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the ai pics on the normie social media are getting outta hand. i do not give a fuck what you look like as an ai generated caricature

calmer than you are

im actually in a great mood

i swear boomers are the most unaware fucks out in public. im just gonna power through the ones who walk in front of me without looking in the store like a linebacker. not even like just a minor inconvenience these fuckers make you come to a full stop because they take up the whole fucking isle fuccc

IF YOU DONT FUCKING LAUGH THEYRE GOING TO FIRE ME! FUCKING LAUGH! REMEMBER I GOT TOOO MUCH FUCKING SHIT ON REMEMBER THAT ONE YOU FUCKER

my sleep paralysis demon is tim robinson. hes fucking hilarious but i cant laugh and he starts getting mad at me thats when it gets scary

this must be what they mean when they say capitalism creates innovation

new thing i thought of. a fartpost. its not as hardcore as a shitpost and can be shown to children

imagine if you took all the city's meat and put it in my pussy

doc i dont know how to explain this but some stuff came out of my ass that didn't look like shit

would be nuts if jack black and jack white got married

canceling all your plans because your piss is too yellow

please do it to him Iran

this really bothered me and i had to take a mental health break. like people at the bar who dont make music showing me their "demos"

yall can call me anytime you want but i may not answer

bro music industry is over. Regular people at the bar feeding me ai music

i love you. you reading this. on my bung

i love my timeline

it doesnt really end...the flopping until you die of natural causes that is

got a like on hinge from a girl. i sent her a voice note then she immediately unmatched me. in life you flop over and over again until you mostly just keep flopping and fumbling forever.

nobody's down?! cool fine

its alright to fart during is what fart safe zone means. nobody will be mad

EGG YOGA. its where we all eat eggs, do yoga and its a fart safe zone.

its just attached like a fucking labubu flopping around on a chain

hell yeah you got this. i love that the description makes anyone who knows wtf im talking about know wtf im talking about

i am actively learning how to make the pussy omelette

sorry was shnotling my grweeb last night. my favorite is that twisty volcano looking ommlette or the ommlette that opens up and looks like a pussy over rice

BRAND NEW: Small Vape™ now even smaller and even harder to find!

*japan is living in 2050*

then its just an egg that was cooked in the most fucked up way

this dudes playing diddy in the gym. what the fuck