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now playing: piss urself clean - LSD soundsystem

there's footage

saw a trampoline jumping on a trampoline. shit is getting wild

its not the heat its the hue huge dick up our asses

you're all so sexy

boner at work. attention. boner at work. this could be fireable if they could see it

what if he was jack the gripper and he was stroking his shit whitechapel style)

sometimes im good at formulating thought. gobbless

im gonna read my post on my bands next record too. thats a good idea

going around bsky giving out really bad opinions but its okay because my bio says "these opinions are NOT my own"

what if the moon just stopped working? what if it just stopped glowing like that

if something is pee, you are the product

i wish this guy would fight me i need this

on top of this i think that taco bell needs to get rid of the fried chicken also

they're booking me into room -145 its in the sewers level of the hospital

doctor diagnosed me with skank. they are gonna have to follow through with the procedure

username checks out

hi sharks,

i have created a chair that is edible. its made of hot dog. im seeking 1 million for 100% of my company

deep fried meme of Dwayne the rock Johnson Top text: one two skip a few Bottom text: ninety nine a hundred

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we got a baby taking their first steps during a baby race basketball halftime show before gta 6

im really high on weed right now i just want that to be known

all that and he throws a ball.

all that and he hits the batter in the neck.

all that and the batter hits a Homer

im just riffin

cant believe they havent tried this yet

"this is a hot painting fuck"

taking a viagra then going to jesus section of the art museum

is the labubu supposed to come with a gun and shoot you?, im losinga lot bloodf

idk man i was more into the wiggles before they released "big red car" after that normies kinda ruined it. especially when they put out "toot toot" and the first track is fucking toot toot chugga chugga big red car. like get real dude. my pallet definitely became more refined and i craved them less

really though fuck the cops. scumbags

stew

me irl: FUCK THE COPS ACAB

me driving: thin blue line brother i respect authority brother gobbless 😇😇😇😇😇😇