Andy Eff

Chloe Kelly’s goal celebration face is the exact look my sister used to give me behind our mum’s back when I was being told off

Auntie Morag's over-optimism jam on top

"Life is like a box of chocolates" - Forrest Gump

"Life is like a bunch of tulips" - Florist Gump

Retreat Petite

#ASongOrMovieForPrivacy

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Monet Monet Monet

#ASongOrMovieForArt

Murdle On The Dancefloor
#ASongOrMovieForLogic

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Deli's Heroes

#ASongOrMovieForLunch

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Sausage Rolling In The Deep
#ASongOrMovieForABuffet

Finally got over my obsession with Talking Heads lyrics.

My God, what have I done?

"Stay on the scene, like a mincing machine".

"You boy! Is ITV even bothering this year?"

On this day in 1914, a game of football was played in no man's land.

Which later fed in to the "Two world wars and one world cup" chant. Possibly.

Tonïght you will be vïsïted by 3 spïrïts.

The 3 spïrïts:

Ghost - "I am the ghost of Christmas past"

Marty McFly - "oh ffs...."

I was already addicted to advocaat but once I started adding lemonade and lime juice it snowballed.

“I’m driving home for Christmas, I can’t wait to see the faces”

Sam-Juan Spayshall also accused of aiding and abetting.

How do you pronounce panettone?

a) panettone
b) panettone
c) panettone

There’s a rat in mi kitchen what am I gonna do?
There’s a rat in mi kitchen what am I gonna do?
Hang on, not rat...I mean mat. There's a mat in mi kitchen....
I’m gonna wipe my feet , that’s what I’m gonna do...

Doc Brown: Where we're going, we don't need roads

[Later]

Marty: This is the train station

Question

BBC - Vote for Your Ultimate Elvis Song! Vote for Your Ultimate Elvis Song!

Radio 2 are asking us to vote for our favourite Elvis songs.
Really surprised that "Watching The Detectives" didn't make the shortlist.
www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/a...

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Sheena Is A Kerplunk Rocker
#ASongOrMovieForToys

Followed by sitting too close to the roaring fire to dry your hair, because god forbid they'd allow use of electricity for a hairdryer.
Then of course, you'd be dry but reek of smoke....

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Full Metal Jacket Potato
#ASongOrMovieForMicrowaveMeals

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Whale meet again
#Asongormovieforanythingblue

TV show idea - "Gregglebox"

We watch viewers watch re-runs of Masterchef, while saying "I always knew he was a wrong 'un...."

I'll Never Fall In Love Again - Deacon Blue

I'll Never Do It In That Position Again - Deacon Bluer

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Our Mouse
#ASongOrMovieForWildlife

Tom tells Roger Mellie that they want him to do Masterchaf