Nem

Please send help. I’m trapped in the Endless First Impressions level of the Backrooms. Every attempt at small talk alerts a monster that stands directly behind me but is always just out of view. I can't leave. Everyone’s staring at me... I have to say something or they're going to think I'm weird

Last night, someone accidentally triggered my MKUltra activation words in a Discord call. I blacked out and spent eight hours as a radio DJ.
Apparently, I was great. I did an NPR-style depressing jazz hour long skit, took song requests, and nailed every ad read. I might make this a regular thing.

I prefer narrative minimalism in games for some reason.

I never realized how weird I sounded until a mimic mocked me.

Parry Critmiss!

There are two wolves in me when it comes to gameplay: One is fucking everything up 😈 and the other is fucking everything up 🥶

I was never formally diagnosed speedrunner as a child, but the signs were always there

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Unico!

Game difficulty scales with your bitch-ass attitude, so relax and stop caring so much

The safe zone-shrinking battle royal circle that closes in is actually just cooties, mankind’s oldest and most dreaded enemy

I love fishing in games
lizard lizard lizard lizard lizard lizard

Awwww~ wook at us wittle bonked brainlet lowbies navigating Stormwind City on foot. WoW Classic is da bess

I have not reconciled with my keyboard, in fact I've moved on to a newer model with perky buttons and a nice backspace

guys, I can't wait to play Ark: Survival Ascended on my new Steam Kaaba!! 🕋

My keyboard died midgame, so I smashed my fists on it in a rage then grabbed a replacement but was too frustrated to set it up, so I slammed that down and turned it into a Perfection board game. A few days later, I’m still hunting for keys like eggs on Easter morning. Ah, to feel like a kid again.

I'm supposed to be holiday shopping for others, but I need this

Thank you for this info, I was wondering why my feed was feeling benign

This Morrowind playthrough is going to be weird, and potentially a diagnostic tool for my doctor.

I got overwhelmed from being outside too long, broke into some random guy’s house to escape it, panicked when he got mad at me, and killed him. Now I’m a first-time homeowner and I don't wanna leave.

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Tenchi Muyo

Nervously pacing behind a building in Seyda Neen rn, feeling nervous around cops like I got somethin' on me that I don’t

No matter how clever humans think they are, the universe doesn’t care. And it doesn’t even care about not caring, so every now and then, you can get away with some truly insane shit. Whatever you set out to do, why not just go for it?

I'm so socially awkward, I don't even talk to myself.

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Pee-wee's Big Adventure

When you reach out to me about a project and mention the timeframe, please don’t say ‘no rush.’ To me, that means the deadline could be a few years away, and I will absolutely treat it that way.

Reveil and Disney Dreamlight Valley actually take place in the same universe

ever since I was a little girl I knew I wanted to be a stressed adult male protagonist splashing water on his face in the bathroom

You can try all you want, but LFG will always mean Looking For Group

Today I learned that mannequins will still chase you even after you rip their heads off. I have no idea how they know where I am or how they’re able to move OH FUCK they can open doors

I looked up The Sims once on Bluesky, and now my feed is full of softcore ERP slop content. I keep marking the posts as uninteresting and muting accounts, but it keeps flooding in. Please @bsky.app, how do I make it stop? I want to commit scooter to ankle.

how do you turn off motion blur in real life?