725    πŸ’¬ 18    πŸ“Œ 9

Canada deserves to lose in hockey just for the terrible red & black jerseys

11.02.2026 13:04 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
Bridge Owner Lobbied Administration Before Trump Blasted Competing Span to Canada

This was pretty obviously what was going on. Carney should tell Trump that if the Gordie Howe bridge isn't opened on time, Canada will close the Windsor side of the Ambassador Bridge. The Moroun family are ghouls.

www.nytimes.com/2026/02/10/w...

11.02.2026 01:42 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Jays needing to shop for an everyday LF on the cusp of spring training is not ideal

10.02.2026 23:16 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I tend to hyperfixate on something, engross myself in it for a couple months, completely burn out on it, and move on to the next thing

09.02.2026 01:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm sorry the guy changing the rules on the fly is named what

07.02.2026 14:34 β€” πŸ‘ 17867    πŸ” 4483    πŸ’¬ 251    πŸ“Œ 111

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