Shawn Milrad

PERSIANS FOR TRUMP

Our in-house AI vibes model now shows a 45.47% chance that the windchill economy will reach absolute zero in the next year thanks to Joe Biden. Plus Nate tells you the best poker tables at McMurdo. All that and more in the next Silver Bulletin.

Dude’s into some weird shit

the only difference between this guy and uncle rico from napoleon dynamite is at least the athletic achievement uncle rico never shut the fuck up about was real

Deportation Hal.

If Trump won’t force Warner Brothers to be sold to Paramount, I’m going to become an even bigger libertarian

Every closeted MAGA influencer as a character from Game of Thrones.

by Chris Cillizza

My PARP (Propaganda Above Replacement Podcaster) metric ranks Benny Johnson as the fourth most important MAGA influencer. And I tell you the best place to get a cocktail in Provincetown. All that and more in the next Silver Bulletin.

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Turnovers in this game

Here is $12 Billion to Our Great Patriot Farmers Who Stand Against Socialism

The healthiest worm ever to attempt a pull-up

With tears in his eyes

Jared Polis ‹ @jaredpolis ••• It doesn't mean I agree with them most or all of the time, but I recommend following public intellectuals @RichardHanania and @captgouda24 who are doing actual thinking which is rare these days 2:03 PM • Dec 7, 2025 • 291.7K Views

Man you are the Governor of Colorado you do not under any circumstances have to hand it to them, especially when the right wing intellectuals you're handing it to are Epstein defenders and phrenologists

Do NFL coaches get a kickback from Kalshi every time they go for a completely irrational 4th down or something?

Florida blob.

Find something you love the way the CFP selection committee loves being horrific at their job.

Me when I cite myself:

Curt Smoke-A-Cignetti

#collegekickers

Those pretentious committee assholes from the Power 4 having to announce Tulane and JMU as part of the playoff would be absolutely glorious.

The good news for the Dr Pepper tuition football toss is that this year, the year of our lord 2025, it's only the 974th most dystopian event that's occurred.

This Fox pregame show of Portnoy, Urban, and Leinart makes McAfee and Stephen A look like woke shitlibs lmao

Palmer, AK, wind gust up to 94 mph. @alaskawx.bsky.social

Alabama shouldn’t get in. They have one good win and the team they beat is crushing them today on a neutral field. I don’t even think it’s that close. Thank u for ur attention to this blather!

The Nobel Prize committee should announce the World Cup winner tomorrow

Ok to be fair I imagine young vampire bats have natural immunity to a lot of diseases.

FIFA, the world’s most corrupt organization, handing the world’s most corrupt manbaby and notorious alpha male a participation trophy is a little too on the nose.